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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Ossoff: “nice speech, i hope you enjoyed it. Because that’s the last fuckin one you’ll ever make.” Collins:

Matthew Belilaqua crying saying “I swear to God! Mommy!

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

If I send you this know that I regret whatever decision I just made

Uckerberg regretting the choice he just made

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Someone online called me a liberal today and BOY HOWDY did they swing and miss.

Ideology Matches
1
Communism
Radical Left
Politically speaking, marx and...
2
Trotskyist ...
Radical Left
Trotsky's current: permanent ...
Federalist S...
Radical Left
A federation of socialist repu...
Socialism
Left
In summary, it favors social o...

Country Matches
Allende's Chile
Democratic Nationalizing Socialism (1970-1973)
77%
Rojava (North and East Syria) Democratic Egalitarian Confederalism
75%
Soviet Union (USSR)
One Party Planned Socialism (1922-1991)
75%

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

As much as I want to say Twin Peaks S3E8 or Vincent and The Doctor or Raina of Castamere - it’s this. I’m a sap. Lots of Black Mirror episodes in the top 10, but fuuuuuck. This one. It ruins me every time.

A scene from the Black Mirror Epsiode San Junipero featuring two character staring at each other and the dialog

“What are you doing?”

“I'm... regarding you.”

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I found an image of a secret anarchist working inside the system to destroy Utah:

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This was harder to narrow down than I thought it would be. I need something like 27 instead of 9 to feel like I’m not leaving anything out.

My 9 Games
The 9 Games That Shaped Who I Am
FINAL FANTASY VI
Final Fantasy VI
The legend of
ZELDA
The Legend of Zelda
ELDEN RING
Badu's
Gate
Elden Ring
Baldur's Gate III
BIOSHOCK
STRAN
DIREC
BioShock
Death Stranding: Director's Cut
#My9Games
ASSASSIN'S
CREEDI
Assassin's Creed Il
-YBERFUNK
Cyberpunk 207ß»
Doom

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Waking up and reading the techbro Harry Potter fan-fic doomsday sex cult thread, just another normal day on Al Gore’s internet.

Rust Cole taking a big hit off a cig while looking terrified at his phone

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Better late than never but god damn, if you’ve been following the trial at all they had more or less everything they needed to convict more than 20 years ago.

Duane Keith Davis found guilty of 1996 murder of Tupac Shakur
Las Vegas jury returns verdict against ex-South Side Compton Crips gang leader in killing of US rap legend

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

*bang bang* A Man *bang bang* A Fleet *bang bang* An Ocean *bang bang* A Battlefield

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

“Bluesky is too liberal, Bluesky is too liberal” meanwhile my entire timeline:

A person holding up a sickle and hitachi magic wand crossed together like the hammer and sickle

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I’m just gonna let you guys know now that I can’t handle the “checking the daily death counter for the current pandemic” again. Nope. Fuck right off with this.

A cyclospora outbreak chart complete with hospitalizations estimated cases and total deaths and a map of where it’s happening

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Me, 30 years after The Fall of America, finding an elderly Andrew Tate locked in the secret prison under the pentagon:

Daemon Targaryen laughing while looking into a locked dark cell

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

This is who runs this account. (Circa 2002)

Dude with long hair drinking a Mike’s Hard Lemonade while somehow simultaneously playing scrabble and Dungeons and Dragons in a very messy room.

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Face I’m submitting for my Bluesky verification

Arseface from the tv adaptation of Preacher

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Oh no. This is terrible. No one expects to eat Taco Bell and get explosive diarrhea. This could ruin their reputation as a totally clean, non-diarrhea causing food.

Headline from TMZ: TACO BELL PULLS FRESH INGREDIENTS OVER 'EXPLOSIVE' DIARRHEA PARASITE OUTBREAK

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Everyone please clap for the cake I made for my wife’s birthday

A cake with an image of John Pork calling you on your iPhone on it.

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

This is true I found a photo of their meeting

A scene from Baldur’s Gate 3 where someone is using the spell “speak with dead” to talk to a corpse

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Still mind boggling that The Dana Carvey Show was this far ahead of the curve.

Dana Carvey and Stephen Colbert as their characters “the skinheads of Maine” from The Dana Carvey show

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

New “Post Election Autopsy Report” that’s just the Will Smith “look at this” meme next to this Harris post.

Will Smith physically imploring you to look at something

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Happy pride to the 2/3rds full bottle of astroglide that’s been in the bushes outside where I work for the last 6 months.

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Reminder that the world’s second Trillionaire (shout out Mansa Musa) had the most absolute dog shit Elden Ring build. Money does not equal intelligence or success in life.

Elon’s Elden Ring build, basically a bunch of spell casting stuff mixed with armor, shields and weapons that make him too heavy to function
In

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Seriously using “opine on the Roman Empire” is worse than actually opining on the Roman Empire.

Bari Weiss • @bariweiss
x.com
"It was a big night for men who use the word
'vehicle,' opine on the Roman Empire, and show up as heroes when we actually need them."
Read @SnoozyWeiss in @thefp:
DIRECTORY
ISE LEVEL
LOBBY LEVEL
My Takeaway from the WHCD? Dude I’m I’m

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

I can’t believe all the details Alex Jones has uncovered about Tim Heidecker. I did some research on my own and found a video where he’s quite proudly sexually harassing a young woman named Carol.

Tim Heidecker in a bald cap saying “I'm gonna bury my bald head befween those rolls.”

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Saw Fox News complaining about how the left has always spoken out about gerrymandering and now of course they’re all hypocrites celebrating it. My dudes must have missed that we’re all right about here now:

Luthen from Andor: “WHAT IS MY SACRIFICE? I'M CONDEMNED TO USE THE TOOLS OF MY ENEMY TO DEFEAT THEM.
I BURN MY DECENCY FOR SOMEONE ELSE'S FUTURE.”

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