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Ex-physicist, ex chemist in a comparch group; doing quantum again. anarchist, UK. Paid by Nu Quantum so don’t trust me with your photons or opinions about photons LLM […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ empty.cafe/@coral, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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M⑨ddie @mjdxp.labyrinth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
okay, that's pretty good
Except from a Wikipedia article:
During the 2001 Microsoft antitrust case, the names MICROS~1 and MICROS~2 were humorously used to refer to the companies that might exist after a proposed split of Microsoft.
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Coral @coral.empty.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
via rail review: 2h30 late and there's still time for more!! I've been bahn'ed, eh!
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Gildilinie Gremlin 🏳️‍⚧️🍳 @gildilinie.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
boost this toot if you love your wife
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Coral @coral.empty.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
Toronto I'm above you!
View from the CN tower over the rail line. It's midday
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Coral @coral.empty.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
Toronto I am in youuuu
View over the Toronto skyline with a long exposure road in the foreground. It's dawn
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Coral @coral.empty.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
email from GitHub > "3 changes to CoPilot" no prizes for guessing change 3 is billing
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Coral @coral.empty.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2026
leading indicator: "search with AI", "explain this page", and other indignities have vanished from google's Quantum AI docs site
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Coral @coral.empty.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026
I am _not_ waiting patiently! Come onnnnn mooonnnn
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Coral @coral.empty.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 07/08/2026
Every Claude-slopped website looks identical. sure, fine. why? a) during the RLHF "make me a website" process the model found this as a durable local optimum; b) It's deliberately trained in by anthropic as a "AI marker" a la the proposal ~5 years ago to ring-modulate all computer-generated […]
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Coral @coral.empty.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026
I am 2 mins into our notorious chemistry youtubers latest multi-hour video. I’m expecting another significant economic stimulus event for the process chemistry equipment venders on temu.
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Coral @coral.empty.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 04/08/2026
Towards high-throughput provision of disjunctive experience.
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Coral @coral.empty.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 04/08/2026
Bryce DeWitt! You made one mistake in pedagogy and physics spends 60 years chasing it's own Interpretative tail.
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nosfe @nosfe.kamu.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/08/2026
a 4K intro with a Cat and a story! kooma delivers. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEZBX8VimlA
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ceej @ceej.online · 31/07/2026
ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil
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Coral @coral.empty.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 02/08/2026
[food] Made pizza. rise excellent. thank u 4 ur attn.
Slice of garlic bread with good bread structure visible
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Tamzin @tamz.in · 30/07/2026
As people start talking more seriously about reversing Brexit, now is the perfect time for us diaeresis-maximalists to strike and popularize the word "Brr̈eëntry".
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Coral @coral.empty.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 28/07/2026
RE "progressive VAT": Uploading all my receipts to an unaccountable billionaire to get 20% off sounds more like PayPal's Honey than real tax policy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eXj97stbG8
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Coral @coral.empty.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 22/07/2026
Nb last boost: I agree with Christine that llms are a valuable part of a fuzzing system today, but this is a temporary state of affairs awaiting better foundations!
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Coral @coral.empty.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 22/07/2026
[OpenAI, LLMs] llms are stochastic text generators (that can stay coherent over large scales). That llms can perform exploits is not new. OpenAI hacking huggingface today does not indicate GenAI, RSI, sapience, anything. What it does indicate is OpenAI is in the habit of live-fire testing […]
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bob @bob.feed.hella.cheap.ap.brid.gy · 18/07/2026
a short post about the topology optimization thing I've been noodling with: notes.hella.cheap/topology-optimiza…
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Topology Optimization as a Netowrk Flow Problem
Topology optimization is max flow over a voxel nearest neighbor graph
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Coral @coral.empty.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 20/07/2026
~looks at shipping costs from Sweden~ anyone doing a group buy for the KeebDeck silicone+domes in cambs?
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Coral @coral.empty.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 20/07/2026
EMF is so cool. Thank you all who made it happen and everyone I met in the sunlit hills for the first time! I'm going to get a workshop in next time, I'm manifesting!!
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Coral @coral.empty.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 20/07/2026
Jen was at EMF! She gave a really nice talk on weightlifting! Check it out! media.ccc.de/v/emf2026-160-1-how-i-…
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How I became (nearly) as strong as the average untrained man
Imagine a world where were stronger. Imagine how much easier your life would be… how many fewer trips you would have spent lugging your c...
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Hel Gibbons 🌈⚡ @jankmammal.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 19/07/2026
“You are fascinated, fascinated and so powerful” #emfcamp
An effigy of Elon Musk, on fire.
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Coral @coral.empty.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 11/07/2026
YouTube should make you pass a test before you can upload in HDR.
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This point needs to be made over and again: The main purpose of wealth taxes should not be to raise revenue. That's a small and secondary benefit. The main purpose should be to *reduce the fortunes of the ultrarich*. Why? Because those fortunes present a massive threat to democracy and public life.
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Coral @coral.empty.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 07/07/2026
I'm looking forward to a few years of "Nigel, who narrowly defeated count binface last August, said..."
