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Contemplative Jesus

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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 9h
I know they won't, and probably can't with the taxes, but I want them to sign both.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
(complimentary)
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gotta add - Dest being fast and just trying shit - Seb being a shithouser - Poch being better at coaching than GGG (I will forever like this)
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Things I have liked watching the US - Gio being Gio - Tillman running the show - Musah (I don't love him playing so high, for me he's Dollar General Mateo Kovacic and I love him for it) - Freeman growing into locking down a side - Tyler Adams (because I love how he's always talking cash shit)
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In the future? Hell yes. I just worry about him playing a lot of minutes against men in miserably physical leagues or CONCACAF. He's not a big kid and he's a literal child.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That was dirty as hell.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't think he'll ever be super clean technically, but if he can turn into a guy that basically shuts down a side of the field alone he'll be a huge asset to the US. I LOVE him and Dest playing together because Dest is forever just trying shit.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is a real, "if Jedi is healthy and it matters, Jedi is playing" situation. Nobody is close to pushing him.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That's fine for a center half, but as a wing back I can't get down with that.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Austin Trusty hasn't even challenged the allegations that his technical ability is not high enough.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gio is a supreme shithouser. He fully doesn't give a fuck about anything besides scoring and letting everyone know he thinks he's better than them. When he's healthy it's a beautiful thing to root for.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You would think...but it's unclear if it ever did. Also, even if it did she was protecting them (herself, really) and now people are getting sick again and whatnot.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They blame him for the whole battle where hundreds died.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Screw them. You're the best of us, Mooney.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@davidmooney.co.uk really is the best any City fan could hope for to represent the fans for the masses.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In his current physical state he's the poster boy for class is permanent. There will always be magic in those boots.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You can do it put your brain into it!
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can you get in on this? This is wild.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Real life LOL at this one.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@charliegoodtimes.bsky.social DEVENS!
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Everything I learn about this guy is against my will. I still have no actual idea what positions he holds and I also could not give less of a fuck.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We watched this again in the last year or so. The thing that fully broke me this time...either they have similar dicks, or they did dick replacement too. This came to my mind when Travolta had sex with his wife. She would know if they were different!
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me to the White Sox.
static.klipy.com
Don Draper: I Don't Think About You At All
ALT: Don Draper: I Don't Think About You At All
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm guessing that we hear nothing official until after any appeals are complete and a punishment has been finalized. I'm also guessing PL is going to ask for a historic points deduction, so they want it totally sorted before announced because lessening it on appeal is a nightmare scenario.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm also not listening to the song. I have no reason to.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Also, hugely popular new music is a thing that folks over 35 or so have been not knowing about forever and ever. I would imagine my Pops who was about my age in 1996 wouldn't know what One Sweet Day or Tha Crossroads are either. Maybe he's heard One Sweet Day, but off rip he's clueless.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think there is a difference between "players staying when there is no pathway to success" and "players less motivated because of verdict". I took what was said as it will hurt their motivation this season, which I fundamentally disagree with.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At the end of the day I don't super care if the owners are forced to sell, but I also think that is unlikely. I think most likely is the biggest points deduction and fine of all time and head loss from all around.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The thread is a little too doom and gloom for me. I don't think the players will be less motivated by this. I also think the available info is so high level that any conclusions are premature. I do agree that there will be a giant points deduction and a fat fine. Outside that I can't see much else
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pokemon should be held to account that *I* can't make money off of *their* product 😂😂😂😂
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I try my best to have no idea what's going to happen besides what I guess. It's more fun for me to avoid all the spoilers. So I don't search them out or watch the live feeds.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I can't begin to follow the logic that makes iced coffee = the hair that grows from someone's head.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think he's gonna put up Drew and Melody and I also think that 's the right thing to do if he wants Dee safe. Apparently people know the nominations (my whole family besides me as I'm not trying to find out).
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@charliegoodtimes.bsky.social My fuckin dog Devens doing it on this episode.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@lmtpod.city Were Sunderland really good in attack or were City poor in defense? I think the answer is probably both. I think the set-up pushing Enzo and Cherki super wide left too much space in the middle, but Brobbey is something else with the hold-up play. Just a weird, fun game.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Games like today are why I wanted him to stay at City. If he figures out how to score even a little it's over for everyone.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My son (reason we watch) really likes her. I just find her so annoying. I was legit upset when she showed up in episode 1. I wasn't sure I could deal with her for another season.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It is better than last year because Rachel is miserable to watch and she got too much time devoted to her (I know I'm the minority with that opinion).
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We're newer BB & Survivor people around here. We watched BB last year and Survivor 50. I really like Devens and hope he wins. I think the Survivor players are just so much better at the social stuff and knowing how to manipulate everything than the others.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Best outcomes imaginable tonight.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You mans can't start the episode for about 75-90 minutes though.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm excited too. The funniest outcome is Barrett in the first and Drew in the second because Drew won veto this week and thought he was safe. As long as Devens (and Dee to a lesser degree) are there I don't super care who else goes.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He would pay if he were a real man
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I may have been your manager when you were talking with Mr. Feldman on Twitter. I don't 100% remember anything but being delighted by the block.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The physicality required to do what Anderson does is huge. I wonder if the plan is to rely on that while Bouaddi grows and then stop relying on it in a couple years when it has a better chance of slipping and have Bouaddi take the 6 responsibility.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Nahhhh. Hull is touched with devil magic.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
At least they didn't do this to us the week before a giant international break.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This MF looks like a cartoon drawing of Kingpin Wilson Fisk.
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Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Maybe I was in a college class...maybe I had to evacuate one of the towers and big beefy men held me gently while I did? Who knows it was 25 years ago?!
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