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Coset The Table

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Disability & food policy, preferably with data. she/her. 💙😈🩷. none of this nonsense, please!

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Coset The Table @cosetthetable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t know what they’re talking about, I have read books this year! …… on pace for half as many as last year, but, like, still.
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Coset The Table @cosetthetable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i didn't realize that senate staffers were using their jobs to get to meet their (i presume) favorite fanfic authors
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Coset The Table @cosetthetable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lololololololololololololol *deep gasp in* lololololololololoolololollllllll
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Coset The Table @cosetthetable.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
also, i simply cannot be convinced to remember if someone went to and/or taught at CLOWN school or CIRCUS school
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Coset The Table @cosetthetable.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
honestly, who hasn’t lost track of which of their acquaintances left something/someone to spend time at clown school?
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It is t i m e www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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Coset The Table @cosetthetable.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy Mountain Day!
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Coset The Table @cosetthetable.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
That's @matthewcort.land, they're one of Mystic Seaport Cortland's humans, and they like the alternate note version of Taylor Swift's The 1, where, during many of the later Eras Tour dates she sang "take her home" differently than the studio recording.
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Coset The Table @cosetthetable.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
And back then, I bet pressures to keep the *online* cards to provable locals wasn’t as fierce, so she could have given me ten years, or she could have given me a hundred, who knows????
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Coset The Table @cosetthetable.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i called, asking if they could at least give me a grace period, so i could use the card in the meantime. ........ the card works to this day. I do not know what expiration date that lovely librarian granted me with, but every time i log in I wonder if my luck has finally run out!
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Coset The Table @cosetthetable.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
pre-pandemic, i was out of town when a particular library card said I needed to go into the branch to re-authorize it. i was absolutely still eligible for that card, but even once i got home, it was going to be a pain in the ass to actually get to the branch in person.
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Coset The Table @cosetthetable.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Current List (high to low): Victoria Goddard, Tamora Pierce, Rick Riordan, Gail Carriger, Ally Carter, Martha Wells, Ali Hazelwood, Leigh Bardugo, Chloe Liese, Elizabeth Wein (rereads and novellas count, obviously this scheme benefits authors with large catalogs)
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 04/09/2026
Oh my god, this is AWFUL
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Coset The Table @cosetthetable.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Update: this project was successful as of earlier this year!
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Coset The Table @cosetthetable.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
the instacart shopper has refunded without replacement three out of three pork products. one of which is... just normal deli ham. good thing i picked all-beef hot dogs. no one tell him what's in the pepperoni on the frozen pizza!
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Coset The Table @cosetthetable.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
If anyone tells you I’m googling local fancy sandwich places to get ideas for my grocery delivery that’s a LIE I am googling fancy sandwich places at least six hours away
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Ed Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Everyone watches women's sports.
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Coset The Table @cosetthetable.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I can’t make you. But I can strongly encourage you to create a new folder/document/however you organize this stuff to throw things in as you notice them ;)
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Coset The Table @cosetthetable.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Black and white photo of JFK with text “ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU, ASK WHAT MY NEPHEW'S FUCKING PROBLEM IS”
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Coset The Table @cosetthetable.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
i don't know what you're talking about, those boys were just good friends 🙄
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Coset The Table @cosetthetable.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
there's a lactaction granola recall because of salmonella concerns :( www.fda.gov/safety/recal...
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The Hampton Grocers, Inc . Recalls It’s 8 Ounce Packages of “Lacnola Lactation Granola” Because of Possible Health Risk
The Hampton Grocers, Inc. of Montauk, NY is recalling Lacnola Lactation Granola, 8oz, because it has the potential to be contaminated with Salmonella, an organism which can cause serious and sometimes...
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Coset The Table @cosetthetable.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
me: [eats food out of a pouch] @matthewcort.land : what are you eating? just tell me it isn't granola? me: no, i'm aware there's a food safety issue with granola, so this is a HEALTH FOOD, mini oreos.
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Coset The Table @cosetthetable.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Love when Matthew adds a footnote for the autistic clients because they know what’s being thought real hard.
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Ed Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Trans kids are not a "contentious issue" and their rights aren’t up for debate. Trans kids need to be loved and supported—not thrown under the bus to score political points.
