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Corprew Reed

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fan and/or critic of art and/or technology. participates in things. this is my dumping ground for extraneous thoughts and doesn't reflect the opinions of my employer. some sort of written artifact forthcoming 2026. info sci & eng leadership.

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Corprew Reed @corprew.org · 26/09/2026
That’s just a subway rat blocking out the moon
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Corprew Reed @corprew.org · 26/09/2026
Just getting to this point is a big step, though.
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Corprew Reed @corprew.org · 25/09/2026
congratulations!
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Corprew Reed @corprew.org · 24/09/2026
One of the original partners giving up and going to clown college seems like the longest setup for the Pagliacci joke.
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Corprew Reed @corprew.org · 23/09/2026
tinnitus + copperitus = bronzenitus
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Corprew Reed @corprew.org · 21/09/2026
"our centrists aren't centristy enough" has been the easiest grift in Seattle for the past 25 years, though, especially when you do it in the run-up to a major election.
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Corprew Reed @corprew.org · 19/09/2026
You have legs, you’re beating some larger vr environments with 100s of devs, congrats
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Corprew Reed @corprew.org · 18/09/2026
relatedly: bsky.app/profile/pale...
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Corprew Reed @corprew.org · 18/09/2026
Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great economic advisor Cramer's show on tonight. Go and watch him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor... I am Cramer.'"
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Corprew Reed @corprew.org · 18/09/2026
Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.
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Corprew Reed @corprew.org · 17/09/2026
i should check it out with just a laptop & cable though, thanks.
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Corprew Reed @corprew.org · 17/09/2026
hdmi-cec seems to mostly work these days for me.
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Corprew Reed @corprew.org · 17/09/2026
I've started bringing an older apple tv with me no matter where i go, makes so many things easier.
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Corprew Reed @corprew.org · 17/09/2026
"navigate to www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/i... and win the game. loop on figuring out how to play. do this in an visible browser so we can watch."
decisionproblem.com
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Corprew Reed @corprew.org · 13/09/2026
"i have no luxury vacation and i must scream"
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Corprew Reed @corprew.org · 11/09/2026
by tops, presumably.
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Corprew Reed @corprew.org · 11/09/2026
for comparison though -- www.northwestu.edu.
northwestu.edu
Northwest University
Northwest University is a top-ranked Christian college located in Kirkland, Washington. Earn your degree on campus or 100% online.
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Corprew Reed @corprew.org · 08/09/2026
Happy Labor Day, everyone.
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Corprew Reed @corprew.org · 22/08/2026
This may have convinced them that the extra $ through customer data sales they got from that wasn't worth it -- www.reuters.com/business/wal...
reuters.com
Walmart sales growth slowdown tests consumer resilience, shares slide 9%
The retailer reported its slowest quarterly comparable sales growth in six years ​and warned shoppers were likely being squeezed by high gasoline prices.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Spreadsheet people New York and California Spreadsheet people I was born on Jupiter
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Corprew Reed @corprew.org · 19/08/2026
i am running the beta version of iOS and last night when the mariners scores started coming through i assumed that the phone was buggy.
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Corprew Reed @corprew.org · 17/08/2026
big win for alchemists: home.cern/alice-detect...
home.cern
ALICE detects the conversion of lead into gold at the LHC – Home | CERN
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A.G. Pasquella @agpasquella.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Yes YES The tiger is out
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Corprew Reed @corprew.org · 04/08/2026
Why would anyone name a horse Thomas Aquinas when Thomas Equinas was right there? www.horseracingnation.com/horse/Thomas...
horseracingnation.com
Thomas Aquinas - Horse
Thomas Aquinas horse page with past performances, speed figures, results, pedigree, photos and videos. Thomas Aquinas horse rating and status. See who is a fan of Thomas Aquinas.
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Ben Zipperer @benzipperer.org · 04/08/2026
public libraries ftw
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 04/08/2026
Me: The new agent harness is great. You feed your tokens into the machine. Then you run simulations which, if successful, produces tickets. If they fail you have to buy more tokens and keep running the sims. Once you have enough tickets you can redeem them Boss: are you at dave & busters, yes or no
