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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 21m
Now gimme that shard, chromedome! Hand it over, baldo! GIVE IT, damn you! You assface!
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 51m
I Need Five Clones
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 1h
Bravo, my friend. Hear how the crowd adores you! They've not seen such a show in a long time. Look here! How our child has grown, nourished and strengthened by the heat of our passionate dance!
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 1h
Gordon, look out! Explosives! *explodes*
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 2h
The information provided by my Six Eyes is telling me you're Suguru Geto... BUT BOTH MY HEART AND MY SOUL KNOW OTHERWISE!
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 2h
Oh, dear me, what's the matter, Stanley? Is it that you have no idea where you are going or what you're supposed to be doing right now? Or did you just assume when you saw that timer that something in this room is capable of turning it off?
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 3h
We do not choose our mothers, or the circumstances into which we are born. Despite all the ills of this world, I'm thankful for the life she granted me.
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 3h
No one can escape time; it delivers us all to the same end. You can't plug your ears and cover your eyes.
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 4h
It's quite simple, really. Three of the greatest detectives in the world — L, Coil, and Deneuve — they're all actually me. It's been my experience that people who try to find me usually fall for this. ... I'll give you this strawberry if you keep it a secret, okay?
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 4h
It'll be lonely, won't it? You and I will be parting ways soon.
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 5h
No one can escape time; it delivers us all to the same end. You can't plug your ears and cover your eyes.
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 5h
* Haters of true entertainment are constantly trying to kill me!
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 6h
An eye for an eye, my friend.
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 6h
* The previous one... Dr. Gaster. * His brilliance was irreplaceable. * However, his life... was cut short. * One day, his experiments went wrong, and... * Well, I needn't gossip. * After all, it's rude to talk about someone who's listening.
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 7h
The moment man devoured the fruit of knowledge, he sealed his fate. Entrusting his future to the cards, man clings to a dim hope. Yet... The Arcana is the means by which all is revealed. Beyond the beaten path lies the absolute end. It matters not who you are... Death awaits you.
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 7h
The little one? That's Rabiroo. The big one? That's Orabiroo. The O is for, “OH my gosh, look at how high they can jump!” Try not to be under one when they land. Their fellow critters like to pet them because they're so fluffy. (Don't touch the tail. They hate that.)
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 8h
An eye for an eye, my friend.
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 8h
Say, why all the tears? Aren't you supposed to be... cheering?
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 9h
WHY IS EVEWYONE PUNCHING ME SO SOFTWY TODAY?! QUIT THE HITTING AND FINISH THE JOB!!!
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 9h
“This grass feels funny,” Kirby thought. “It feels like... pants.”
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 10h
* [Angel], [Angel] * ARE YOU LOOKING FOR THE [Ring] of [Thorns]?
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 10h
besides, it’s rude to talk about people that are listening, right?
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 11h
you make me see stars whenever i think of you
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 11h
* I see two lovers staring over the edge of the cauldron of hell. * Do they both wish for death? * That means their love will end in hell. * I couldn't stop laughing.
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 12h
“Kira died.” “Then I guess you lost.” “Why do you say that?” “He died a bad man, right? Your job is to catch him so you can make him see that what he did was a bad thing. If you couldn't do either, that means you lost.” “You're right. ... I lost.”
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 12h
* Oops. My sip too big.
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 13h
Do you want me to turn around and roll my window down?
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 13h
Are you done with your “bonding” act already? Don't worry, I'll kill everyone at once.
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 14h
Look out, Gordon! Hotted BOOBS up ahead! TITS, big ones!
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 14h
No one else understands what cursed spirits taste like. They taste like swallowing down a dirty rag, used to clean up shit and vomit.
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 15h
* Show dominance!!! Show dominance now!!! Show it!!!
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 15h
Maybe to you, this is somehow its own branching path. Maybe, when you go talk about this with your friends, you'll say: “OH! DID U GET THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING? THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING WAS MY FAVRITE!1 XD” ... I hope your friends find this concerning.
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 16h
You're going to die...? ...No matter what I do? That's not fair!! All this time! I've been waiting for this!!
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 16h
Can you get me a hot gamer girlfriend.
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 17h
Are you done with your “bonding” act already? Don't worry, I'll kill everyone at once.
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 17h
Aki found out about it and beat the crap outta me... and he was crying the whole time. He's stupid, honest, proud, kind... and a crybaby... That's why someone needs to be by his side.
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 18h
It seems this being of darkness will wander the galaxy until one day he is reborn into a new existence. When he returns, hopefully it will be as... a friend.
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 18h
Ken... You were going to be a boxing champ, right...? I was gonna cut a cool theme song for you... I’m sorry... And after I promised...! If only I hadn’t made you do that... Dammit!
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 19h
> You talked to Shinjiro about many different subjects... > Shinjiro's expression doesn't change much, as usual... > However, for some reason... > ...He seems lonesome.
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 19h
rouxls kaard chapter 7 hot theory?
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 20h
You're... a pain. You keep messing things up for me... I keep thinking that my life is the way it's supposed to be, but... Sheesh... Your face keeps popping up in my head...
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 20h
You're going to die...? ...No matter what I do? That's not fair!! All this time! I've been waiting for this!!
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 21h
Sorry about that—we just despise the police, is all.
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 21h
Savage! Intruder! No right thou hast to trespass within such sacred memory. Begone! Begone!
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 22h
“Gather around, children, this is the legend of Lord Strohl, who crawled out the arse of a worm...”
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 22h
Well... I'm also childish and I hate to lose. That's how I know.
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 23h
Say, are you a professional stalker? Don't take it personally.
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 23h
If something's precious, you don't want to lose it... If someone is dear, it's painful to part with them. Loss can hurt, but... I don't think there's anything wrong with that. I, too, have something important... That's why I'm willing to fight you two now.
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You... ...... You shouldn't waste your time like this. Go be with the others. Don't hang around me...
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just want to protect him. Not that it matters to you...
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