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@cornpro.bsky.social
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She/Her // Interests include knitting, weightlifting, crying about LOTR, adding new hobbies I don't have time for, and overthinking

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Alabama Reflector @alabamareflector.com · 11h
Commentary: Catherine Dorrough writes that the Donald Trump who appeared in Mobile on Friday seemed a far cry from the one who drew up to 30,000 people to a rally in the city in 2015. alabamareflector.com/2026/10/06/the…
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Serena Malyon 🌞🌛 @serenamalyon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The original painting (acryla gouache on paper) is looking for a home at mtgart.auction/HobbitShirt
The artist and her creation
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Serena Malyon 🌞🌛 @serenamalyon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A few months ago I got to design the staff t-shirt for The Hobbit x MTG! I relished painting some of the pivotal characters and elements of the story. The stylization is inspired by Tolkien's own paintings, and I wanted it to look as though Bilbo had drawn these things in his book.
A stylized collection of images from J. R. R. Tolkien's The Hobbit. Featuring characters Smaug, Bilbo, Beorn, and Gollum, and artifacts like the One Ring, Thorin's Key, the Arkenstone, and Sting.
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cornpro @cornpro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love fandom so much for stuff like this!! Incredible use of free will 👏👏👏 plus use of human artists and profits going to charity, hats off to everyone involved!
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Andy Mackenzie @andymack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good morning. 'Batman's aff his Nut' by Robert Florence.
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
people are saying it's cool and sexy to sincerely believe in things
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
and what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
jolly, the mascot for meta ai muse, a rotund labubu-like creature with ivory fuzzy fur everywhere but a patch of flesh around its face, with hollow cartoon eyes, rosy cheeks, and a simple smile, turned to reveal an inexplicably caked up ass, turning back to look at you
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cornpro @cornpro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is always awful to see kids in pain, but it hits different when you're a parent
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cornpro @cornpro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can't stop thinking about that poor baby who got sick from the raw milk 😢
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cornpro @cornpro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Today has been a very upsetting day to be on the internet, so many bad things going on in the world. Time to log off for a bit
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cornpro @cornpro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This thread is just making me want to rewatch Utena 😭 Also, to be totally honest, a lot of the themes went over my head when I watched for the first time, only when I was older and rewatching was i like "holy shit that's what this is about?"
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cornpro @cornpro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Realized that when baby is sleeping, I live like I'm in a Kickstarter: Goal: pump milk Stretch goal: wash pump parts New stretch goal: eat a banana New stretch goal: use the bathroom New stretch goal: get an uncrustable out of the freezer Final stretch goal: lie down on the bed (absolute luxury)
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cornpro @cornpro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Chewbacca & Luke: Bad Feeling About This
Alt: Chewbacca & Luke: Bad Feeling About This
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Carausius @carausius286.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A Roman mosaic of snails escaping a basket. 🏛️ Basilica Patricale, Aquileia 🇮🇹 🕰️ 4th century AD #MosaicMonday
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cornpro @cornpro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Keep the music and the fashion and the tech and the stupid hipster shit, leave out the attitudes towards femininity
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cornpro @cornpro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh my god I loved Modcloth!!! And to your actual point, i was a woman in engineering school at the time... yes, so much misogyny, internal and external. Wish I could redo the 2010s with me and everyone else knowing what we know now
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Morgan K. Bell @morgankbell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As someone with both a STEM and a non-STEM degree I think part of the problem is the elitism with which STEM is taught at universities. Physics 101 is designed to be brutally hard and force people to drop out in ways that, for example, Intro to Literary Criticism is not.
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Sarah Welch-Larson @dodgyboffin.com · 26/09/2026
I fear I need it
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cornpro @cornpro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mooncakes 🤤
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MGCoco★ @mgcoco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Mid-Autumn Festival! Mooncakes featuring imprints of Tolkien heraldic devices 🥮 🌕 #Tolkien #LOTR
Mooncakes with Earendil, Idril, and Luthien's heraldic devices on them.
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cornpro @cornpro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's so good!!!
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Miriam Ellis @miriamellis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tonight, Frodo recognizes the elves' song to Elbereth - a truly significant moment - and Sam has his sparkling night with Gildor Inglorion's folk! #Tolkien #thefellowshipofthering #LOTR
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cornpro @cornpro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Respectfully, the people from ABBA who wrote Slipping Through My Fingers should go to JAIL
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The Yetee 🌈 🕊️ @theyetee.com · 25/09/2026
Noot on 'em… #sneakpeek #dailytees theyetee.com
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Martha Wells @marthawells.com · 24/09/2026
Behold, the prelaunch is open for the graphic novel of The Murderbot Diaries: All Systems Red!
