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Sarah Randall

@cookcanread.bsky.social
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I’d rather be reading. The orcas are on to something. Celtics superfan, Roux wrangler, and forever missing my dog named Fenway. I choose my perfume based on mood and god help you if I’m wearing Costes.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2026
IT IS TIME. buff.ly/pykYN6f
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 21/09/2026
I dropped Ferguson at 12:30 today… 👍🏼 Super move. Not even going to admit who I picked up to replace him.
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Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 20/09/2026
Such a mistake.
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 18/09/2026
I think the degree to which no one is really fine is so much more severe than anyone wants to admit.
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Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 26/08/2026
I got to take my puppy to my favorite place in the world and it was so special, she really loved it 💙
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Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 16/08/2026
So glad she is found and safe!
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 01/08/2026
in case you’re in the market:
made to order baked bean lava lamps
$69

lava lamp full of baked beans
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Legit feel sorry for the English for like the first time since Rome kicked their ass
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Jocelyn @historygirl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Hey, if you are tired/stressed/mad/whatever...don't read the comments in any stories today. Definitely will not help your mood.
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Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 05/07/2026
Cleaning the fridge: “enchiladas” made with leftover carnitas and rotisserie chicken, the last of my cilantro sauce, a quick chipotle cream sauce and the last bits of shredded cheddar and mozz. If this turns out delicious I will never be able to recreate. Should be passable.
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Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 04/07/2026
So much shape and movement! You look great. I need a good haircut like THAT!
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Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 04/07/2026
She has the most beautiful color/pattern!
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Olivia Waite @oliviawaite.com · 04/07/2026
Loving an underdog sports team is one of the purest things uniting all humanity, Cabo Verde gave the entire world a gift.
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Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 04/07/2026
My husband doesn’t know what soccer is but today is his birthday and he wants CABO VERDE TO WINNNNN
A smiling bearded birthday boy with his strawberry lemon heart-shaped cake
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Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 04/07/2026
Cabo Verde giving me hope
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Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 03/07/2026
Oh this is so controversial
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Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 03/07/2026
Croatia!!! Amazing stuff
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Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 02/07/2026
This. This is why I cannot stop thinking about the train wreck trade.
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Dart Adams @dartadams.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
My dude Sean…
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أحمد ☘️𓂀 @psychedelicnoel.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It’s not too late say George failed his medical
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Bostonian in DC @bostonianindc.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
For 10 season, I watched Jaylen Brown become not just an incredible player, but an incredible person. What he’s meant to the Boston has gone far beyond the court & he truly shifted the energy. Thank you for everything, JB, you’ll forever be one of my favorite Celtics ☘️
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Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 01/07/2026
Exactly.
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Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 01/07/2026
It’s honestly the worst. I cannot spin a positive here!
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Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 01/07/2026
Am I a Sixers fan now? JB, Edgecombe, Maxey sounds pretty damn fun. Ps our GM should NOT be making division rivals fun!?!!?
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Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 01/07/2026
I’m so sad 😫
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Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 01/07/2026
We all are if that helps
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Ryan Bernardoni @dangercart.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Would you rather have Giannis or Paul George, Hugo, Scheierman, and four 1sts? We should have just pushed the Giannis deal through. Or done nothing and just let everyone settle down. Fucking disaster class.
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Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 01/07/2026
So bad
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Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 01/07/2026
I am sick
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Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 01/07/2026
I dare someone to spin this trade into a positive. This SUCKS. How is this a good deal for Boston?????
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Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 30/06/2026
Paraguay!!!!!
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Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 30/06/2026
Omg I will die of happiness if he returns
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Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 27/06/2026
I have been volunteering to clinically try this for about 5 yrs. I will be first in line for the shot.
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Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 22/06/2026
I am trying to avoid it. The speculation isn’t even fun.
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Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 18/06/2026
Honestly one of the best books I read last year- thank YOU!
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Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 18/06/2026
I love this book. If you haven’t read it, or even if you have!, pb comes out next week. 👍🏼
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Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 17/06/2026
My perfect baby went to the groomer today and they put a cactus bandana on her. 💚🌵
A sweet black and white puppy looking right of the camera with her tongue out and a jaunty cactus bandana on
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Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 15/06/2026
Cote D’Ivoire!!! How exciting
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John Hollinger @johnhollinger.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Has a team ever won a title by winning the same exact same game four times?
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Chico Escuela @blaqdocdown.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Nina Simone, 1965 Photo by Marco Glaviano
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 08/06/2026
I think every politician who proposes to ban anything on the internet for teens should be required to propose, as an alternate, a free and accessible and all weather space for teens to hang out in their own hometown
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Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 08/06/2026
It’s a travesty, I almost moved back to Seattle for this reason, I usually fall asleep by halftime 🙄
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Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 08/06/2026
Mine too, they are just so gorgeous!
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Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 07/06/2026
Also can we talk about those PEONIES?!
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Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 07/06/2026
Mostly great day: took Roux for a drive and got strawberries and rhubarb from Goss. Strawberries! Went to a book sale and saw my friend Ana. Roux got some new toys. Dinner with friends at Lenora. Then Roux ate gum 😱 and we had to make her puke but she did and we found the gum! So goodnight.
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Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 07/06/2026
Vegas is toying with the Canes tonight.
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Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 06/06/2026
Trying to explain hack a Mitch to my extremely not-interested-in-NBA husband is v entertaining.
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Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 04/06/2026
Dylan! Dylan!
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Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 04/06/2026
Hahahahaha long day whoops but YES
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Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 04/06/2026
I 🧡🩵🩷 Ron Harper
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