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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭

@cornslurry.bsky.social
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PRONOUNced: 'lih-sigh-uh' Thanks for stopping by. Even less funny in person. 40, Trans 🩵🤍🩷, awkward, poor, shy af 😘👉👉 cash.app/$Snivysaur

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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So Inktober getting crazy
Comic. 

Panel 1, an interviewer says into a microphone, "Shrek, thanks for spending so much time with us today." 
Panel 2, Shrek says, "It's been my pleasure." 
Panel 3, the interviewer says, "Wonderful! Just one more question.  What do you think of all the Shrek memes out there?" 
Panel 4 is a close up of Shrek's eyebrows, veins popping in his eyes. 
Panel 5 is a full photo of Shrek, distraught, but Spongebob is imposed on Shrek's body, making SpongeBob'd eyes Shreks boobs, his nose Shrek's penis, and chin Shrek's scrote. Shrek says,  "Please stop..."
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wait. Taking estrogen... It wasn't a joke?!?!? Wtf. 😭
Pic of a pretransition, pre-egg cracked me at the beach in like, 2018 I think.Picture of a beautiful woman taking a bathroom selfie today.
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Just call me Midwesten Bitch-Lips lol
Dialect map pinpointing me to Michigan
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
This weekend was so much fun. Mother's day 2 was amazing, and two days at Pride downtown. 💕
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Knicks logo, saying "I'm right here, fuckaas bitch"
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Title sequence to Star Trek, The Next Generation. Text reads, "The holodeck toilet isn't plummed" big rock flying by Picard UFO as they race the rock into the sun ahead in the distance.
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The opening sequence to Star Trek the Next Generation. Spacey ship floating in space. Text reads, "Worf clogs the toilet"

Classic episode
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Opened the void...
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Estrogen is good shit 😎👉👉
Pic of myself from busted and crusted, to busty and... Woman
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Fuck Data Centers
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I'm doing my part 🫡
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Squidly bop
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
A lil
A before and after photo showing me, the saddest man alive in 2024, and a more current photo of me from 2026, highlighting my transition to the most beautiful woman alive.
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
That's practically Filburt's from Rocko's Modern Life
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Heading to Cabo... Ahhhh
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Oh damb. Hi
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
This webpage has the jooce
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Ok good ❤️
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Just finished some Christmas cards for some amazing coworkers. 😎👉👉
Christmas card with snowman holding a rifle under a banner full of bullet holes that says "Hurry Up Spring"Christmas card of a snowman mischievously swinging with a shovel from a banner that says "Hurry Up Spring"Christmas card of a snowman yoinking a banner that says "Hurry Up Spring" with a snow shovel Christmas card of a snowman holding his right stick arm with his left stick arm, scratching up a banner that says "hurry up spring"
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I said maybayyyyyyyyy, You're going to be The One that saves mayyyyy..., cuz afteralllllll..., You're my Wonderwall........ 🙏
Pope on a microphone singing Wonderwall by Oasis about God with his eyes closed
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Conky 2000, sonic, the boys, and Rush from MegaMan were all my favs.
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Oldest selfie on your phone. Yikes. Kicking off senior year in 2003. About to have a kid in a year, and be married in 2 years. Poor dood tried so hard. 💗
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Estrogen is powerful 😎👉👉
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Take the estrogen. Just take it.
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Lol
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
They sell on eBay for a little less than this. Great find! Jelly!
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Meatball house
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
You + your favorite pokemon
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
💗
Screenshot of my boss letting me know they updated my login and email addresses to reflect my updated name from Joseph to Jo, J. O.
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Hell yeah. I'm only 7 months into hrt, and I've been going for this look hairwise. Keep your bike close. 😜
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
"Imagination" Art Set by Crayola Uses AI. Gross
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I put so much effort into being a boy for nothing. Candid yearbook pic an everything... God damnit.
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
But she won the primary to Sanders... Then she lost the presidential election. Why did Dems put up their own loser candidate? They should've tried someone that over half the country doesn't dislike with years and years of political baggage that talks down to voters.
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Cried and got scared, but the puzzle pieces started fitting together. There were signs and thoughts for years and years. I just knew I was not a MAN™ in the traditional sense, and figured I was just a nice weirdo who wouldn't ever be happy. 🤷 Here's me in the hat in 06. I've had it since 2002. :)
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Well, I was high, watching HBOs Penguin and scrolling under a Twitter thread with the attached meme. At some point, I thought of a hat my mom got me for Xmas one year. I the thought about why I liked it popped in my head: 'because it feels like a ponytail' BOOM
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Lucky. I got stuck behind the cum lord
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Post the first album you bought with your own money.
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Boymoding/Girlymaxing:
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
The pokemon that runs this account (Grandma-mouth Bulbasaur)
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
😢 I just want her back...
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Here's 5.5 months of E for me. It gets less intimidating. Rooting for you!
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Many such
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I had/have the same anxiety, but things seem to be going well enough. I couldn't conceptualize what would happen either, but did use some apps before my egg even cracked. It helped looking back, and things are going smoother than anticipated. I'm really happy.
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Lol. Did you literally search "red triangle kill Jews"? No wonder you are dumb. You put what you want your results to be in your query. Lol Do you wear a bonnet and little booties?
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Lol
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
He deserves no comfort for arming this.
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Lisaia🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🔆 ☭ @cornslurry.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Older.... Olderrrr..... OLDER!!!!!
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