Weir’d Tales @conquistador.bsky.social · 1hHe doing it like flag football? Arms behind the back??? 000
Weir’d Tales @conquistador.bsky.social · 22hOh shit he’s that alien QB from Greenlanterns isnt he? 010
Reposted by Weir’d TalesHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 23hoh good we’re entering the Trapper Keeper portion of the hurricane 101666
Weir’d Tales @conquistador.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Wait how do I sign up for a tortilla club, cause color me interested! 000
Reposted by Weir’d TalesPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 10/10/2026It’s cool, and not incredibly demoralizing, that the last ~25 years (? more?) have been an increasingly flagrant demonstration that The Rules, as we were brought up to understand them, just do not apply to a lot of people 351862272
Weir’d Tales @conquistador.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I was there. You can hear me laughing. Not one of the nervous “wtf” laughs, but one of the knowing “this is brilliant oratory, I’m in the presence of a master” awestruck laughs. 040
Reposted by Weir’d Talesjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 09/10/2026ossof basicallystatic.klipy.comChappelle's Show: Silky Johnson's Playahaters BallALT: Chappelle's Show: Silky Johnson's Playahaters Ball 233682161
Reposted by Weir’d TalesPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 09/10/2026There should be a political party that wants to stop this and punish the people doing this 151955418
Weir’d Tales @conquistador.bsky.social · 07/10/2026@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social What the hell was that voice from Spencer there in the middle? I thought the killer from Silence of the Lambs just jumped in for a minute. 000
Weir’d Tales @conquistador.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Wait are there really odds on this? (Checks on ability to cash out 401k) 090
Reposted by Weir’d TalesSickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 03/10/2026Everyone saying Mizzou shouldn’t be ranked. 518528
Reposted by Weir’d TalesLucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 03/10/2026eli drinkwitz avoided beating ranked teams so he could save up all the points and use them now 2607
Weir’d Tales @conquistador.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I think it threw everyone off including the safety. That was wild. 021
Reposted by Weir’d TalesJM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"IT'S TIME FOR MISSOURI.... TIGERS.... FOOTBALL!" 051
Weir’d Tales @conquistador.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Spiritually any ball you snag out of the air and haul ass the opposite direction everyone else is moving is a pick six, angle of the pass thrown be damned. 040
Weir’d Tales @conquistador.bsky.social · 03/10/2026All in on your point that Friday night football rules. Nice to only have 2 games to direct attention at for an evening. 000
Weir’d Tales @conquistador.bsky.social · 03/10/2026When Northwestern realizes 1/40 of that stadium could exponentially improve a roster👀 000
Weir’d Tales @conquistador.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Mike Tomlin searching for audio incorporation on Minecraft. 000
Reposted by Weir’d TalesBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You could explain existentialism to somebody, or you could just have them walk into a CVS where “more than this“ by Roxy Music is playing  2246243
Weir’d Tales @conquistador.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I dont think last week was a blip. They got something going. Legitimately fun. 000
Weir’d Tales @conquistador.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A MILLION MILES AWAY (permanently crammed in my head) 010
Weir’d Tales @conquistador.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Looking at the world around me: “College football is just too much. “ 000
Weir’d Tales @conquistador.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My god the immaculate Kamario Taylor with an errant pass? 000
