Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I know the Lord is testing me for something greater because every time He leads me to a job He surrounds me with people who wrongly believe I'm difficult to work with 000
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 25/07/2026today years old when I realized Majora's Mask is short for "major aura masking autism" #zelda 000
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 27/06/2026"banana" but also it's implied i blinded my sister in one eye with drain cleaner... I might get into doing open mics 000
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Only "Stuart" movie I can think of is stu*rt l*ttle, no thanks 100
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 27/06/2026If that's too much, same joke except What About Bob? 100
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 27/06/2026i don't even understand how "We Need To Talk About Kevin" fits into the minions/gru continuum but ok 100
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 02/03/2026thought it was embarrassing 25 years ago when the president was a texas party guy who started a war over his dad's unfinished business and lied to our faces about why. now the president is a senile pedo starting wars over a dead pedo's unfinished business and doesn't attempt a coherent explanation 000
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 21/11/2025I have great appreciation for the hands free touchless piss BUT I think you need to ritualistically wash your hands after any use of a urinal just on some being a member of society type shit 000
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 17/09/2025who knows how to make a Kickstarter for assembling the team from Freddy vs. Jason and forcing them to make Good Boy vs. Nightbitch 010
Reposted by Cornpapa 🦂Vintage Obscura Radio @vintageobscura.net · 06/09/2025The Rolling Scabs - My Mom Smokes Pot (US, Punk) [1990] punk band comprised of two 13 year olds. redd.it/8kdpvj youtu.be/GBY9CUq3k5Myoutu.beThe Rolling Scabs - My Mom Smokes Pot (US, Punk) [1990] punk band comprised of two 13 year olds. 042
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 06/09/2025I was streaming a video call with my daughter to the TV (so the dog could say good night to her) and we started making abstract video art 010
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Rowley: yogurt what's ligma? Gurt: kid named finger 000
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 20/07/2025It's always zoo wee mama and never zoo wee ligma 100
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 16/05/2025it's all coming together... follow me for more gardening and homesteading tips 000
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Just saw a real life meme; Cybertruck pulling out of Menards with 2 modestly sized planks of wood hanging awkwardly out the back 😭 000
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 27/04/2025there's a reason he gets to feel like he's winning despite all evidence. It's because he knows what his real job is, and has been very successful at being a real useless piece of shit. He's winning something for somebody, it just doesn't have anything to do with fixing anything for any real people. 0141
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 15/04/2025so happy for you. he sounds like such a little baby talking about "true facts" while citing none. 000
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 13/04/2025I know #severance is supposed to be dystopian, but I kinda wish real world workplace lore was more spooky and esoteric like at Lumon. Instead it's stuff like "only 1 of these 24 wifi printers can print the long labels, and you fired everyone who knows which one it is so..." 100
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 27/03/2025MANDALA EFFECT: you probably thought there was a dark cream soda based soft drink called "Dr. Peepiss" but I looked today and it's actually Dr. "Pepper" like the spicy tomato. 000
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Sorry for clocking in late. again. I got emotional listening to sea shanties and the dear old songs of ireland in my car. again. 000
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Yeah I'm an alpha. cuz alphackin' cry if you yell at me. 000
Reposted by Cornpapa 🦂mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 26/02/2025one of my favorite running storylines in culture is that people treat JAMES BOND as a franchise full of classic, beloved movies that has only recently lost its way, when the reality is that literally almost every single movie in the history of the franchise sucks. 5626037371
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 21/02/2025I actually recommend doing smoke on the water, but instead of the normal power chord, drop the secondary tone down one fret and play it with #KnockedLoose style 4ths, thank me later 000
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 21/02/2025what riff do you play when you go to the guitar store? It's always Raining Blood for me, just something that's driven into my muscle memory pretty good so I won't flub and run out crying. do not say stairway to heaven even if it's supposed to be funny. 100
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Let people enjoy things, except bowling a 300 with a house ball, which must ne'er be spake of 000
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 09/02/2025This is probably not a unique observation, but I think Quentin Tarantino owes his whole career to Wild at Heart (1990). Indirectly, then, Christoph Walz owes his 2009 Oscar to Nicolas Cage. Who could then pawn it to buy more dinosaur bones, which whips ass. 010
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 05/02/2025your child's public school teacher can't even indoctrinate them enough to make them stop yelling skibidi rizz ohio, how tf are you worried they're going to "turn them trans"... 010
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 29/01/2025hmm bluesky's video encoding turned this entire thing into a nauseating hyperpop glitch and imma just leave it that way 020
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 29/01/2025probably never see this house again so i had to play the only song that matters on the haunted piano one final time (it's not coming with us cuz it's full of ghosts) #elderscrolls #morrowind #nerevarrising 110
Reposted by Cornpapa 🦂ANTIRELIGION @antireligion.bsky.social · 07/12/2024While this guy freezes to death in winter, teeth rotting, agonizing 24/7 after paying taxes & working for America ... Israel has taken $17.9B from US in 1 year. There are 650,000 homeless in America: That's $26,000 per unhoused person just so a rich apartheid 6000 miles away can bomb kids. Thoughts? 2392665658
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Anyway enough of that, time to focus on typing SEO slop for a DUI lawyer on my "day off work" so I can (maybe) pay my rent. 000
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 22/01/2025HOWEVER I assure you I am a slightly different type of Guy with English Degree, one with a half dozen books 75%+ written but also an untreated anxiety disorder so the only one who ever reads them is my brother who is subsequently disappointed with me in the George RR Martin sense of the word. 100
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 22/01/2025the stereotype of the white millennial who grew up middle class and has a useless english degree and claims to be "working on a novel" is real and deserves to be made fun of. 100
Reposted by Cornpapa 🦂David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found 2073615428891
Reposted by Cornpapa 🦂eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Can't imagine young people will be too bummed about tik tok being banned when they remember they can always crack open a good book 49148697
Reposted by Cornpapa 🦂Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 16/01/2025This is a post about animal excrement and the English language. bull$#!% = nonsense/lies chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly horse$#!% = nonsense/lies dog$#!%= low quality ape$#!% = wild bat$#!%= crazy Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971). 582344584
Reposted by Cornpapa 🦂wint @dril.bsky.social · 17/01/2025i wish mr bean could talk so he could say some shit like "OK that was pretty messed up." whenever something crazy happens to him 17011375956
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Both delightful movies, but that is "not the issue here, Dude" (big lebomski reference for the real heads only) 000
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 17/01/2025tbh i could see Gris becoming an anchorman guy after his lebowski guy phase and just being too ashamed to admit it on the show 100
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 17/01/2025probably my all time favorite snippet from any band biography ever, and I've read so so many (as well as written several fraudulent ones for myself and my friends, hmu struggling musicians!) 000
Cornpapa 🦂 @cooldoctormoney.bsky.social · 10/01/2025This shit is going to absolutely ruin stealing at work, can't this garbage society keep ONE wholesome tradition intact????? 120
