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Village idiot.

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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Boom! That deserves a ride on the baggage conveyor system
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 04/04/2025
Who did this?
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Call me crazy, but I think finding body parts in a trash bag is implied to be suspicious by its very nature. Not sure it needs to be called suspicious.
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Neck tats on the right is the first one in the hoosegow.
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Gonna go out on a limb and say the folks that shit down both legs in anger over Hilary’s emails are defending Hegseth and teams text messages.
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Gonna go blow through a few pounds of popcorn shrimps.
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Will there still be an early bird special for the elderly?
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
And then he got thumped like a ripe melon in the produce section
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Who is Logan Gooley?
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Don’t quite see the value or need, it’s a garbage can, not a sanitary item. Unless there is something extra funky in there, I’m letting it be what it is supposed to be.
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
@profanity.accountant
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Not a damn thing wrong with this
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Bird teabagged your camera
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Credit goes to @waterute.bsky.social
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
He prefers to be called yam tits.
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
What do you think so far?
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Yam tits and his stoolie are a couple of ignorant motherfuckers.
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
It is so much fun in person
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Reminds me a slight bit of grand prismatic in Yellowstone
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/02/2025
DOGE By The Numbers theonion.com/doge-by...
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
My parents got a call from someone at HQ, but they weren’t revealing in why they were calling. I doubt they would’ve cared, neither has been to church in 30+ years and they know my feelings on religion as a whole.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/02/2025
Drake Drops New Track Inviting Kendrick Lamar Out To Coffee So They Can Clear Things Up theonion.com/drake-drops-...
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Drake Drops New Track Inviting Kendrick Lamar Out To Coffee So They Can Clear Things Up
TORONTO—In a stunning twist to the feud between the two hip-hop artists, Drake reportedly dropped a new track Monday inviting Kendrick Lamar out to coffee so they could clear things up. “The truth is,...
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
As often as I can
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
We just want the ladies in our lives to be healthy Em.
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
media.tenor.com
a cartoon of a man standing in front of a door that says giggity on it
ALT: a cartoon of a man standing in front of a door that says giggity on it
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Blake Shelton puts on an amazing performance
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Probably could’ve strapped on the skis and made it down faster
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The Salt Lake Tribune @sltrib.com · 08/02/2025
The city of St. George on Friday admitted to violating the First Amendment rights of a group of performers when it attempted to prevent a drag show from taking place at a local park.
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In Utah settlement over denied drag show permit, St. George admits it violated performers’ rights
Southern Utah Drag Stars and St. George officials settle lawsuit over drag show at public park
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Thankfully he uses a different spelling.
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
That’s the only one I can come up with.
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Struggling to come up with a real shitbag named Derek.
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
It’s perfect
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Yam tits 😂😂😂
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
The world would be slightly better if shit like this wasn’t out on TV.
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
It starts with just one pair. Before long you are closing in on 20 pairs.
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Thanks
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Can you explain what uncircling a bill means?
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Happy birthday @waterute.bsky.social
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Farts and all you can eat shrimp. How can you turn that down?
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Lots of old farts in Sandy getting that early bird special
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Those are bad ass
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Had a stellar surgical team
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
He’s gave it a good test tonight
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Thank you
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Home
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Our little lady was still high AF when we picked her up after her bits were taken out. The body suit was the right move, the cone hurt every time she ran into my legs.
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
This guy threw at his own son in a father/son game
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
His acting was hilarious
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a group of people sitting in a stadium with the words i must be in the front rooooooow
ALT: a group of people sitting in a stadium with the words i must be in the front rooooooow
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Can use it to cross check the kids once in a while
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Coots @cooterbobjim.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I’ve finished it, thought it was good and entertaining, but not great.
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