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Not sure why this is news, it's called a lunch break
"Ross Douthat Leaves New York Times for 60 Minutes"
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Corprew Reed @corprew.org · 30/07/2026
the only tanks in worse shape than these are the husks of russian ones littering the ukrainian countryside.
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Corprew Reed @corprew.org · 28/07/2026
Does AI add a fourth letter to the classic ‘three letters’ story?
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
There is a lot to say about the Nolan Odyssey movie. But one point that I think has not been emphasized enough is: this is a film about living in LA, as Nolan, my erstwhile British compatriot and age mate, has done for years. I gather it’s a strange place.
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Corprew Reed @corprew.org · 21/07/2026
are there forecasts for how dwindling US oil reserves will affect gas prices (other than 'a lot,' i guess)
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Corprew Reed @corprew.org · 18/07/2026
presumably the people on bainbridge immediately after inventing pickleball went around trying to figure out how to promote it.
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Corprew Reed @corprew.org · 17/07/2026
"Bohemian Crapsody"
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Corprew Reed @corprew.org · 17/07/2026
Playing at SIFF.net for at least another week if you're in Seattle
siff.net
SIFF - Home of SIFF Cinema, Seattle International Film Festival, SIFF Education, and SIFFsupports.
SIFF is a Seattle-based arts nonprofit dedicated to the creation of vibrant experiences and spaces that champion film discovery and arts education.
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Corprew Reed @corprew.org · 17/07/2026
In addition to all the other things it was, it was also a parody of the Wizard of Oz. Definitely worth watching. It's also clear that John Hamm can have the same sense of his inherent ridiculousness that John Cena does. A great movie, glad I watched it in the theatre
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Corprew Reed @corprew.org · 17/07/2026
I projected some of those in college, and enjoyed the genre, but these days, it seems like ensemble comedies like this are mostly stoner comedies, this wasn't that but was something funnier and weirder.
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Corprew Reed @corprew.org · 17/07/2026
Tuesday, I went to see Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass. This was a hilarious comedy, somewhat like the old star-studded comedies that they used to make in the 70s where celebrities would play exaggerated versions of themselves and a hilarious romp ensues.
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Corprew Reed @corprew.org · 16/07/2026
The Purpose of a System is what it Doesn’t.
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Corprew Reed @corprew.org · 15/07/2026
Bring back “Swatch Internet Time”? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swatch_...
en.wikipedia.org
Swatch Internet Time - Wikipedia
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Corprew Reed @corprew.org · 14/07/2026
Just John Randolph (VA) and I suspect for similar reasons that a few of the current senators might be remembered 200 years out.
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Corprew Reed @corprew.org · 12/07/2026
Maybe the reader has subpar millennial angst?
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Corprew Reed @corprew.org · 11/07/2026
Nothing besides remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away…
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Corprew Reed @corprew.org · 11/07/2026
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed: And on the pedestal these words appear: “My name is Pagliaccis, clown of clowns: Look upon my works, ye Troubled, and rejoice!”
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Corprew Reed @corprew.org · 11/07/2026
I met a doctor from an antique land Who said: two vast and trunkless shoes of stone Stand in the desert. Near them, in the sand, Half sunk, a smiling visage lies, whose grin, And wrinkled lip, and smile of warm merriment, Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
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Corprew Reed @corprew.org · 10/07/2026
Time isn't real, clocks are real. Clocks must be stopped.
thehill.com
House to vote on measure making daylight saving time permanent
The House will vote next week on legislation making daylight saving time permanent nationwide, reviving a years-long effort to eliminate the twice-yearly clock changes. Daylight saving time has bee…
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Corprew Reed @corprew.org · 10/07/2026
Gotta maximize paperclip production
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
@ericallenhatch

ANNIHILATION (2018):

Last month my cat disappeared. A week ago I found him and brought him home. Today my cat came back. Now I have two identical cats

(picture of two identical cats)
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Corprew Reed @corprew.org · 29/06/2026
if you're blogging claude output directly, without editing or reviewing it, you're just clogging. think about what you're writing.
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Corprew Reed @corprew.org · 29/06/2026
I watched disclosure day last week, good movie although like many of Spielberg's movies it now seems somewhat over-earnest and cheezy in bits. Would recommend.
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