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Coral @coral.empty.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2026
Hillary cass is delighted Labor has given her a „trusted conversion therapist“ gold star. Gender Stasi
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Coral @coral.empty.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 24/06/2026
RAM: correct ram: correct (irc flavor) Ram: is annoyed that you are less than a kilometer away
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ændra. @aendra.com · 22/06/2026
Looking forward to new guy being just as shamelessly transphobic as the last guy I'm so done with this country. I desperately want to leave.
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Coral @coral.empty.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 19/06/2026
empty.cafe users will be pleased to know we've gone from 2 failed disks in the zpool to 0.
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The Court of Appeal judgement on Palestine Action is frankly bonkers. It says PA is not "a direct action civil disobedience protest group like the suffragettes operating transparently in the open." Right: the arson, bombings, slashings etc were all planned in open meetings in Parliament Square 🙄🧵
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Coral @coral.empty.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 13/06/2026
Nu Quantum is hiring a FPGA design Engineer! Xilinx, Rust, real physics, and a product that's on everyone's roadmaps :) wrkbl.ink/hbK0Vsh
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FPGA Design Engineer - Nu Quantum Ltd
Contract Type: Full-time, PermanentLocation: Cambridge, UKVisa Sponsorship availableJoin Nu Quantum - Shaping the Future of TechnologyNu Quantum is at the forefront of quantum computing and advanced technology, driven by innovation, d...
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Coral @coral.empty.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 09/06/2026
[Important Guidelines] - Do not hallucinate (* MOST IMPORTANT *)
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Coral @coral.empty.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 03/06/2026
there are plenty of rsync alternatives. It's a good brand, and has given a name to a class of tools, but it's fine to retire projects.
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Coral @coral.empty.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 02/06/2026
Women be Schopenhauer
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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
A legend, an icon and a trailblazer.
4 frame comic. first frame shows the ibm building, 2nd shows a smartphone, 3rd shows a trans flag, and 4th shows Lynn Conway, smiling. Text reads: After Lynn Conway transitioned in 1968, she lost her family and was fired from her job at IBM. she went on to pioneer the microchip technology that powers your smartphone. She has been a tireless advocate for trans rights and an inspiration for trans leaders everywhere. She was a legend, an icon and a trailblazer. She will be thoroughly missed.
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Coral @coral.empty.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 30/05/2026
yayyyyy vivado is still providing no-upfront-cost part-limited spyware to program the chips they sell
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Coral @coral.empty.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 30/05/2026
empty.cafe user notice: there will be downtime today as I replace our gateway router with some third-hand microtik gear. go touch grass
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210561 ✨ [Q] @q.glauca.space.ap.brid.gy · 29/05/2026
DB cancelled vegan currywurst friendship with ICE ended, day ruined, time for the revolution!
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Coral @coral.empty.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 20/05/2026
the bluespec contrib AXI module allows specifying subordinate devices with idwidth=0. This isn't valid and I should probably fix it
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Coral @coral.empty.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 20/05/2026
It will always be possible to identify LLM writing (independent of any scaling or quality changes in the LLM). LLMs generate text through the mouths of millions, but cannot perceive the volume of text they extrude into the public realm. People do see this, and through the oppositional process […]
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Coral @coral.empty.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 19/05/2026
The perfect live album doesn't exis... music.apple.com/gb/album/nine-inch-…
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Nine Inch Noize by Nine Inch Nails & Boys Noize on Apple Music
Album · 2026 · 12 Songs
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 16/05/2026
after reading That rust PR, I can see what they were *trying* to say, but if you lead your big controversial post with “comments raising ethical or legal concerns will be moderated, technical concerns only” then absolutely the only thing anyone is going to talk about is the alarming ethical and […]
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Coral @coral.empty.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 14/05/2026
the NHS national data opt out DOES NOT cover the palantir FDP. "This is because NHS England is required by law under the Legal Direction to process the data to create the dashboards. The National Data Opt-Out does not apply in these circumstances." Palantir also has "admin accounts", with […]
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Coral @coral.empty.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 12/05/2026
step -1) exec's use LLMs to brainstorm workplace policy step 0) LLM suggests a policy (measure tasks performed) with a perverse incentive to make up tasks to spend tokens step 1) 110% of Amazon's profit redirected into tokens for tasks impossible to fail […]
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Coral @coral.empty.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 09/05/2026
when I boot my switch 1 into lineage, it briefly decides it's the greatest usb-c top and tries to charge my laptop This goes badly
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Coral @coral.empty.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 05/05/2026
TIL the name for the crazy US thing where you have 64 lanes, 32 each direction, and no median: "undivided highway". Hope you are good at counting!
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Coral @coral.empty.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 04/05/2026
re GME buying ebay and firing the marketing department: I'm against this kind of thing in general but as a eBay user, PLEASE stop the marketing
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Coral @coral.empty.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 03/05/2026
yess BlueSpec's FSM's getting deserved love! You can do truly complex things and they don't fall over! www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztUZWtoZKiM
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