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Nickelback STAN

@coolestcripple.bsky.social
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Nickelback STAN @coolestcripple.bsky.social · 1h
An ichthyopaleontologist. That's what I was for Kindergarten career day
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beepatrix3 @benamas2.myatproto.social · 3h
you are a garden worth cultivating btw
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 2h
i saw a tiktok about how trolling in childhood is a sign of bisexual valor theft and i can't stop thinking about it
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Nickelback STAN @coolestcripple.bsky.social · 1h
This is deeply unsettling.
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Nickelback STAN @coolestcripple.bsky.social · 1h
Family. Not relatives. Different things.
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Nickelback STAN @coolestcripple.bsky.social · 5h
All of the love and hugs to you and your family today. 💖 Hold him in your heart, and try to prioritize yourself today.
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Misa on Wheels @misaonwheels.bsky.social · 11h
It is not only disabled people who want or would benefit from accessible houses. There are so many homeowners out there that wish their houses were accessible so that their disabled loved ones could visit them.
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Holodeck Four @holodeckfour.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Please wish me luck. I’ve issued demands to my son’s school district and escalated with state and federal complaints. This long, holiday weekend will very much be the calm before the next major storm.
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afti @aftii.gay · 09/10/2026
I'M ON TWO CANS OF MONSTER AND A BOTTLE OF DR PEPPER I'M READY TO KILL GOD
staring ranma, but her face is very close
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a Mae of blood @eversonpoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
FEAR IS THE CUM KILLER
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Holodeck Four @holodeckfour.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can’t trust shit! 😂
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Nickelback STAN @coolestcripple.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have never related more to something in my life. youtube.com/shorts/kgFDY...
youtube.com
GIRLS Deciding What To WEAR #shorts 😭👗
YouTube video by Misss Missy
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Nickelback STAN @coolestcripple.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The competition is definitely tough
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Nickelback STAN @coolestcripple.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I aim to have the worst music taste among all of my friends
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Nickelback STAN @coolestcripple.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love Ghost so fucking much, holy shit
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Nickelback STAN @coolestcripple.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I missed Kuno so much.
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Lesbian Luigi @ketaminanicotina.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Its like having therapy and a cocaine bag in the shape of a therapy sitting right next to eachother on the table and its my responsibility to choose the right one
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Holodeck Four @holodeckfour.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well, this is fun!
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Misa on Wheels @misaonwheels.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It baffles me when businesses view wheelchair users as third-rate tagalongs and not as valuable customers who often love to shop, tip very generously, and simply want to be treated with the same level of decency and have access to come and spend our money at your business like any other customer.
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raven @ fire emblem fortune’s weave hype 🏳️‍🌈 @bloodraven55.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Nickelback STAN @coolestcripple.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
CRYING! At the Michael's
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Nickelback STAN @coolestcripple.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The urge to disappear into the desert is strong today.
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Satan’s most 30 year old iPad baby @magus-robyn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You can take my manhood, gladly But you can never take MY CHIVALRY
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Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 02/10/2026
“I have been in love with no one, and never shall," she whispered, "unless it should be with you." 🩸 Carmilla, by J. Sheridan Le Fanu
illustration by Abigail Larson inspired by the 1872 "Carmilla" novella by J. Sheridan Le Fanu depicting Carmilla leaning into Laura whispering passionately to her. Laura looks a little concerned by what she hears.
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Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 01/10/2026
A bewitching banquet 🩸 Happy October!
2019 illustration by Abigail Larson depicting a witches' banquet scene. Three witches and a large demon are enjoying an Autumnal feast, and on the floor beneath the table goblins and tentacles spill out from under the tablecloth. A black cat reaches up toward a tentacle and bats fly overhead.
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Misa on Wheels @misaonwheels.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Yes, it’s accessible, but it is completely humiliating and would not be acceptable to a non-disabled person,” is not accessible.
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Nickelback STAN @coolestcripple.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I forgot that all the villains in Barbie movies are men that overtly show interest in women
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Nickelback STAN @coolestcripple.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Barbie: the princess and the pauper 
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Nickelback STAN @coolestcripple.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I feel like @lowercayce.bsky.social needs to see this… 
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Satan’s most 30 year old iPad baby @magus-robyn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My favorite somg so far is Erika serenading her Australian barking dog
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Nickelback STAN @coolestcripple.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I didn't remember all of the indentured Irish servants 😂
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Satan’s most 30 year old iPad baby @magus-robyn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dolly zoom on Preminger got me spinning around like a tazmanian devil, you can’t come near me I’m moving different
Dracula flow
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Satan’s most 30 year old iPad baby @magus-robyn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Its gotta be Preminger He’s putting his entire vagina into the role and i respect it I loved the scene where he enters with a girly scream, into a tight oblivion style zoom on his face then a shaky camera from his POV of the other characters looking at him with visible concern
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Autty @realsquiddays.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wish everyone could like... trial other genitals u know? At least 20% of cis women would really fuck with helicoptering that shi
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Nickelback STAN @coolestcripple.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@magus-robyn.bsky.social what's your favorite part so far?
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Nickelback STAN @coolestcripple.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Showing your trans Girlfriend the OG Barbie movies for her first time is magical and hilarious
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you say “very demure very mindful” your homonationalism is showing THE END
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ship captains are proshippers. "ship captain" is an oppressive class, like podcaster people or cop-sexual people.
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Nickelback STAN @coolestcripple.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What I wouldn't give for another season of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace...
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Nickelback STAN @coolestcripple.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Post something Random for Good Luck 🍀💖✨
Text reads: "Shitposter? You mean Feral Philosopher" in large neon letters with the marble statue of David to the right with neon bisexual lighting. 
He's wearing a tee shirt featuring himself, where it shows him wearing the tee shirt featuring himself, as in the image infinitely.
Another marble face can be seen on the left. 

Captioner's note: I swear, this image is funny. It sounds very boring described.
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Nickelback STAN @coolestcripple.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I did NOT SAY "ShreRa"!
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Punk Rock Loser @grs22.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
A lesbian vampire appears from the shadows to hypnotize a group of witches, saying: "I'm a vampire! And I order you to give me hugs and kisses!!!" 
  
Without hesitation, the two witches run to the vampire lady, kissing and hugging their master. But a third witch appears, confused about the scene unfolding and questioning her friends' behavior... Because Witches are immune to vampire hypnotism! The confused witch pointed out the fact: "Wait a minute, we witches are immune to vampire hypnoti--" before being cut off by one of her friends, embraced with the vampire: "SHHHHHH!!!", the gay witch shushed, as the many cuddles and kisses continued.
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Nickelback STAN @coolestcripple.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This apartment is fucking haunted.
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Nickelback STAN @coolestcripple.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
-Andrew Lloyd Webber [19-something-or-other]
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Satan’s most 30 year old iPad baby @magus-robyn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fuck, you’re right
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woundlicker @lowercayce.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
getting engaged to a man
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Satan’s most 30 year old iPad baby @magus-robyn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Janeway did nothing wrong
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Satan’s most 30 year old iPad baby @magus-robyn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just got a little bit of dyke euphoria that the epoxy I’ve got in my electronics repair kit is literally the same as nail glue Anyway, just repaired my claws after a harrowing close call
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