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Historian, Writer, Explorer, Reformer Xit escapee from Twitter

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Conrad The NoToryous 🇪🇺🇮🇪🇬🇧🔶️🏴‍☠️ @conraddb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Battle of Midway was mid-42 😄
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
As former Labour minister Tom Watson joins Palantir, please read this devastating exposé by @petergeoghegan.bsky.social & @lucasamin.bsky.social of how the company, with Peter Mandelson's help, wormed its way into the UK government to sell its dire & dangerous products. www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
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Peter Geoghegan and Lucas Amin · ‘This looks absolutely rubbish’: Palantir and the NHS
A decade ago Palantir was largely unknown in the UK. It now holds public contracts worth hundreds of millions of pounds...
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You might have to turn up for the results of this one, Nige.
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Vanelle 🦋🇨🇦 🎹🎤 & Buy Canadian Warrior @vanellemusic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
He skates all the time. youtube.com/shorts/JT1Ej...
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PM Carney, Finnish President Stubb practice with Ottawa Charge hockey team
YouTube video by CTV News
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Josiah Mortimer @josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Latest leaflet from Count Binface in Clacton "This by-election is a farce...[If Farage wins] there could be ANOTHER by-election here soon... "Vote for me and there won't be...which means together we'll have saved taxpayers an estimated £350,000 before I even start work. Lovely stuff."
COUNT BINFACE for CLACTON

MAKE YOUR VOTE
COUNT!

MAKE 13TH AUGUST BIN DAY!

Election Communication: Count Binface, Count Binface Party, ClactonCLACTON, YOU HAVE A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!

Hello. I am Count Binface, your friendly neighbourhood intergalactic space warrior, and I'm delighted to be the main challenger to be your next MP.

Vote for me and I promise to put Clacton on the star map in a way that will live forever. And not just Clacton but also Frinton, Kirby Cross, Jaywick, Walton-on-the-Naze and of course Weeley, home of my new Bin HQ. Join forces with me and together we'll send Westminster a message they'll never forget.

I might be from another galaxy but I will be a local champion for you, standing up for the needs and interests of all constituents and making your voices heard like never before. It would be the honour of my life to conquer represent you.

WHY VOTE FOR ME?

This by-election is a farce and should never have been called. If the current MP wins, there could be ANOTHER by-election here soon, because of a parliamentary investigation. Labour, the Conservatives, the Lib Dems and Greens think this is so likely, they're not bothering to take part in this one.

Vote for me and there won't be another by-election, which means together we'll have saved taxpayers an estimated £350,000 before I even start work. Lovely stuff.

You can always vote for a 'normal' party next time. This is a free hit. It's your chance to do something different, and give the establishment something they've never seen before.

Pie chart alongside this section, headed "We have the votes to consume Reform":

Reform 27.1%
Did Not Vote 41.3%
All Other Parties (Not Running This Time) 31.6%
Caption: Vote totals from Clacton 2024 general election via ONS

AND I HAVE THE BEST MANIFESTO IN THE BUSINESS:

