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Cool Ranch Brodido

@coolranchbrodido.bsky.social
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Skeets will relate almost solely to wrestling, games, or various forms of caffeine. You have been warned.

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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 3h
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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Cool Ranch Brodido @coolranchbrodido.bsky.social · 4h
Willow Nightingale. #AEW
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 15h
It is now one of the biggest facts in the world that the richest man in the world is an overt white supremacist trying to bend politics worldwide in the direction of white supremacy. Twitter isn't the source of his wealth but it is his biggest megaphone.
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Cool Ranch Brodido @coolranchbrodido.bsky.social · 15h
Drop some BOATS 🛥️ ⛵️🖤🚢🚤
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I'M On A Boat.
Alt: Lonely Island I'm On A Boat.
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Cool Ranch Brodido @coolranchbrodido.bsky.social · 16h
Steve Zahn is so good at playing a weird dude regardless of species.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 17h
these people are so fucking stupid that it’s embarrassing to inhabit the same planet
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Cecil Nyx @cecilnyx.bsky.social · 19h
Holding wrestlers like a baby with A Fan
Cecil Nyx holding A Fan like a baby
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Cecil Nyx @cecilnyx.bsky.social · 21h
What the hell kind if fan was that?
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Cool Ranch Brodido @coolranchbrodido.bsky.social · 21h
Well that seemed 100% fair with zero funny business whatsoever. #MysteryWrestling30
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Cool Ranch Brodido @coolranchbrodido.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Just opened a twitch stream to them playing Hollywood Undead in the background. You should be legally required to have a warning for viewers if you're playing their music.
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
yeah man, no way this will go wrong
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To buy stuff, you can just take a picture of your credit card, drop it in the chat and Grok @Bot will scour the Internet for the best deal on the item you want and order it
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Cool Ranch Brodido @coolranchbrodido.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I like when a piece of fiction treats elder romance just like any other romance and not some extra special out of the norm event. It's always weird when a show treats finding love over the age of 60 as an exception to the rule and not something everyone can just normally have and deserves.
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maud @peloriemate.net · 10/10/2026
i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 10/10/2026
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
An adorable raccoon.
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Cool Ranch Brodido @coolranchbrodido.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It will always bother me how streaming services will have a no ads tier and pretend adding a 30 second trailer for one of their own shows to the beginning of another show or movie doesn't count as an advertisement.
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Dan Golding @dangolding.com · 09/10/2026
Here is the imdb profile shot of Richard Summers-Calvert, the Biddy Blas voice actor
A bearded man with his shirt open, looking exactly like the voice behind an obnoxious space crocodile
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Cool Ranch Brodido @coolranchbrodido.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Same for me but with how I say demon. Also same on not believing it was that old. I was trying to remember who played Blaine in those videos, and when I saw Oct 12, 2006 on the first one it felt like getting punched in the face.
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Cool Ranch Brodido @coolranchbrodido.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
In three days it will be 20 years since the first David Blaine Street Magic parody was posted to YouTube. The channel is so old the channel description includes a Myspace link.
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David Blaine's Surprised Stare Down
Alt: Parody David Blaine's Stare Down
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Cool Ranch Brodido @coolranchbrodido.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I was eating lunch at my favorite walking distance sandwich spot earlier. Some real estate dude had the gall to walk in and start trying to talk the owners into moving to the other side of town cause they bought some empty buildings. You can't take my banh mis from me bro.
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Lumpia Nyong'o @creolebabybritt.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Sarah Tuttle @niais.cryptoanarchy.network · 08/10/2026
COULD IT BE THE UNMITIGATED HOMOPHOBIA AND GENDERED VIOLENCE UNDER A FASCIST REGIME?
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Sleeping Awake @sleepingawake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Cool Ranch Brodido @coolranchbrodido.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The biggest danger of video games is seeing something neat and having to convince myself I do not need it. Just cause I like Stardew Valley does not mean I should ever think about looking up farms for sale in the middle of nowhere. Let me just go ahead and close some browser tabs.
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Cool Ranch Brodido @coolranchbrodido.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I wish furniture didn't take up so much space cause there's something about following instructions and throwing together IKEA furniture that scratches the same itch in my brain as building gunpla models.
