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Tom R

@cornypastiche.bsky.social
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 7h
Wtf?! #Mastermind1977
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 7h
Looks like they cloned Jarvis Cocker, Rolf Harris and Rod Hull. #Mastermind1977
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Why have I only just learnt today that the Ivory Coast flag is just the Irish flag backwards… who said that football doesn't teach you anything!? 🤣
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Cruel, but apt...
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
@ariadnereviews.bsky.social This you on the front of several of the newspapers this morning? Something in my brain remembered you had a parasol? :)
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I was going to say this this needs updating... but somethings on my #Eurovision #bingocard are very apt for tonight. Have fun anyway 🙂
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
One of my favorite episodes of STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION.
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Finally finished rejigging my Doctor Who shelves after the new Collection arrived this week.
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Nope, new advert for my local pub doesn't make it look haunted at all!? 🤣🤣🤣
Promotional advert for a local pub but the lighting and color tone suggest it could be haunted.
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Work in Progress after this week's Doctor Who Collection release. Nu Who has gone from top shelf to bottom. The various steelbooks and special releases are such a mismatch of colours and styles though. Needs finessing when I get back home tonight.
Tall 5 shelf unit with a collection of Doctor Who DVDs and Blu-ray's and books etc.
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Who fans! Opinions?... I might have a rejig tonight and put my Collections on the top shelves... and controversially put Nu Who on the bottom shelf?
Wooden five shelf shelving unit holding a doctor Who collection with various doctor Who merchandise on top of it.
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Similar capacity issues. I'm gradually archiving the old DVDs whenever the Collections arrive. Peter has now completed the bottom shelf. McGann 4K pending.
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Excitement !, I've ordered an 'actual' sonic screwdriver, due to arrive today. And... it does wood too!
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Just spotted the resemblance... 🤣🤣🤣 "This is a Local Shop for local people!" #LeagueOfGentlemen #Tubbs
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
So this while grocery shopping yesterday... make your own jokes up! 😜
Pack of Chinese noodles called creamy tom yum flavour. Make up your own innuendo.
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
This you @leebinding.bsky.social ?
Bank advert looks suspiciously like Lee Binding.
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
@seftoncouncil.bsky.social Could someone chase this job up in St George's Road in Hightown. They've done half a job and only repainted one of the H markings.
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
No wonder the show is off air currently! One for Bad Grammar Corner at @merseywho.bsky.social
Newspaper headline with bad grammar. "Doctor who left patient during operation to have sex with nurse allowed to practise"
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Anyone know how to fix a broken time machine? #stormamy
Broken garden clock. Storm damaged.
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
I think my kitchen might have been invaded!? #Dalek
Black kitchen canister that has hemispherical bumps all over it that make it look like a Dalek.
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Exhausted myself in this hot weather sowing a lawn, moving a 3x6m gazebo and using a mini chainsaw... So am stripped-off naked under the gazebo drinking white wine spritzers and watching Neighbours.
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
This is who runs this account... The signs were there from an early age 😜
Pre-school Tom with curly hair and rainbow dungarees driving an orange pedal car down his front path.
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Anyone know how to separate decorative gravel from compost?
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
More also :)
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Just bought my first lawnmower! Ain't I butch! 🤣🤣🤣
Orange corded lawnmower. Incredibly butch and manly.
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
"Hmm, Well, that's solved that little bit of solution, Eh!?"
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
From the festive greeting card that my vegan best friend is sending out 🤣🤣🤣
Cartoon for a festive greeting card with two pigs shivering outside in the snow one of the pics of saying to the other one don't worry I heard we're getting blankets for Christmas.
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Must be cold outside even my Fresnel is frozen.
A garden lantern in the style of Doctor Who's TARDIS frozen with frost.
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Snow ! 😀 #UKsnow #L38
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Not the best Dame Edna impersonator I've seen 😜
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
Mines gone bananas too
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 22/08/2024
Laid everything flat and weighted down in the back garden in preparation for Storm Lillian, and I only managed to injure myself slightly.
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
Cleared out an old chest of drawers... Found a final gift from Mum... a Macramé plant hanger. Bought the perfect 1970s plant and pot at the garden centre to put in it eh?
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 24/06/2024
Perfect way to spend a day off: watching Neighbours in the gazebo with a glass of chateaú collapsó and Michelangelo keeping guard.
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
They do cards for open relationships now?...
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
Wherever I go there's always spooky coincidences of the The Prisoner... #BeSeeingYou
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 24/01/2024
Found the most 1970s napkins!
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 07/01/2024
Nevermind "first-world problems" I've now got a Tom Towers problem: the candelabra has dripped wax all over the festive tablecloth and I need to get it out 😂
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 05/01/2024
Having fondue... Yes, I do live in 1974.
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
I'm not saying that Tom Towers can be said to belong in a 1970s horror anthology, but here's the package I'm expecting today.
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
Great start to my Birthday 🎂
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
Starting off my Gothtober with this classic... Perhaps one for the 'Vintage Video Vault' Merseyside Doctor Who Group? #Moondial #Gothtober
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
The Brain from Planet Arous?! One for #TheFilmCrowd
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 27/08/2023
Yay! That's TV are showing Sticky Moments with Julian Clary. A formative show from my youth... explains how I turned-out 😂
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Tom R @cornypastiche.bsky.social · 27/08/2023
I am in and have arrived... (starting as I mean to go on 😜)
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