Corey @coreyh59.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Absolutely beautiful gut punch of an album youtu.be/hUmCPTQXWZI?...youtu.beProtomartyr - Sounds We Cannot Hear (Official Video)YouTube video by protomartyr 010
Corey @coreyh59.bsky.social · 07/10/2026House of the Dead 2. You win with good coverage and being efficient with your shots. 000
Corey @coreyh59.bsky.social · 22/09/2026god almighty when will LSU stop being such a fucking heel 110
Corey @coreyh59.bsky.social · 20/08/2026@health.band is the best cum metal band there is and im a cum metal snob... 040
Corey @coreyh59.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Thank you for clarifying Max Johnson has an alibi for 9/11 020
Reposted by CoreyCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 11/08/2026An American interviewer asked me about my political beliefs. #VoteBinface 12940201067
Corey @coreyh59.bsky.social · 15/07/2026We grew up with a screen door that would slam on your heels or cheeks with the power of CERN. That little door stopper was mission critical for bringing in groceries 010
Corey @coreyh59.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I say this with sincerity: That is some of the most boss shit I have ever seen. Thanks for sharing. 100
Reposted by CoreyBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026most irritating part of "how can you root for the US did you know we are bad" is why the fuck do you think I got here without thinking about all this and coming to my own peace with it why do I have to be in the slow lane with you, ever you missed this meeting I'm not giving you my notes 402069255
Corey @coreyh59.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Just a 40 year old man sittin on his couch being moved to tears by X-Men 97 010
Corey @coreyh59.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Pat McAfee runs at the door on all fours barking hysterically whenever someone rings the doorbell 000
Corey @coreyh59.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I was communing with the spirit of The Intimidator. I could hear guitar solos. I saw fireworks. I thought I was going to animorph into a fucking Allman Brother. In those 11 minutes, I saw the face of god, she smiled warmly and reach out to take my hand - then we landed and it all vanished. 011
Corey @coreyh59.bsky.social · 25/06/2026At those speeds, I could feel my dormant redneck DNA enveloping me like the venom symbiote. I let out an involuntary "wheee-eeew!" like an Alabamian man going down a water slide. I started fiendin' for a big pile in my smile and a cowboy cold Bud Lite. 111
Corey @coreyh59.bsky.social · 25/06/2026We were in the air for 11 minutes and 48 seconds. We were hauling ass and brother we were flying low. I could see the traffic lights turning green in LaPlace. I could make out people's faces in Dutchtown as they looked up to see Delta flight whatever worm burnin' the bayou. 110
Corey @coreyh59.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Boudreaux torqued his Cessna into the tarmac at BTR while I was flying home from ATL. We were re-routed to Nola so they could clean up the mess. Taxing out of gate from Nola for BTR. Pilot comes on, "Westward take off. Westward landing. Computer says flight will take 28 minutes. I think it's wrong." 200
Corey @coreyh59.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Just rewatched the 1995 documentary “Congo” and couldn’t get past Tim Curry’s name. Everything else was pretty believable and very normal. 000
Reposted by Coreycyrus @professorbutts.com · 18/06/2026faith bottum girl you make the right wing world hate browns 512118
Corey @coreyh59.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Pat McAfee put eyelashes on the headlights of his PT Cruiser 010
Corey @coreyh59.bsky.social · 10/06/20264 year old daughter is using the word "shit" like a comma. She won't stop saying it and I can't stop laughing. 120
Corey @coreyh59.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Bots and Human Followers: I don't know this brother but it's clear he's carrying the light. Help if you can. 031
Corey @coreyh59.bsky.social · 02/06/2026First day of Econ - you review the syllabus then talk about inelastic vs. elastic goods. Come on Hassett. 000
Corey @coreyh59.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Crawfish prepared any other way than boiled should be done away with. Just use shrimp. 000
