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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭

@cornslurry.bsky.social
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PRONOUNced: 'lih-sigh-uh' Thanks for stopping by. Even less funny in person. 40, Trans 🩵🤍🩷, awkward, poor, shy af 😘👉👉 cash.app/$Snivysaur

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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 18h
Oh wow. Those are so pretty!
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How Vaccines Work 🧬🧫🧪🔬💉🥽
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So Inktober getting crazy
Comic. 

Panel 1, an interviewer says into a microphone, "Shrek, thanks for spending so much time with us today." 
Panel 2, Shrek says, "It's been my pleasure." 
Panel 3, the interviewer says, "Wonderful! Just one more question.  What do you think of all the Shrek memes out there?" 
Panel 4 is a close up of Shrek's eyebrows, veins popping in his eyes. 
Panel 5 is a full photo of Shrek, distraught, but Spongebob is imposed on Shrek's body, making SpongeBob'd eyes Shreks boobs, his nose Shrek's penis, and chin Shrek's scrote. Shrek says,  "Please stop..."
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thank gawd...
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Josh Olson @josholson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dave and I talked a little while back about starting a new podcast where every week we have someone come on who's killed an AI. Remember the dude who ordered a thousand cups water at the Arby's AI drive through? How to murder AI is something we all should be talking about more.
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amber rollo @ambercrollo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ok, question, why do the delivery robots get to go on the sidewalk but bikes have to ride in the street? is it because it’s too dangerous in the street? if so, isn’t it interesting that they are more protected than bikers? what i’m asking is, should we give robots gauges?
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wait. Taking estrogen... It wasn't a joke?!?!? Wtf. 😭
Pic of a pretransition, pre-egg cracked me at the beach in like, 2018 I think.Picture of a beautiful woman taking a bathroom selfie today.
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Absolute ghoul. Fuck him and America
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey look. An asshole you don't want to work for.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Screenshot of a headline and quote from the Financial Times following the 2024 election. The quote reads:

