Reposted by Sarah RandallMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2026IT IS TIME. buff.ly/pykYN6fbuff.lyIt’s Decorative Gourd Season, MotherfuckersFor the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads. 6452191
Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 21/09/2026I dropped Ferguson at 12:30 today… 👍🏼 Super move. Not even going to admit who I picked up to replace him. 001
Reposted by Sarah RandallRob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 18/09/2026I think the degree to which no one is really fine is so much more severe than anyone wants to admit. 25146692
Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 26/08/2026I got to take my puppy to my favorite place in the world and it was so special, she really loved it 💙 030
Reposted by Sarah Randallashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 01/08/2026in case you’re in the market: 1924750
Reposted by Sarah RandallElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Legit feel sorry for the English for like the first time since Rome kicked their ass 3657131
Reposted by Sarah RandallJocelyn @historygirl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Hey, if you are tired/stressed/mad/whatever...don't read the comments in any stories today. Definitely will not help your mood. 051
Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 05/07/2026Cleaning the fridge: “enchiladas” made with leftover carnitas and rotisserie chicken, the last of my cilantro sauce, a quick chipotle cream sauce and the last bits of shredded cheddar and mozz. If this turns out delicious I will never be able to recreate. Should be passable. 000
Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 04/07/2026So much shape and movement! You look great. I need a good haircut like THAT! 010
Reposted by Sarah RandallOlivia Waite @oliviawaite.com · 04/07/2026Loving an underdog sports team is one of the purest things uniting all humanity, Cabo Verde gave the entire world a gift. 19413
Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 04/07/2026My husband doesn’t know what soccer is but today is his birthday and he wants CABO VERDE TO WINNNNN 040
Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 02/07/2026This. This is why I cannot stop thinking about the train wreck trade. 020
Reposted by Sarah Randallأحمد ☘️𓂀 @psychedelicnoel.bsky.social · 02/07/2026It’s not too late say George failed his medical 061
Reposted by Sarah RandallBostonian in DC @bostonianindc.bsky.social · 02/07/2026For 10 season, I watched Jaylen Brown become not just an incredible player, but an incredible person. What he’s meant to the Boston has gone far beyond the court & he truly shifted the energy. Thank you for everything, JB, you’ll forever be one of my favorite Celtics ☘️ 721542
Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 01/07/2026It’s honestly the worst. I cannot spin a positive here! 110
Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 01/07/2026Am I a Sixers fan now? JB, Edgecombe, Maxey sounds pretty damn fun. Ps our GM should NOT be making division rivals fun!?!!? 110
Reposted by Sarah RandallRyan Bernardoni @dangercart.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Would you rather have Giannis or Paul George, Hugo, Scheierman, and four 1sts? We should have just pushed the Giannis deal through. Or done nothing and just let everyone settle down. Fucking disaster class. 7559
Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 01/07/2026I dare someone to spin this trade into a positive. This SUCKS. How is this a good deal for Boston????? 030
Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 27/06/2026I have been volunteering to clinically try this for about 5 yrs. I will be first in line for the shot. 000
Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 22/06/2026I am trying to avoid it. The speculation isn’t even fun. 010
Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 18/06/2026Honestly one of the best books I read last year- thank YOU! 010
Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 18/06/2026I love this book. If you haven’t read it, or even if you have!, pb comes out next week. 👍🏼 211
Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 17/06/2026My perfect baby went to the groomer today and they put a cactus bandana on her. 💚🌵 010
Reposted by Sarah RandallJohn Hollinger @johnhollinger.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Has a team ever won a title by winning the same exact same game four times? 271560144
Reposted by Sarah RandallChico Escuela @blaqdocdown.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Nina Simone, 1965 Photo by Marco Glaviano 854897562
Reposted by Sarah Randall👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 08/06/2026I think every politician who proposes to ban anything on the internet for teens should be required to propose, as an alternate, a free and accessible and all weather space for teens to hang out in their own hometown 804348964
Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 08/06/2026It’s a travesty, I almost moved back to Seattle for this reason, I usually fall asleep by halftime 🙄 010
Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 07/06/2026Mostly great day: took Roux for a drive and got strawberries and rhubarb from Goss. Strawberries! Went to a book sale and saw my friend Ana. Roux got some new toys. Dinner with friends at Lenora. Then Roux ate gum 😱 and we had to make her puke but she did and we found the gum! So goodnight. 010
Sarah Randall @handle.invalid · 06/06/2026Trying to explain hack a Mitch to my extremely not-interested-in-NBA husband is v entertaining. 000