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cornpro @cornpro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Noooo I'm sorry 😭
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Derek Barrantes @molluskshell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
2026.9.22 Happy Birthday Frodo Baggins!! 🎂🎉🥳 #Tolkien #HobbitDay #Frodo #TolkienTrewsday #Art #イラスト
A colored illustration of Frodo Baggins from The Lord of the Rings. At the left is sideways text that reads: “2026.9.22 Happy Birthday Frodo Baggins!”
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Rachel Deering @racheldeering.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Morning Moon, Kent Ambler.
Birds in flight across dawn pink sky with clouds, full moon and silhouettes of trees, woodcut.
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Derek Barrantes @molluskshell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
2026.9.22 Happy Birthday Bilbo Baggins!! 🎂🎉🥳 #Tolkien #HobbitDay #Bilbo #TolkienTrewsday #Art #イラスト
A colored illustration of Bilbo Baggins from The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings. At the left is sideways text that reads: “2026.9.22 Happy Birthday Bilbo Baggins!”
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Reminder… Hobbit Day is tomorrow! Save your appetites!
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cornpro @cornpro.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Love to have my first ever reaction to the covid vaccine (fever, feeling like I got hit by a truck) when I have a newborn at home 🥲
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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com · 19/09/2026
Magic the Gathering Secret Lair 2027-28 schedule announced: 🦬 The Oregon Trail 🧢 Limp Bizkit 🍔 McDonaldLand 🐬 SeaQuest DSV 🐻‍❄️ Road House 🐧 Linux 💉 Requiem for a Dream 👉🤛 Run the Jewels 🦸 Bibleman 👙 Andy Sidaris' Triple B films
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cornpro @cornpro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I see the joke understanders found this post, RIP
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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cornpro @cornpro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Omg yes. And as someone with a baby too young to be vaccinated yet, anyone unvaccinated who knowingly goes near young babies is a horrible person, anyone unvaccinated who goes anywhere near a *NICU* is an actual monster
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cornpro @cornpro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That was one of my favorite jokes from the book that didn't make it into the movie
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🍂 Megs 🍂 @megshensley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I made a purse because I always wanted one after playing with my grandmother's sewing box of a similar build approach. And I created a cosplay for an event to have an excuse to make it finally. I present Baba Yaga's House as a purse. (I might have posted this already but I love it so much.)
A photo of a black lace dress hanging on a beige door with a house shaped purse which has dangling chicken feet.A close up photo of the house purse with chicken feet. There are white chicken buttons on the front and on the chimney. The feet are still dangling.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/09/2026
Happy Baby Safety Month.
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dante getting back from Hell
Still of Dorothy lying in bed saying “and you were there and you were there”
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MGCoco★ @mgcoco.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Elros my baby boy ✨ #art #Tolkien
A cute portrait of Elros from Rings of Power
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cornpro @cornpro.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
ELROS!!?!??!!! (This is how I found out, so, thank you!!)
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cornpro @cornpro.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
All those tiny orc eyes and nails over the past 5 years means my baby has the cleanest mani you've ever seen
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cornpro @cornpro.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If you want kids, marry someone who paints miniatures as a hobby. You won't appreciate it until it's time to file little tiny baby fingernails and then you suddenly *will* appreciate that they've been training for it for years
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cornpro @cornpro.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
All those tiny orc eyes and nails over the past 5 years means my baby has the cleanest mani you've ever seen
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cornpro @cornpro.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If you want kids, marry someone who paints miniatures as a hobby. You won't appreciate it until it's time to file little tiny baby fingernails and then you suddenly *will* appreciate that they've been training for it for years
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cornpro @cornpro.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh wow yeah ouch... this one hurts 😭
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Vanessa Gillings @vanessagillings.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Goodbye, August #kidlitart #watercolor #gouache
watercolor and gouache painting of a girl walking through a firefly-filled summer's night holding a lantern and a stick for the golden lab that walks beside her
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cornpro @cornpro.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
New mother, can confirm
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Albasoup @albasoup.itch.io · 29/08/2026
Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection
A backrooms-ass room with a twilight sky and trees seemingly imposed over it in a dream-like fashion (it's the reflection of the window)
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joyce’s monster 🎃 @joycelaurie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
if you are a gay icon STAY INSIDE!!! it’s DANGEROUS OUT HERE!!!!!
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