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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆

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guys youre not gonna believe this one but i think im gay. — written by castor / maya

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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
s . sorrgy.
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
[ he kind of just shrugs. ]
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
men
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
. . . nno .
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
iiii UUHH H HHOW.
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
[ going totally quiet . just not saying anything now. ]
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
. , ?? bbBut. [ pointing wordlessly at . The Blood. ]
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Saturnine. @singedsaturnine.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
//i havent drawn physically in like a year.
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I SAID IT'S FINE sSO GET LOST. [ yelling really suddenly. just uncalled for. ]
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
dd. y . uh . [ cycling through about five million questions in a couple seconds before settling on, ] . aAre you okay
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
OH MY GOD [ way louder than intended ]
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
NUH UH.
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
NO?????
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
[ well. they can't back down now or else they'll look stupid... ] . ...... no. i mean— yeah. yYeah i'm sure. so. uh, yeah.
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
not my problem???
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
come on man.
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
????? are you deadass
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
WHAT THE FUCK? WGHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK? wWHATTHE FUCK? [ trying frantically to throw more dirt while they're still scrambling away. they literally have a spear they're just actually fucking stupid ]
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
no. [ they answered the question without even registering what he actually asked them and now they feel kind of bad but it's too late now . ]
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
GOOD FUCKING LUCK I'M WEARING ARMOR AND I HAVE A SPEAR.
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
i'm not paranoid i don't get scared of strangers i don't count every action when it's repeated i don't get letters mixed up and i DON'T even get really overwhelmed by loud noises or bright lights. so
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
there's nothing wrong with me.
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
. i don't know
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
yeah well thats how the world works buddy.
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
[ they get hit by like at Least three of them before panicking and scrambling out of the way as fast as possible. ]
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
huh? [ blinking like they just remembered they exist ] whgat?
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
] my stupid chud knight who has beef with a flower
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
[ CACKLING like a little asshole kid on the playground who just pushed someone over ]
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
yeah it's all for me. so
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
no you can't have any. [ they just don't know what most of it is. ]
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
[ they've made a fucking. like. noticeable dent in the ground before abruptly whipping around toward him. immediately hurling handfuls of dirt like they're insane i cant fucking stand these guys ]
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
yeah. [ probably couldn't handle just the vodka by itself ]
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
] i just noticed the poster's display name thats awesome
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
[ just absolutely eating shit . face full of dirt. ] [ . stop digging. d. No ]
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
WHAT DID Yyou mean by that.
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
yeah i'd be fine.
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
it's fine guys [ talking to no one ]
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
don't worry i can't die i have plot armor.
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
i could handle it.
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
[ LUNGING LIKE SOME KIND OF WILD ANIMAL? ]
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
] sorry i saw it get acknowledged and i got excited .
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
] points. My Quotesbot
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
. .. hHHELLO?????????
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
[ genuinely so angry they're shaking ] sh𝐒𝐇𝐔𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏. 𝐈’𝐌 g— 𝐈’𝐌 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐘𝐎𝐔.
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
[ i kinda straight up don't remember . ] . , WHAT.
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
] i miss him often . to be honest .
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Let's say I'm a fish, yeah? Hypothetical-like. Supposin' I were a fish, you think l'd taste any good?
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
n-NO!?!??? IT DOESN'T!!! [ they're dyslexic but they don't know that. ] yyYOU CALLED ME STUPID, ANYWAY! YOU PROBABLY, L-LIED OR SOMETHING!!!
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— ᖴᒪOᗯEY. @petalshop.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
( ooc./ the strongest ragebaited of today vs the strongest ragebaited of history. )
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
] i don't think so chjitan i'm sorry .
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