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Coraline Jones @coralinemaria.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
dumbass iphone 15 has reached the point of near failure where i gotta throw it in the fridge for 20 minutes every few hours to stop it from scalding my hands. what will it take for me to finally move on to greener (texting) pastures and free myself from the cult of apple??!?!
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I am uploading the 27th episode of @amityvilleville.bsky.social. we are now 1/4 of the way through the Amityville Series. That said, there have been 8 feature-length Amityville movies completed since we began this podcast in march. Listen tomorrow w/special guest -- @bosh.worstpossible.world !!!
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Listen to Amityvilleville wherever you get your podcasts!
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amityvilleville.bsky.social @amityvilleville.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This week on Amityvilleville, @themythtraveler joins us to watch Amityville: The Awakening, the first major studio Amityville movie since 2005's Amityville Remake, and perhaps...the best Amityville movie we've seen so far?
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
NOW that's what I call the National Organization for Women
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Coraline Jones @coralinemaria.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
i would literally give anything to own a blackberry bold with modern app capacity and camera quality i am BEGGING on my KNEES for a blackberry bold i think about this at least once a week
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
recently received the most delicious text any person can receive from a friend, 'can i vent to you about something that you can never tell anybody'
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Coraline Jones @coralinemaria.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
great stuff happening over here on @amityvilleville.bsky.social
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I just want you all to know I have purchased a cameo from Eric Roberts to ask him about whether he’s actually in Amityville Death House.
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
DOJA CAT: hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.
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Coraline Jones @coralinemaria.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
i get no respect at all!!!!!!
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Coraline Jones @coralinemaria.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
this video was too steamy for instagram but if you like the vibe and maybe also weird horny movie podcasts you should definitely check out @amityvilleville.bsky.social, the show where i spend most of the time telling @agoldman.bsky.social how badly i want various haunted objects to murder my vagina
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Coraline Jones @coralinemaria.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
this video was too steamy for instagram but if you like the vibe and maybe also weird horny movie podcasts you should definitely check out @amityvilleville.bsky.social, the show where i spend most of the time telling @agoldman.bsky.social how badly i want various haunted objects to murder my vagina
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The @amityvilleville.bsky.social podcast is starting to be primarily about what objects and people in amityville movies were sexually attracted to. But I have definitely listened to podcasts with thinner premises. Banger episode up, check it out
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
All the smart smarties out there keep telling me that it makes a big difference for @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social if you rate and review it on Apple Podcasts. So if you listen to the show and use Apple Podcasts could you rate and review? And maybe @amityvilleville.bsky.social while you’re at it? ♥️ 👀♥️👀♥️
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amityvilleville.bsky.social @amityvilleville.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
This week on Amityvilleville, the horror becomes a demolitions specialist.
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Coraline Jones @coralinemaria.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
rly abnormal amount of hailing happening this spring, probably fine right
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
An important message from Dr. Spookyman about my new podcast @amityvilleville.bsky.social
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Come for Lori Laughlin’s ghost parent trapping her skeptic mom and dad. Stay for sapphic Meg Ryan.
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Coraline Jones @coralinemaria.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Between the unsettling amount of brother-sister lovemaking, the resurgence of the fly motif and the upsetting number of domestic violence incidents at play in 1982's 'Amityville 2: The Possession,' @agoldman.bsky.social and I really had our work cut out for us in episode 2 of Amityvilleville.
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Coraline Jones @coralinemaria.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Amityvilleville episode one just dropped! Highlights include honey-smeared bald priest heads, James Brolin looking hot, frenzied and wild-eyed, pigtails and schoolgirl outfits on grown ass women and Alex Goldman's shocking coming out (of the birth canal) story. You don't wanna miss this one, folks!!