“I feel liberated,” said a top banker. “We can say ‘retard’ and ‘pussy’ without the fear of getting cancelled… it’s a new dawn.”
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404 Media @404media.co · 19/09/2026
Want to open for Ed Sheeran? The contest was recently spammed with fart memes and Free Palestine statements. www.404media.co/ed-sheeran-m...
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Contest to Open for Ed Sheeran Flooded With Free Palestine Videos and Fart Memes
Guitar Center's 'Open for Legends' contest page was seemingly unmoderated for hours on Wednesday.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/09/2026
Cis people do not understand how much trans people's rights have regressed in just 5 years. 5 years ago, there were none of these restrictions. 19 states banned legal recognition 21 states have bathroom bans 8 states ban gender marker changes on DLs 25 ban gender affirming care for trans youth
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 03/06/2026
two adorable fawns cuddling with a kitten captioned: "repost if you love lesbians or [if] you[']d be happy if elon musk dies"
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Just call me Midwesten Bitch-Lips lol
Dialect map pinpointing me to Michigan
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Had to clamber over a barbed wire fence, rip my coat and trespass to get a photo of this folkloric monster pretending half-successfully to be a tree. I have no regrets.
A tree - possibly an ent - with legs, arms and an unusually large bellybutton.
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Because you had too. This is perfect 😚👌 💕
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Does anyone know what food is gonna be recalled today
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Lol. Yeah. I've definitely got some arthritis going on. 40 is fun. Keep it up sister, and I'm really enjoying this transition of mine. Thanks for being you, out and proud. Seeing everyone like that as an egg made it an easy decision when I cracked. 😊💕
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I'm high, and thats insane thing to think about. 😝 But seriously. Time is wild, and getting older rocks.
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Finally filling out an A cup. 🫡
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Nah. Make em toxic 🖤🖤🖤
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Rivet from Ratchet & Clank Winks and Smiles
ALT: Rivet from Ratchet & Clank Winks and Smiles
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
🫡 Donated Teeth issues aren't fun at all. Wishing you the best, and a safe and speedy rebound! 💕🩵🤍🩷💕
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
OMG! That's adorable. I love it! 💕 Look at him go!
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Definitely not when the media, which should be informing us, won't because it cuts into viewership/profits ...
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Anne Elias @woodsfern.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Is Taco Bell growing their own lettuce? No. They get their lettuce from companies like Taylor Farms (that has 1/3 of the market *including hospitals*). This is deflection on the part of the federal government, which specifically cut funding for food safety screening/testing.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Lorenzo Salgado Araujo and Joan Sebastian Guerrero weren't murdered because of car pursuits. They were murdered because the men driving those cars felt comfortable recklessly killing. None of this ends until we shut down ICE completely.
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 14/07/2026
HELLO HUMANS OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED TRANSMISSION FROM HEAVEN OCCURS TONIGHT AT 7PM BEAR WITNESS twitch.tv/krystalswords
twitch.tv
krystalswords - Twitch
Krystal | she/her | Techno/Psy/Trance DJ | Tuesdays at 8pm EST
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
🫡
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
What a hero! I love librarians. 💕 I saw your other post on the Boxcar Children too. I was signed up for their book club, and my sister did babysitter's club. Sounds like I missed out and should have read them instead
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Never watched babysitter's club, but went as a babysitter for my 1st grade Halloween party in Catholic school, complete with my cabbage patch kid, Marvin. "If only there were signs" I keep saying myself 🤣
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I love your makeup and tatoos!!!! OMG! 🩵🤍🩷
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Kansas City DSA @kcdsa.org · 09/07/2026
On Tues, 7/7, at approx 6:50AM, masked ICE agents shot and killed Lorenzo Salgado Araujo. He was on his way to work when his vehicle was stopped during an ICE operation. We will dispense with the excuses given to us by this fascist government because we have already been here, time and again.
KC ICE Free Statement on the Murder of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo
Wednesday, July 8, 2026
On Tuesday, July 7th, at approximately 6:50AM, masked ICE agents shot and killed Lorenzo Salgado Araujo. Mr. Araujo was on his way to work with his brother and two other men when his vehicle was stopped by unmarked vehicles in an unnamed and unannounced law enforcement operation by ICE. We will dispense with the excuses given to us by this fascist government because we have already been here, time and again.
The United States Federal Government is currently engaged in a campaign of ethnic cleansing on orders that go all the way to the top. Jingoist white supremacist hysteria for "remigration" has given license for a lawless reign of terror that has directly resulted in the murders of US citizens and immigrants alike. In nearly every case, the federal government has lied about the circumstances-smearing the names of the victims and their families-only for a litany of witness testimony and video evidence to reveal the extent of their lies.As of today, Human Rights Watch puts the death count of ICE detention at 52. As of today, ICE and CBP have shot and killed at least 7 individuals who represented no immediate threat to officers. These are only the victims we know of as of now because ICE, CBP, and DHS altogether are the secret police of a fascist regime that does not intend on ever answering to justice.
We stand in solidarity with the families and communities of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo, Ruben Ray Martinez, Silverio Villegas González, Keith Porter, Renée Nicole Good, Alex Pretti, and the countless other victims, named and unnamed, who have been murdered by the American government. Free every detainee in Delaney, Dilley, Camp East Montana, MRRC Leavenworth, and every other concentration camp in this country. ABOLISH ICE. ABOLISH CBP.
ABOLISH DHS.
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
So is explaining your own procedures, which you just completely disregarded for your own stance. 🤷 Interact with it genuinely or not, idc. Have a good one
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Phil Rocco @philiprocco.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Significant parts of the New Deal were poached by Dems from Wisconsin Progressives, Milwaukee Sewer Socialists, MN Farmer-Laborites, but do go off, David.
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Phil Rocco @philiprocco.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I could go on. Anyway the Democratic Party’s greatest hits album is mostly cover songs. Reading David Brooks will rot your brain.
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
In a hearing where residents grilled officials on data centers, a resident of Tyrone Township, Michigan, asked a simple question: Have you signed an NDA with any party regarding developments that could affect the town? The majority of the township's officials refused to answer.
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Maytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
making my voice Heard
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ben @vtben.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The haters said Graham Platner couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters.
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
So, people outside the DSA said something different than what the DSA has for their process, and then the DSA had to clarify when people got it wrong by conflating two different things? Ok.
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
How is it redefining, when that was their process/standard/definition beforehand?
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
My household too 😎👉👉
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
🍷 May they squirm, obey, and melt to our whims and needs
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
🫡 I shall. Been reading some insane smut the past few months for uh ... Research into this. No pressure... 😬 🤪
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Damn...😍 I can be dominant, I think. Currently working on my socializing skills. Lol. I'm at the turning point in my transition where I'm more comfy with myself, and have left the hole I was in for too long. Thanks for showing me the power!
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Wait.... Is that all I have to do? 😧
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Emma Blikbonen @blikbonen.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Mexico not to be dramatic but you have half an hour to lock in before England wins and the official best way to eat beans becomes "on toast"
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
You mean Nude Alert?
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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A tweet that reads "Trans people: Hormones have made me finally start enjoying life and for the first time I genuinely feel comfortable in my body.
people: But aren't you worried that might be irreversible?"
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