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@cooterbobjim.bsky.social
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Village idiot.

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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 04/04/2025
Who did this?
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Call me crazy, but I think finding body parts in a trash bag is implied to be suspicious by its very nature. Not sure it needs to be called suspicious.
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Gonna go out on a limb and say the folks that shit down both legs in anger over Hilary’s emails are defending Hegseth and teams text messages.
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
@profanity.accountant
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Yam tits and his stoolie are a couple of ignorant motherfuckers.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/02/2025
DOGE By The Numbers theonion.com/doge-by...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/02/2025
Drake Drops New Track Inviting Kendrick Lamar Out To Coffee So They Can Clear Things Up theonion.com/drake-drops-...
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Drake Drops New Track Inviting Kendrick Lamar Out To Coffee So They Can Clear Things Up
TORONTO—In a stunning twist to the feud between the two hip-hop artists, Drake reportedly dropped a new track Monday inviting Kendrick Lamar out to coffee so they could clear things up. “The truth is,...
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Blake Shelton puts on an amazing performance
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The Salt Lake Tribune @sltrib.com · 08/02/2025
The city of St. George on Friday admitted to violating the First Amendment rights of a group of performers when it attempted to prevent a drag show from taking place at a local park.
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In Utah settlement over denied drag show permit, St. George admits it violated performers’ rights
Southern Utah Drag Stars and St. George officials settle lawsuit over drag show at public park
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
The world would be slightly better if shit like this wasn’t out on TV.
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Happy birthday @waterute.bsky.social
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Austria, Australia, no big difference
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a man in a suit is sitting in a car and says that 's a lovely accent you have .
ALT: a man in a suit is sitting in a car and says that 's a lovely accent you have .
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
A Celebrini post for whomever on my timeline is a sharks fan.
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Time for bed.
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Hope that someday UHC gets to host a winter classic. Would be a lot of fun to attend an outdoor NHL game at Rice Eccles.
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Boxing Day in Canada and the UK would be much cooler if they actually laced up the gloves and started mollywhomping each other
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
UHC is playing some damn good hockey right now
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Your boy won two tickets to the UHC v Florida Panthers game on January 8.
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a cartoon of milhouse from the simpsons says everything 's coming up milhouse !
ALT: a cartoon of milhouse from the simpsons says everything 's coming up milhouse !
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Heh heh heh
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Show me you in a hat
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
If you see this, drop a pic from the last place your passport was stamped. Greece
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Hell of a game for UHC tonight.
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Wonder what the NIL payment is for the kid that just committed to BYU
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I’m hearing rumors that I don’t know what the hell I’m talking about.
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Can’t wait for more obfuscation for the sake of competitive advantages next year.
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
<——— it’s right there.
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Tis the season for driving down the road with an 8” by 8” square cleared on your frosted over windshield.
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
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a man in a blue hat with the letter m on it
ALT: a man in a blue hat with the letter m on it
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Coots: The Village Idiot We All Need Life of the party, if the party were a quirky corner of the internet. A whimsical mix of charm, self-deprecation, and a dash of chaotic humor.
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
New tattoo day is here. Been 20+ years since my last one, anxious and excited. Pic to come.
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Wordle 1,257 2/6 @yfangirlj.bsky.social I got my white whale, second guess! 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Great win for UHC
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Might pick up a handful of these for when the tariffs kick in.
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
One year in HS I got food poisoning right before Thanksgiving break. Walked out of my drafting and proceeded to puke in front of all the kids walking out of Russian. Lived on saltines and sprite for the remainder of the week. Good times.
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
LOL cowboys
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walruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
weird name for a horse imo
youtube screen capture with title "2002 - Wilford Brimley on Diabetes" showing, as you might expect from the title, Wilford Brimley sitting on diabetes. haha just kidding he's sitting on a horse. he's also wearing a cowboy hat.
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
How to make this game worse? Blast some shitty Killers music.
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Whitt has had a good run, but it’s time. His loyalty to players who are obviously in over their heads or not 100% is beyond frustrating. What do we have to lose by putting Bottari in?
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Fuck it, let Bottari take a series.
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
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elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames and the word chaos is above him
ALT: elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames and the word chaos is above him
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Haha. HAHA
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Cranberry sauce needs to be launched into the sun and moist stuffing is vomit inducing.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/11/2024
Sweating RFK Jr. Performs Self-Surgery To Extract Big Mac From Stomach theonion.com/sweating-rfk...
Sweating RFK Jr. Performs Self-Surgery To Extract Big Mac From Stomach

-The Onion
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Tyson has a cottage cheese butt
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
My friends, do yourself a favor and come to a UHC game. So much fun.
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Seats don’t suck
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
First UHC game in person tonight and I’m pumped.
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
RATM - killing in the name of
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
@lisadancefit.bsky.social HOT DAMN YOU’RE HERE!
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
One of my great great grandfathers was jailed when polygamy was criminalized in Utah during the late 1800’s.
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