Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I know the Lord is testing me for something greater because every time He leads me to a job He surrounds me with people who wrongly believe I'm difficult to work with 000
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 25/07/2026today years old when I realized Majora's Mask is short for "major aura masking autism" #zelda 000
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 27/06/2026i don't even understand how "We Need To Talk About Kevin" fits into the minions/gru continuum but ok 100
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 02/03/2026thought it was embarrassing 25 years ago when the president was a texas party guy who started a war over his dad's unfinished business and lied to our faces about why. now the president is a senile pedo starting wars over a dead pedo's unfinished business and doesn't attempt a coherent explanation 000
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 21/11/2025I have great appreciation for the hands free touchless piss BUT I think you need to ritualistically wash your hands after any use of a urinal just on some being a member of society type shit 000
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 17/09/2025who knows how to make a Kickstarter for assembling the team from Freddy vs. Jason and forcing them to make Good Boy vs. Nightbitch 010
Reposted by Cornpapa 🦂Vintage Obscura Radio @vintageobscura.net · 06/09/2025The Rolling Scabs - My Mom Smokes Pot (US, Punk) [1990] punk band comprised of two 13 year olds. redd.it/8kdpvj youtu.be/GBY9CUq3k5Myoutu.beThe Rolling Scabs - My Mom Smokes Pot (US, Punk) [1990] punk band comprised of two 13 year olds. 042
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 06/09/2025I was streaming a video call with my daughter to the TV (so the dog could say good night to her) and we started making abstract video art 010
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 20/07/2025It's always zoo wee mama and never zoo wee ligma 100
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 16/05/2025it's all coming together... follow me for more gardening and homesteading tips 000
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Just saw a real life meme; Cybertruck pulling out of Menards with 2 modestly sized planks of wood hanging awkwardly out the back 😭 000
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 13/04/2025I know #severance is supposed to be dystopian, but I kinda wish real world workplace lore was more spooky and esoteric like at Lumon. Instead it's stuff like "only 1 of these 24 wifi printers can print the long labels, and you fired everyone who knows which one it is so..." 100
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 27/03/2025MANDALA EFFECT: you probably thought there was a dark cream soda based soft drink called "Dr. Peepiss" but I looked today and it's actually Dr. "Pepper" like the spicy tomato. 000
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Sorry for clocking in late. again. I got emotional listening to sea shanties and the dear old songs of ireland in my car. again. 000
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Yeah I'm an alpha. cuz alphackin' cry if you yell at me. 000
Reposted by Cornpapa 🦂mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 26/02/2025one of my favorite running storylines in culture is that people treat JAMES BOND as a franchise full of classic, beloved movies that has only recently lost its way, when the reality is that literally almost every single movie in the history of the franchise sucks. 5626037371
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 21/02/2025what riff do you play when you go to the guitar store? It's always Raining Blood for me, just something that's driven into my muscle memory pretty good so I won't flub and run out crying. do not say stairway to heaven even if it's supposed to be funny. 100
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 09/02/2025This is probably not a unique observation, but I think Quentin Tarantino owes his whole career to Wild at Heart (1990). Indirectly, then, Christoph Walz owes his 2009 Oscar to Nicolas Cage. Who could then pawn it to buy more dinosaur bones, which whips ass. 010
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 05/02/2025your child's public school teacher can't even indoctrinate them enough to make them stop yelling skibidi rizz ohio, how tf are you worried they're going to "turn them trans"... 010
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 29/01/2025probably never see this house again so i had to play the only song that matters on the haunted piano one final time (it's not coming with us cuz it's full of ghosts) #elderscrolls #morrowind #nerevarrising 110
Reposted by Cornpapa 🦂ANTIRELIGION @antireligion.bsky.social · 07/12/2024While this guy freezes to death in winter, teeth rotting, agonizing 24/7 after paying taxes & working for America ... Israel has taken $17.9B from US in 1 year. There are 650,000 homeless in America: That's $26,000 per unhoused person just so a rich apartheid 6000 miles away can bomb kids. Thoughts? 2392666660
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 22/01/2025the stereotype of the white millennial who grew up middle class and has a useless english degree and claims to be "working on a novel" is real and deserves to be made fun of. 100
Reposted by Cornpapa 🦂David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found 2073615528896
Reposted by Cornpapa 🦂eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Can't imagine young people will be too bummed about tik tok being banned when they remember they can always crack open a good book 49148697
Reposted by Cornpapa 🦂Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 16/01/2025This is a post about animal excrement and the English language. bull$#!% = nonsense/lies chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly horse$#!% = nonsense/lies dog$#!%= low quality ape$#!% = wild bat$#!%= crazy Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971). 582345584
Reposted by Cornpapa 🦂wint @dril.bsky.social · 17/01/2025i wish mr bean could talk so he could say some shit like "OK that was pretty messed up." whenever something crazy happens to him 17011377956
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 17/01/2025probably my all time favorite snippet from any band biography ever, and I've read so so many (as well as written several fraudulent ones for myself and my friends, hmu struggling musicians!) 000
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 08/01/2025the emotional rollercoaster of getting a notification for new #PhilomemaCunk 🤩 then realizing it's a one-off special 😢 then watching it 😂 then it being over 😩 000
Reposted by Cornpapa 🦂Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Aaaanyway let's get back to cats smoking cigarettes. mhill46-holdthefrontpage.blogspot.com/2012/07/rand... 483130327
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 07/01/2025"there would be no innovation without capitalism!" innovation under capitalism: 000
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 04/01/2025very blackpilled of late and then @edzitron.com re-radicalized me by reminding me the computer used to be fun...? 000
Reposted by Cornpapa 🦂Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 04/01/20251950s ad from 'Portugal Século XX, Crónica em Imagens, 1950-1960' by Joaquim Vieira. www.flickr.com/photos/gatoc... 843497484
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 04/01/2025A special meme for like 5 total crossover fans. #iammusic #asoiaf 010
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 03/01/2025inside every leftist are two wolves. One donates to dem campaigns and says shit like "building community requires working with people whose values and opinions differ from your own!" the other one just keeps posting memes of Mao's face with the word "BASED" in impact font. both extremely annoying. 000
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 31/12/2024instead of "new year, new me" I'm saying "new year, no me" and then when I disappear into the forest forever at year's first thaw everyone will be like oh haha i get it now 010
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Shout out to the random customer at my work who said I "look like I should be waking up in the back of a cart somewhere in #Skyrim". No idea what was meant by that, but it's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me ❤️ 110
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 24/12/2024My quarantine era xmas special really holds up as one of the videos ever posted 🎅 youtube.com/watch?v=X0tk...youtube.com 000
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 18/12/2024when i was a kid we watched the original frosty the snowman with full nudity and swearing, now it's wokey the snowthem (because of woke) 010
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 15/12/2024the face I make when asked to do anything ever 010
Reposted by Cornpapa 🦂🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 14/12/2024They really need to start teaching people how to review stuff in school if that is gonna be how we all figure out if something is good or not. Replace cursive with writing Google, Yelp or Rotten Tomatoes reviews. 1123417
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 14/12/2024today years old when I realized "jojoba oil" is short for "JoJo Siwa's used baby oil" 😩 010
