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Contemplative Jesus

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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Made a thing
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Mrs. CJC and I are in Boston (I'm at a conference) and we spent some time in Beacon Hill. That's the only remaining original cobblestone street in Boston. We just stuck our heads in Cheers.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Look at my sons
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Seems balmy where you are too.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
It happened again. With any actual look it's not super close, but as a first glance when you're not ready? Too close.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
This is a hilarious stat sheet for a 0-3 loss. When everyone kept saying Liverpool couldn't keep getting away with it we didn't think it was going to mean this.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
@sheaserrano.bsky.social How many copies of this are there out there? Also, you shipped it loose in a padded envelope 🤣.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Took the little one to the No Kings in our town.
10 year old girl holding a sign at a No Kings protest that says "Save America, Stop Trump, No Kings, and I only like ICE in my drinks"
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Here's my dog.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Here is a photo I took from my seat at the White Sox game yesterday.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Here are some dudes
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
How he described himself
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Real ones will know the reason the only pic I have from the last time I hung out with Joe is this one I took of the TV at the place we were meeting at.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I got you, E.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Challenge: Post your last photo taken in DC to show what a hell-hole it is
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
@stevenmcinerney.bsky.social This is the guy people don't want at City?!? These are his stats vs other attacking mid/wingers in the big 5 leagues over the last 365 days. He's a great player.
A screenshot from FBref of Rodrygo's stats compared to positional peers in Men's big 5 leagues over the last 365 days
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
@crawf34.bsky.social The mozzarella sticks tweet randomly showed up on one of those stupid paid Facebook pages that randomly spawn on your timeline there. Hopefully you have notifications turned on for here and see this (and please move the posts to here)
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Brought my daughter and her friend to the drive in. Dad points through the roof.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
This one right here is probably my favorite Lauryn Hill song. Like, it may change when To Zion, Everything is Everything, or That Thing comes on, but every time this one comes on it hit my soul.
Spotify Screenshot of the song Ex-Factor by Lauryn Hill
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Played a game during lunch and the person I was playing hung a scholar's mate in 8 moves. I don't remember ever really trying to do that mate to anyone in an online game and here I am getting lead into it.
A scholar's checkmate with the white queen on f7 and the white bishop supporting from c4
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
The way the teen keeps me company when the girls are on a fun trip.
Teenager hiding behind his phone
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Joots is hooting and hollering
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Back on my ice cream making bullshit.
Ice cream being churned
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Boy do I have the furry idiot for you then. She's exclusively about good vibes.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
They're here today...some of the work requires that they are DIRECTLY in front of me. They can look me in the eyes while doing something I could do myself.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Here is my sweet dumbass 3 year old Luna. She's boxer/staffy We think. 40 pounds of energy.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Look, he and I are the same age and I'm not certain I look any less old.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
She also talked me into buying the photo they take.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Took my little one to the Sears Tower yesterday. In case you are curious, yes that is a New Albany City All-star shirt from like 1990 that she is wearing.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
The oldest selfie on my phone is Mrs. CJC at Shea Stadium in 2007. This was taken with a digital camera, but because Google photos is the picture library on my phone it is here. I was 24 here.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Happy gotcha day to all these teeth.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Post the latest dog pic in your phone
Dog
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
The way Benny the Butcher raps on this song is perfect. For my money his verse is better than Black Thought's. Benny has multiple sections with 5 syllable rhymes and a bunch of multi-syllable internal rhymes. Plus his voice is top notch.
Screenshot of the song Crowns for Kings by Benny the Butcher and Black Thought
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
The one I got is probably right!
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Or the City reporter for The Athletic?
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
Cubs 2016 World Series win celebration. Players are jumping and hugging on the pitcher's moundIlkay Gundogan celebrates after scoring a goal for Man City that won the Premier LeagueRaheem Sterling celebrates a goal
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Made some pizza. Every time I've made it I've put sliced cheese in the crust, so making it the more traditional way worth cheese on top is new for me.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Make it make sense.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
TEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFF
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Not a screenshot but the photo that is my lock screen/background.
Photo of the Lakeview Baseball Club building where the Eamus Catuli sign is outside Wrigley Field.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
You to cancer
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
We're doing this? I got you.
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