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Matthew Cortland (they) @matthewcort.land · 08/08/2026
There are many in public health who are actively working to be collaborators, as in “assisting the enemy” Gregg is absolutely right. Oh, and btw since it’s under attack, this is why tenure is necessary & good. (Ranney, one of the collaborationists, is the dean of the Yale school of public health)
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Coset The Table @cosetthetable.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
okay, but don't follow me to threads unless you want to discuss heated rivalry fanfic
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Coset The Table @cosetthetable.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
well, they're back, and now i can diminish, and go into the west, or whatever
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Amadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Apparently this platform has taken an official anti-death penalty stance, because they will suspend or ban users if they say that a specific person should be tried and executed for their crimes when that person has killed people. So long as that person isn't an elected official, it seems.
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Jodie Troutman @longtalljodie.com · 03/08/2026
Not gonna lie, I remain delighted that Bluesky management hates that the platform was immediately co-opted by artists and queers.
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Coset The Table @cosetthetable.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If you're looking for ME because you're looking for Matthew, well, they got banned. Details here: shouldntneedtobealawyer.com/posts/ralph-...
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Ralph de la Torre, Steward Health Care CEO, Is A Murderer (And I've Been Banned By BlueSky) | Shouldn't Need to Be a Lawyer by Matthew Cortland
nb. I have been suspended from BlueSky. Patreon — now with new, easier URL, ShoudntNeedToBeALawyer.com or ShouldntNeed.com — is the best pla
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Coset The Table @cosetthetable.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
honestly easier than listen[ing] on the AM Radio!
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 03/08/2026
Anybody at @moderation.bsky.app want to try to explain why they suspended @matthewcort.land, ANOTHER of the most prominent people out here fighting for disabled and marginalized people? Like… are y'all planning to suspend/ban literally every disabled legal scholar/policy worker out here, orrrr…?
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Coset The Table @cosetthetable.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
i didn't realize that Billie Eilish could look so Sarah Polley-coded but now that I've seen it I can't believe I didn't expect it
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Civil Eats @civileats.com · 03/08/2026
Summer’s not over yet! Check out this year’s 2026 Food and Farming Book Guide, which features titles written by and about farmers. 📚 ⬇️
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Our Summer 2026 Food and Farming Book Guide
This year’s collection is rich in books by and about farmers.
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Coset The Table @cosetthetable.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
i thought today might be boring, Amy.
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ali alkhatib @ali-alkhatib.com · 03/08/2026
friend got suspended from here, i jokingly asked if it's because they said something mean about a billionaire, and i was right 🫩
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Coset The Table @cosetthetable.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
like, sure, i'm sad this friendship is apparently over, i'm especially sad at what appears to have ended it, but i'm also not interested in months or years worth of subposting therapy-speak drama bullshit, and i'm not sure what the cleanest path forward is
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Coset The Table @cosetthetable.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
if someone removes you as a follower on insta but does not stop following you, is that more likely a sign that they're interested in stirring up drama or that they just didn't finish the job for whatever reason?
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 02/08/2026
Reminder to my Bay Area comrades that I have TWO book events next week! I'll be at Books, Inc's Alameda store at 6:30 on Wednesday, August 5, and would love to see you there. Reserve ahead of time so they know to expect you!
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s.e. smith at books inc. alameda
Meet s.e. smith joining us to share their new book All My Dead Cats and Other Losses: Practicing Good Grief in a Culture That Fears Mourning
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
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Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 30/07/2026
In case you missed it, this very personal project and also the largest I've ever worked on is out into the world!
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Coset The Table @cosetthetable.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
“Representatives for Ms. Reid and Jacob Tierney, the television show’s creator, declined requests for interviews. Representatives for HBO Max, Mr. Storrie and Mr. Williams did not respond to requests for comment.” and thank god for THAT
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Coset The Table @cosetthetable.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Oh. Oh no. Oh absolutely not.
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Matthew Cortland (they) @matthewcort.land · 28/07/2026
....if you are responsible for feeding a chimp, and you're not actively criming, you have access to better chimp experts than i do lol
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Coset The Table @cosetthetable.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
this is always my pick
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Matthew Cortland (they) @matthewcort.land · 22/07/2026
i long for the great Sage-Grouse debates of yore
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Matthew Cortland (they) @matthewcort.land · 21/07/2026
Mystic Seaport Cortland would like a word with you.
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Coset The Table @cosetthetable.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
thank you for posting this, i saw you posting about other stuff and almost yelled at you 🤣
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Deborah Blum @deborahb.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This is solid advice.
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Misti @irianamistifi.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If you're in the Boston area, Matt's overview of the nurse and clinician strike at Brigham is a must-read. If you can get out there to the picket lines and support the strikers, I hope you do. They are fighting for better pay and safer patients.
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