I will boost the region's economy, prestige and fame.
I will cut your taxes, and raise them for everyone else.
Bus fares to be capped at £1.99 and 99 Flakes to cost no more than 99p.
I promise to spend more time in Clacton-on-Sea than Washington DC.
I will build at least one affordable house.
Parliament to be relocat…
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Latest Palantir recruitment video just dropped.
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Reform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Reform UK councillors in Kent wanted the national anthem played at the end of council meetings, but it blew up in their faces in the most hilariously petty way
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Reform UK councillors in Kent wanted the national anthem played at the end of council meetings, but it blew up in their faces in the most hilariously petty way
Footage from a meeting in July shows opposition party members holding Reform UK to their (every last) word on the national anthem.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
✅ Touring Clacton ✅ Visiting local businesses ✅ Listening to constituents’ concerns ✅ Hi-vis vest Make your Vote Count! #VoteBinface #Clacton
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
A WOMAN who lives in Dubai thinks she is the best judge of what makes a good British citizen, while her boyfriend avoids tax and is under investigation for dodgy donations. What an absolute joke. Except it's real.
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Central Bylines @centralbylines.co.uk · 16/07/2026
How Count Binface accidentally provided one of the most hilarious political circuses of all time, leaving Nigel Farage looking on in Clacton | Mark Cunliffe
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Big trouble in Little Clacton – The Great Clacton Bin-Off
How Count Binface accidentally provided one of the most hilarious political circuses of all time, leaving Nigel Farage looking on in Clacton
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Nick Harkaway @nickharkaway.com · 02/07/2026
In normal times, this is the kind of thing ministers resign over, and which causes governments to fall. Hey ho. 2026 continues fine. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Starmer’s goodbye gift to Britain: a US pharma deal that could be more lethal than Covid | Aditya Chakrabortty
The deal on medicine imports will cost the NHS billions and take funding away from doctors, nurses, cancer scans and the rest, says Guardian columnist Aditya Chakrabortty
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Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Marina Purkiss, "Nigel Farage said 'up the Ra' for £86, What do you think he's willing to do for £5,000,000?
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Sam Nelson @crediblywitless.ssrl.scot · 22/06/2026
Brexit will destroy Prime Ministers until a Prime Minister destroys Brexit.
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Mark Wallace @wallaceme.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
“Mother, I've weighed the risks - which I prefer to living in a world dominated by Nazis. Bill" Thank god for Bill and so many more like him (Pic from @profpeterdoyle.bsky.social on X)
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Jack Saundrs @jacksaundrs.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
British life is largely built around men like Andrew Neil, whose entire working life consisted of farting out opinions between extended drinking sessions, and their criticisms of the work ethic of all the people who actually have real jobs
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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LesnielBC 🇨🇦🇩🇰 @lesnielbc.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
“Master negotiator” 🙄🙄🙄 If Trump was your lawyer, you’d end up getting the death penalty for a parking ticket
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Daily Herald #FBPE #NAFO 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇬🇱 @dailyherald.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Farage hates this video of him revealing his plans to sell off the NHS. It would be a shame if it went viral again... 🫢 youtu.be/pxuQyTCHXyE?...
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Nigel Farage on NHS & Insurance
YouTube video by Counter Collective - News & Politics
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake"
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JP Thorne @jpthorne.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Not mine. Credit below.
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 26/11/2025
If we explain to Nigel that we're not calling him a racist in a hurtful or insulting way, perhaps he'll be a little less salty about it.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Twelve Jobs Nigel has earned over £1 million in additional income since the general election. To understand the scale of it, since the July 2024 election he's earned roughly £100k more as a brand ambassador for Direct Bullion than Starmer gets as PM. www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...
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Nigel Farage earns over £1m from 12 'second jobs' - check how much your MP earns
The Reform UK leader's most lucrative second jobs include hosting on GB News, serving as a brand ambassador for Direct Bullion and recording videos for Cameo
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 05/10/2025
Public Order Act 1936, s.1: "Subject as hereinafter provided, any person who in any public place or at any public meeting wears uniform signifying his association with any political organisation or with the promotion of any political object shall be guilty of an offence"
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East Anglia Bylines @eastangliabylines.co.uk · 14/09/2025
When parties with just a third of the vote are winning big majorities our democracy is broken. MPs have a plan to fix it. Stephen McNair reports
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At last: a serious way to rescue our failing democracy
When we are close to choosing a government that half the voters would never vote for, democracy is failing. MPs are calling for reform
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 13/09/2025
The Nation pulls NO punches, from @espiers.bsky.social "There's no requirement to take part in this whitewashing campaign. Refusing to join in doesn’t make anyone a bad person. It’s a choice to write an obituary that begins “Joseph Goebbels was a gifted marketer and loving father to six children.”
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Charlie Kirk’s Legacy Deserves No Mourning
The white Christian nationalist provocateur wasn’t a promoter of civil discourse. He preached hate, bigotry, and division
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
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Dr. Manhattan @thenewthinker.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
this is gold 🤣. the political clarity is unmatched. i need the daily digest.
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Erik Ledbetter @bandoblue.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Some thoughts about the military parade in my hometown of Washington DC today -- specifically, the route. Military parades in DC are quite rare. But when they happen, they have always begun, symbolically and geographically, at the Capitol and moved outward. 1/
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National Rejoin March @marchforrejoin.co.uk · 31/05/2025
Farage's policies: *Private insurance based healthcare. *Cut abortion rights for women. *Cut rights for gay and trans people. *Increase benefits for people with lots of kids. *Don't end mass immigration, 1 in 1 out, so replace British people 1 by 1. *Do whatever USA tells us. 🤔
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a bald man in a white suit is sitting on a chair in a room .
ALT: a bald man in a white suit is sitting on a chair in a room .
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Conrad The NoToryous 🇪🇺🇮🇪🇬🇧🔶️🏴‍☠️ @conraddb.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I'm sure they will survive the loss of that dubious pleasure 😄
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 07/04/2025
Is there no safe port in this storm?
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Cue this song: open.spotify.com/track/1Lz29v...
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
It’s cute he thinks Trump would read this. And care if he did.
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Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
"Once a hub for news, debate, and connection, Twitter has devolved into a cesspit of hate and chaos. Today, I’m sending my final tweet."
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Goodbye to Twitter. Good riddance to X.
"Once a hub for news, debate, and connection, Twitter has devolved into a cesspit of hate and chaos. Today, I’m sending my final tweet."
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Byline Times @bylinetimes.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
🔴Conservative MPs Want to Scrap Workers’ Rights to Paid Holiday and Annual Leave They are also seeking to overturn workplace protections from sexual harassment, calling them an attack on “free speech” bylinetimes.com/2024/12/17/c...
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Conservative MPs Want to Scrap Workers' Rights to Paid Holiday and Annual Leave
They are also seeking to overturn workplace protections from sexual harassment, calling them an attack on "free speech"
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@Iain4Europe #FBPE 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇺 @iain4europe.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
This petition has gained over 52,000 signatures in four weeks, WITHOUT the help of Elon Musk, politicians or the UK media, who have been boosting the general election petition. Can we get it up to 100,000? petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...
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Petition: Apply for the UK to join the European Union as a full member as soon as possible
I believe joining the EU would boost the economy, increase global influence, improve collaboration and provide stability & freedom. I believe that Brexit hasn't brought any tangible benefit and there ...
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God @thegodshow.com · 23/11/2024
Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀
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Conrad The NoToryous 🇪🇺🇮🇪🇬🇧🔶️🏴‍☠️ @conraddb.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
I'm in the process of Xit. Hopefully many more will follow in the Great Migration from Muskland.
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