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Cool Ranch Brodido @coolranchbrodido.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mercedes just laying there outside the ring looking like she's rethinking her life choices. #AEW
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Cool Ranch Brodido @coolranchbrodido.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't think I've ever seen a tag match where each tag team looks so much like family members with zero genetic relation. This is just an uncle and nephew fighting two brothers. #AEW
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Cool Ranch Brodido @coolranchbrodido.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You can never make me hate Okada. #AEW
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Cool Ranch Brodido @coolranchbrodido.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
New Level getting just a taste of how much Swerve and Hanger's toxic relationship will cost them.
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Cool Ranch Brodido @coolranchbrodido.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I adore everything going on between Kofi and Bandido. I can't wait for Brodido vs New Level for the tag titles in the future. #AEW
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GenghisKait is a ghost maybe- commissions open, dm for info @genghiskait.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Okada is so silly #aew
Kazuchika Okada from AEW wearing a beret, holding a bagette and flipping the camera off. There is text saying “Bonjour bitches”
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Cool Ranch Brodido @coolranchbrodido.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why is it a restaurant will get your order correct every single time you check the bag, but the one time you don't check they are legally obligated to give you the wrong food? At least I like the wrap they gave me I guess for silver linings and all that jazz.
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Cool Ranch Brodido @coolranchbrodido.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We really need to ban any and all cringe subreddits, forums, channels, etc. Their only uses are pipelines for bullying and eventually pure bigotry. These posters all feel like anonymous versions of the cockroach streamer.
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BEGGING people to look up terms before using them for library social media. “BBW” doesn’t mean Banned Books Week
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
An annoying thing about deluxe early access releases of games is that about once every few months I get to go “Oh Gears of War is out right? I saw some people playing that” and discovering it’s not actually out when I go to download it and I was tricked.
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 06/10/2026
Godzilla and King Kong, two besties hanging out #art
Illustration of Godzilla and King Kong having a good time chilling in the city
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 05/10/2026
New 4chan just dropped
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Nichole @pezdispensing.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Screaming at these Hechicero pics 😂 It's like the universe knew that I needed this today tbh 🤼‍♂️ 📸: reyhechicero on IG
HECHICERO MY BELOVEDHECHICERO MY BELOVED
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't mean to make waves or anything, but as a journalist, I am definitely opposed to the president talking about arresting journalists.
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Cool Ranch Brodido @coolranchbrodido.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The pettiest thing I would make illegal if I was a politician are stupid serving sizes that don't match how people actually engage with food. You have the gall to say one slice of bread is a serving when you know probably the most common use is two slices for sandwiches?
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Fred Armisen: Right To Jail. Right Away.
Alt: Fred Armisen: Right To Jail. Right Away.
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kidd bandit @kiddbanditpro.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
yall don’t understand i absolutely needed to make the transgender pro wrestling show fallout new vegas themed
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
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Cool Ranch Brodido @coolranchbrodido.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When I go a long time without watching Twitch channels I'm not subbed to I forget just how bad ads are these days. Gambling sites need to be banned from existence, and the people pushing them fined stupid amounts of money. That includes sports and wrestling companies pushing DraftKings.
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Cool Ranch Brodido @coolranchbrodido.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Okay Griff Garrison going full goober works for me.
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TAIGASTYLE @theleemoriarty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
As hard as I am on myself about my work, the opportunities to fight against people that inspired you like Kofi make it worth it.
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awfullygourgeisty 🎃 @awfullywaffly.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
the thing about coming to wrestling from horror movies is that Triple H will always on some level be the guy with the vampire pomeranians to me
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Maggie Mae Fish 🐟 @maggiemaefish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think what I resent the most is that all of us, especially the women who worked with him, were a part of his rehabilitation (at least image-wise) without us ever getting to choose if that was something we wanted to participate in. He didn't let us or his audience make a choice. How ironic.
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Cool Ranch Brodido @coolranchbrodido.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I swear I've been followed by the same bot on here 4 times in the last week. Julie with emojis that change a little each time you make a new account, I am telling you now that I'm not going to follow back or click any OF links. Feels like I'm practically back on Twitter.
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
imagine being a heretic AND getting zero bitches? like pick a struggle
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