Reposted by Sarah RandallMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2026IT IS TIME. buff.ly/pykYN6fbuff.lyIt’s Decorative Gourd Season, MotherfuckersFor the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads. 6450189
Reposted by Sarah RandallRob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 18/09/2026I think the degree to which no one is really fine is so much more severe than anyone wants to admit. 25146692
Sarah Randall @cookcanread.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I got to take my puppy to my favorite place in the world and it was so special, she really loved it 💙 030
Reposted by Sarah Randallashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 01/08/2026in case you’re in the market: 1924750
Reposted by Sarah RandallElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Legit feel sorry for the English for like the first time since Rome kicked their ass 3657131
Reposted by Sarah RandallJocelyn @historygirl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Hey, if you are tired/stressed/mad/whatever...don't read the comments in any stories today. Definitely will not help your mood. 051
Sarah Randall @cookcanread.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Cleaning the fridge: “enchiladas” made with leftover carnitas and rotisserie chicken, the last of my cilantro sauce, a quick chipotle cream sauce and the last bits of shredded cheddar and mozz. If this turns out delicious I will never be able to recreate. Should be passable. 000
Reposted by Sarah RandallOlivia Waite @oliviawaite.com · 04/07/2026Loving an underdog sports team is one of the purest things uniting all humanity, Cabo Verde gave the entire world a gift. 19413
Sarah Randall @cookcanread.bsky.social · 04/07/2026My husband doesn’t know what soccer is but today is his birthday and he wants CABO VERDE TO WINNNNN 040
Sarah Randall @cookcanread.bsky.social · 02/07/2026This. This is why I cannot stop thinking about the train wreck trade. 020
Reposted by Sarah Randallأحمد ☘️𓂀 @psychedelicnoel.bsky.social · 02/07/2026It’s not too late say George failed his medical 061
Reposted by Sarah RandallBostonian in DC @bostonianindc.bsky.social · 02/07/2026For 10 season, I watched Jaylen Brown become not just an incredible player, but an incredible person. What he’s meant to the Boston has gone far beyond the court & he truly shifted the energy. Thank you for everything, JB, you’ll forever be one of my favorite Celtics ☘️ 721542
Sarah Randall @cookcanread.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Am I a Sixers fan now? JB, Edgecombe, Maxey sounds pretty damn fun. Ps our GM should NOT be making division rivals fun!?!!? 110
Reposted by Sarah RandallRyan Bernardoni @dangercart.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Would you rather have Giannis or Paul George, Hugo, Scheierman, and four 1sts? We should have just pushed the Giannis deal through. Or done nothing and just let everyone settle down. Fucking disaster class. 7559
Sarah Randall @cookcanread.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I dare someone to spin this trade into a positive. This SUCKS. How is this a good deal for Boston????? 030
Sarah Randall @cookcanread.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I have been volunteering to clinically try this for about 5 yrs. I will be first in line for the shot. 000
Sarah Randall @cookcanread.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I love this book. If you haven’t read it, or even if you have!, pb comes out next week. 👍🏼 211
Sarah Randall @cookcanread.bsky.social · 17/06/2026My perfect baby went to the groomer today and they put a cactus bandana on her. 💚🌵 010
Reposted by Sarah RandallJohn Hollinger @johnhollinger.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Has a team ever won a title by winning the same exact same game four times? 271560144
Reposted by Sarah RandallChico Escuela @blaqdocdown.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Nina Simone, 1965 Photo by Marco Glaviano 854898562
Reposted by Sarah Randall👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 08/06/2026I think every politician who proposes to ban anything on the internet for teens should be required to propose, as an alternate, a free and accessible and all weather space for teens to hang out in their own hometown 804350967
Sarah Randall @cookcanread.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Mostly great day: took Roux for a drive and got strawberries and rhubarb from Goss. Strawberries! Went to a book sale and saw my friend Ana. Roux got some new toys. Dinner with friends at Lenora. Then Roux ate gum 😱 and we had to make her puke but she did and we found the gum! So goodnight. 010
Sarah Randall @cookcanread.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Trying to explain hack a Mitch to my extremely not-interested-in-NBA husband is v entertaining. 000
Reposted by Sarah RandallDanielle H @danielleceltics.bsky.social · 31/05/2026The Luke Kornet block 0336
Sarah Randall @cookcanread.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I got a message today from a nice lady who has Roux’s brother! I learned that the litter was 6! and 4 went to RI before Roux and her bro came here. Zorro is the new RI brother and sister Sunny is also in RI. This is so exciting! I really hope the three (and other sibs?) can meet up and play. ❤️ 100
Reposted by Sarah RandallMichael LaFrance @mlafrance.bsky.social · 25/05/2026A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines 616288339436
Sarah Randall @cookcanread.bsky.social · 21/05/2026introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live Belle & Sebastian Patty Griffin Blues Travelers Smashing Pumpkins Fiona Apple Saint Motel Perfume Genius The Roots Garbage Andrew Bird 040
Sarah Randall @cookcanread.bsky.social · 17/05/2026A Passage North The Great Believers Drive Your Plow Over the Bones of the Dead 000
Reposted by Sarah RandallKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 10/05/2026If we actually want to appreciate moms, we should be providing free childcare, healthcare, and guaranteed income for stay-at-home parents to put more money in families’ pockets and ensure no SAHP is reliant on a partner for their economic security. Idk I think that’s better than 15% off a vacuum. 253166773662
Reposted by Sarah RandallRichard White @ramblinwreck34.bsky.social · 05/05/2026For those who follow trends Last time Celtics lost three home games to a hated rival they won championship the following year. Brad has some flexibility let’s see what happens 3476