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Mettle @stripedcrocodile.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Does anyone else remember this scene from the cartoon???

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I can’t explain it but Huey Lewis and the News sounds the way a Ross Dress For Less smells.

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Someone online called me a liberal today and BOY HOWDY did they swing and miss.

Ideology Matches
1
Communism
Radical Left
Politically speaking, marx and...
2
Trotskyist ...
Radical Left
Trotsky's current: permanent ...
Federalist S...
Radical Left
A federation of socialist repu...
Socialism
Left
In summary, it favors social o...

Country Matches
Allende's Chile
Democratic Nationalizing Socialism (1970-1973)
77%
Rojava (North and East Syria) Democratic Egalitarian Confederalism
75%
Soviet Union (USSR)
One Party Planned Socialism (1922-1991)
75%

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The director, Owen Harris, is doing the GoT/Aegon’s Conquest movie too, which is insane.

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

As much as I want to say Twin Peaks S3E8 or Vincent and The Doctor or Raina of Castamere - it’s this. I’m a sap. Lots of Black Mirror episodes in the top 10, but fuuuuuck. This one. It ruins me every time.

A scene from the Black Mirror Epsiode San Junipero featuring two character staring at each other and the dialog

“What are you doing?”

“I'm... regarding you.”

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Going back in time to 2006 to show everyone this post and then leave

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My dude looks like he’s a single frame taken out of a werewolf transformation film.

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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I know we’re not supposed to goof on people’s looks, but if this is what being a billionaire does to you, I’m happy to be a poor slob

Peter Thiel looking like a particularly vicious Dan Clowes drawing

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I found an image of a secret anarchist working inside the system to destroy Utah:

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Why does that first book there make me think it’s Jesus Yaoi

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

All of these guys gave names like and look like a Tim and Eric character

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This was harder to narrow down than I thought it would be. I need something like 27 instead of 9 to feel like I’m not leaving anything out.

My 9 Games
The 9 Games That Shaped Who I Am
FINAL FANTASY VI
Final Fantasy VI
The legend of
ZELDA
The Legend of Zelda
ELDEN RING
Badu's
Gate
Elden Ring
Baldur's Gate III
BIOSHOCK
STRAN
DIREC
BioShock
Death Stranding: Director's Cut
#My9Games
ASSASSIN'S
CREEDI
Assassin's Creed Il
-YBERFUNK
Cyberpunk 207ß»
Doom

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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“At 50, everyone has the face he deserves.” ― George Orwell

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Well… there was The Chicken Sandwich Post.

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If anything it shows you have good time management. You were able to stop somewhere, wait in line for an iced coffee, and still make it to the interview on time.

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’d just like to remind everyone that we will not “hear you out”.

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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's easier to hyperfixate on this one detail about Gen Z workers instead of on how corporations are using performance improvement plans to force out employees without severance; how return to office policies hurt parents, caregivers, and disabled workers; and how hard it is to find a job right now.

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

you guys broke watergate

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I don’t care if you wear one of those hats with the cans of beer with straws coming out of them to the interview. Will hiring you make my job easier, yes or no? Shit’s only “inappropriate” to drink if it has ice in it? Fuck off with that boomer shit. That shit is why everyone hates their managers.

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This guy guy is a boss fight in a Kojima game, I just know it

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If this was in black and white in front of a brick wall you’d think it was a poster for a Throbbing Gristle reunion tour or something.

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

At some point, when they had absolutely zero friends, they saw some asshole say that to a group of other assholes and they all laughed. It was then added to their social repertoire. They’re forever chasing the imagined high of people thinking they’re smart, witty, and a maybe a little dangerous.

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

In 25 years doctors will show us this image to test our level of neural decay. If you understand this image you go straight to The Home.

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I think it was Ronald Reagan who first pronounced the 9 most terrifying words you can hear: “Hello, your pilot is a pregnant masc trans furry.”

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Trump basing his entire argument about attacking Iran on “we can’t let them have nuclear weapons” is hilarious because gas has gotten so expensive people are ready to give Iran Warhammer Armor and The Death Star.

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nupo @nullpotential.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Alt text.

Image 1: A comic book panel. Emma Frost stands behind and speaks to Miss Piggy.

Emma Frost: Darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your midn to ascertain if you're telling the truth?

Miss Piggy: But of *course*, darling. I am an open book, a tell-all memoir.

Image 2: A continuation of the same comic. Emma Frost's eyes glow white and her mouth is agape.

Emma Frost: My god...

Behind her, a kaleidoscope of images of Miss Piggy in various scenes and forms, including dramatic action kick wearing spandex, wearing expensive-looking clothing, and wearing a tiara and being carried by shirtless men in a palanquin. There is a multi-colored star motif and several sparkle effects on the image.

Image 3: two horizontal comic panels.

Top panel: Wolverine touches Emma Frost's shoulder from behind.

Wolverine: Frost? She legit?
Emma Frost: She's... She's...

Bottom panel: a closeup of half of Emma Frost's face, eyes and mouth still wide with wonder.

Emma Frost: "...She's *everything*. And I would *die* for her.

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Hope she dedicates it to all the victims of Raccoon City

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

A dozen skinny white guys who farm hate on YouTube deciding that this game is the current target of their weekly “outrage” doesn’t constitute a “controversy”, and everyone at polygon knows this and chose to do it anyway.

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Happy Earth Wind and Fire Day everyone

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The Legend of Zelda. No question. A

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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 19/09/2026

honestly same

a vending machine with a small printed sign taped to it:

the light inside
is broken but
i still work

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I have blocked about 5000 Kalshi sites on TikTok the last few days. Never saw any and now it’s a new boring white guy or Ai slop account hocking their bullshit every ten posts. I wonder happened in the last few days to trigger this?

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Starting a petition for demanding that all style guidelines be changed to ensure people are calling Artificial Intelligence “Ai” instead of “Al”. I keep thinking Weird Al Yankovich is going to kill us all.

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Waking up and reading the techbro Harry Potter fan-fic doomsday sex cult thread, just another normal day on Al Gore’s internet.

Rust Cole taking a big hit off a cig while looking terrified at his phone

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Also it’s great that in my brain July feels like a year ago. 👍

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Oh thank god I don’t have dementia yet

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Someone help, did we do this same gag a year ago with someone else or do I need to see a neurologist?

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026

Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I grew up in the shadow of 2 power plants. In the 80s when it snowed you’d find chunks of black rocks that smelled like soot in the snow. Holding a lighter to them, they’d burn and smell like sulfur. By the mid 90s, after the CAA made them add scrubbers to those plants, the black rocks went away.

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Tonight my wife told me that I’m too old to go down the Boston Cop Slide. This must be like what Jesus felt like on the cross.

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Had a poli sci class with a prof that was a politician for 50 years. He told us in the 50s men would come up to them on the playground, would pay kids $1 each to pass out whiskey outside the polls with a candidate’s name on it. It was such a problem they banned alcohol sales on election day in WV.

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This is my favorite record store, somewhere deep in my 90s archives I have one of their shirts, in high school I had to argue with the vice principal “Thunderpussy” is completely separate from “actual pussy.”

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