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Coraline Jones @coralinemaria.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
help my best friend’s mom was drunk at an airport bar and added me to a group chat with a man she met there who she wants to set me up with and now they won’t stop texting me
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Just wanted to remind everyone of this terrible folly that premieres Friday. I just watched Amityville 8 and I’m already struggling. We only have 83 to go. Look for “amityvilleville” on your podcast app of choice
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Coraline Jones @coralinemaria.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
i’m the friend caroline and i’m VERY excited about watching the amityville vibrator 🙂‍↕️
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Coraline Jones @coralinemaria.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
i’m like if a beautiful girl was really cozy and loved her bed a lot
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Coraline Jones @coralinemaria.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
literally bought a one way ticket to portugal so yeah you could say i’m “fine”
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Coraline Jones @coralinemaria.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
if u can’t sleep throw on a youtube playlist of technical deep dives into the engineering issues behind the oceangate titan implosion. idk man there’s just something so cozy about falling asleep to a british guy dryly explaining the mechanics behind the violent death of several billionaires 🥰
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Coraline Jones @coralinemaria.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
started using my twitter account just to troll on all the fascists who populate that app and honestly it’s such a beautiful use of my time and energy
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Coraline Jones @coralinemaria.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
damn i hate it when i’m right
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Coraline Jones @coralinemaria.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Doing Well why do you ask
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Coraline Jones @coralinemaria.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
i hate to be alarmist but i quite literally couldn’t sleep last night bc the vibes in this country are so rancid. i fear there is not enough xanax in the world to get me through whatever fresh hell this next week entails.
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Coraline Jones @coralinemaria.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
can one of them hurry up the suspense is killing me
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Coraline Jones @coralinemaria.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
it’s honestly insane how elon musk took something i was hopelessly addicted to and made it so unappealing that the addiction went away within months of him taking over. thank u elon musk for sucking so hard i had to touch grass
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Coraline Jones @coralinemaria.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
follow me on red note/little red book/whatever the kids are calling it im here for it. genuinely only took about a half hour of scrolling for me to forget i wasn’t on tiktok
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Saw this in my recommendations and all I could think of was this tumblr post
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
"yeah it's pricy but this is the one thing i really spend money on" - me about everything
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Coraline Jones @coralinemaria.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
the way the youtube algo is like expertly designed to redpill is diabolical. every niche interest from ghost hunting to beauty drama leads back to some guy sitting in front of video games and action figures acting outraged about something he doesn’t understand that has no effect on his life lol
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Coraline Jones @coralinemaria.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
actual footage from the peak of my life
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Coraline Jones @coralinemaria.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
do they not realize killing him will literally start a revolution like come on i just want to chill i don’t need to live through the collapse of an empire…. i’m sooo good on that thanks
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Coraline Jones @coralinemaria.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
why did i just watch a 10 minute analysis of the wicked movie from ben shapiro and also why is he kinda cooking… he needs to give up right wing grifting, embrace his blatant bisexuality and do a complete pivot into musical theater commentary bc it’s clearly his true passion and i’m being so serious
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Coraline Jones @coralinemaria.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
can’t believe americans were so right about us being the main character country in the alien invasion. the world called us self absorbed but now there are aliens in new jersey of all places… really makes u think
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Coraline Jones @coralinemaria.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
idk i actually think it’s bad how much of US foreign policy is based on trying to make the book of revelation come true…. like call me crazy but i’m actually pro not ushering in the apocalypse
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Coraline Jones @coralinemaria.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
i’m confused as to why he was showing anyone at mcdonald’s his id are they doing the taco bell cantina thing now…. can we get spiked mcdonald’s cokes??? this changes everything
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Coraline Jones @coralinemaria.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
everyone of all political affiliations on every social media platform today:
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Coraline Jones @coralinemaria.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
“you’re not ugly, you have cortisol face!!” so close! i’m actually just not ugly
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Coraline Jones @coralinemaria.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
a beautiful redhead model who i’ve been obsessed with for years just popped up on a dating app and the gut punch i got when she was not an immediate match is worse than any heartbreak i could imagine
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Coraline Jones @coralinemaria.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
what is donald trump’s plan to get us spotify wrapped on time in 2025
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Coraline Jones @coralinemaria.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
just hit my annoying loud cat with a silent generation ass insult. i really said “cats should be seen and not heard” lmfao. she better think twice about meowing in my ear at 4 am again bc god knows what i’ll come up with next
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Coraline Jones @coralinemaria.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
spent some time on twitter for the first time in a few weeks last night and wow that place is cooked. every other tweet on my feed is so over-boiled in overt christian nationalism, it feels like the entire website is in the final stages of internal decay. spooky shit.
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Coraline Jones @coralinemaria.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
what they don’t tell u in school is that as a writer 95% of your job is googling synonyms to various words
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Coraline Jones @coralinemaria.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
just found out that tracy chapman and alice walker dated in the 90s and i’m gonna need at least six seasons and a movie about this injected directly into my brain immeidately
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