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Conrad Shiner

@conradshiner.bsky.social
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hey @davidjroth.bsky.social who is the best guy at @defector.com to alert to an on-air fart during the Steelers/Colts game? Happened just now at 3rd and 2 right before the play at 10:18 exactly left in the fourth quarter. I'll thank myself for my service.
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Happy Caturday to those who celebrate
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Man now James Dolan has no reason to play the blues anymore :(
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Hey buddy @ugarles.bsky.social it’s incredibly important to me that @murderxbryan.bsky.social knows about the existence of this joker themed jeep I saw if you could pass it along thanks.
HahahaHAHAhaHa is the laughter of a true agent of chaos
License holder that says boobie bouncer with the Os as stylized boobs is a real cherry on top
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
SEND LAWYERS, GUNS AND MONEY. thank you @briannaduggan.bsky.social !!!!
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Does Sam levinson has some issues with women or is that one just on me ?
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Joe Mande of course is / was the king of posting stuff like this but it's never not funny
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
the sydney sweeney doing onlyfans plot of euphoria is the sports equivalent of mickey mantle playing tee ball
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Here at BASF we don't make the things you buy.... we make the things you buy, better.
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
PC Load Letter?
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Sitting in the breeze, enjoying a sunny day. And sneezing so fucking loud I woke a toddler four doors down.
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
This is what I looked like one day in April for 1/400th of a second
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
On front porch I just sneezed so loud I’m pretty sure I made a toddler cry four houses away
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Happy tenth anniversary of “I’m gonna buy new shirts in a couple of months after I lose like 15 pounds” me
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
*Offspring voice* 🎵 hey hey hey hey It’s Caturday ! 🎵
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
No
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Steelers’ charhartt hat status: on 🐧
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
“Mammoth versus Golden Knights currently airing on TruTV” the latest of many sentences the 2005 me would have no clue to the meaning of.
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Hell yeah it’s still caturday
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
You know the drill
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Konnor. Skenes. Raise it.
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Been there buddy. Been there.
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Best account on here
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Moms are the 1927 Yankees of texting shit like “[person you haven’t thought about in 20 years] is at the NFL draft! Just thought you’d like to know :)”
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
It has now been 0 days since “quaalude” was an answer in the Spelling Bee.
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
There’s an entire goddamn grade school in the penalty box
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Got his ass for you, @theatlantic.com
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Krash Patelicoot
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
ESPN broadcast: *shares a perfectly anodyne personal biographical note about a Flyer player* Me: fuck him, fuck you, fuck his mother, fuck your mother *and* your fucking father
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
ADMIT YOU WERE JERKY WITH YOUR REMARK ABOUT PUTTING AWAY MY TRISCUITS AND THIS MARRIAGE *MAY* SURVIVE
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Jesus Sabres your first playoff goal since my high schooler was born sure was pretty
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Game 1 and espn already showing failure cobra porn shots of buffalo crowd
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Sabres firing those die hard 2 blanks
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Sabres gonna get gassed slamming the B button this much
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Another series victory for YOUR Pittsburgh Pirates.
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
HIGH LEVERAGE BRYAN REYNOLDS BABY
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Boooo
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Hey guys I think pens / flyers is actually still a rivalry
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Caturday with the boys
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Raise it
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The Smearing of Roan Inish :(
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Strolling into the mf weekend all like
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
*Gilbert Gottfried as the Aflact duck voice* ASH-CRAFT!
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Buccos win. No doubter.
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
jesus could turn water into wine, baking powder into cocaine, and ordinary aspirin into methamphetamines
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Conrad Shiner @conradshiner.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
i can't talk right now, i'm doing a deep dive on the chimp war
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