Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 9hFuckn $40 a month so you can access a to-do checklist when you move out 100
Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 13hLook at this horseshit - the rental tenant app my leasing agents use is trying to get people to pay a monthly subscription to access ‘rental insights’ and allowing me the privilege of an additional method to pay my rent. Do real estate agents understand why everyone hates them? 120
Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If my job has taught me anything it’s that financially wealthy people are the most miserable whinging cunts and it’s not something anyone should aspire to 092
Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Terrific. Well, I will see you all in a few days or something 020
Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 07/10/2026How does Ed Kavalee keep getting a guernsey. He’s the Tommy Little of Lawrence Mooneys. 000
Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The cool thing about these pervert glasses is they don’t have a camera at all, and rely 100% on imagination 060
Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If you’re crying in the street I should be allowed to ask what’s happening. Why? Because I love gossip and being a bit nosey which the Police will confirm is actually not a crime 000
Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Hey guys don’t forget to mulch. If you haven’t mulched yet now is the time. 000
Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 05/10/2026There was once a time when we could look up to our reality tv stars turned fitness influencers as beacons of hope in society but apparently those days are gone 011
Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The Eagles documentary on Netflix is somehow even more boring than the Eagles’ music 000
Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Sorry Johnsy, but belting the out The Greatest View prior to the match would’ve inspired at least an extra 2 to 6 points from the Knights but you fucked it for the whole community 000
Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I lay the blame for Newcastle’s grand final defeat yesterday squarely at the feet of Daniel Johns 100
Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Very interested in the concept of a Cordon Bleu today 000
Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 04/10/2026SardineMaxxing is over. We’ve moved on to JardineMaxxing, and I’m soaking up those pure harmonies baby 010
Reposted by FraserRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 17/07/2026this is you in meta’s pervert glasses 465029844
Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Where were you when you found out the host of Cheaters got stabbed? 000
Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The worst is when you’re trying to broadcast your aerobics routine online and your footage accidentally captures a military junta procession on the way to the parliament complex 020
Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 30/09/2026👩🍳🧑🍳👨🍳Att Chefs! 👩🍳🧑🍳👨🍳 Why not get a little fricassee going? You’ve got nothing to lose! Make a fricassee today! 👩🍳🧑🍳👨🍳 👩🍳🧑🍳👨🍳 👩🍳🧑🍳👨🍳 121
Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Fremantle should use Otis Redding for Wharfie Time imo 020
Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 29/09/2026How did I know Tommy Trumpet got divorced? Great question! I just got a promoted story from his account on Instagram telling us he’s divorced now. 000
Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Wow. If Timmy Trumpet can get divorced I guess no relationship is safe 100
Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 29/09/2026[NRL in 48 hours] well folks, you spoke and we listened! The NRL is thrilled to announce Tambalane will be performing at the 2026 Grand Final! 010
Reposted by Frasernorman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Okay cool our premier has late stage syphillis 5192
Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I grew up in the 90s in Brisbane so obviously I’ve seen quite a lot of different Looney Toons neck ties 010
Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You could tell exactly when Fremantle had thought they had won and stopped playing, which was silly in retrospect as there was still 4 minutes to go 100
Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Why the hell do Harvey Norman have a monopoly on sports replays 010
Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Thrilled to come home to my cats having knocked over my Rickenbacker and breaking the neck 110
Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I NEED someone on death row to do the ‘55 burgers 55 fries 55 tacos’ bit to the warden when they’re asked what they want for the last meal #prisons #america 050
Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If you get deported from Australia they stamp your passport with a stamp that says ‘You Can’t Handle The Strewth’ 050
Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Sometimes if I’m really angry at the council I’ll go and put a few hot ashes in the wheely bin 010
Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If I was Joanna Wietrzyk I’d make sure I also shat myself doing some basic errands like grocery shopping and going to the bank so it makes that whole race shitting thing seem less of a huge deal 000
Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 17/09/2026EVs should come with a driver’s side microphone and a speaker on the roof so you can make your own car noises 000
Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Fucking lol at his own band pulling out of the tour too 020
Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 14/09/2026🔒 It’s a lock in 🔒 I’m putting together a team of athletes and Hollywood representatives down at the Rydges Conference Rooms and we’re not leaving until we negotiate a way for women in sports to feel empowered whilst still allowing Sydney Sweeney to get her tits out holding a football 000
Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I’d love to hear a white guy’s interpretation of the Blues one day 000
Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I read this band name as The Mike Carlton Kids and that’s when I realised I was old 000
Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The more you look into Tiny Tim the more confusing it gets 000
Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 13/09/2026WHY was I the only one on their doorstep last night at 7pm applauding our essential workers? Are we not doing that anymore? 000
Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 12/09/2026What about a sitcom centred around a family of 5 living in Paris, the dad played by Serge Gainsbourg, and it’s called Are You Done With That Dijon? 120
Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 11/09/2026ACAB includes people who complain about the way someone from another country pronounces the name of their city 010
Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Looks like the Rams’ decision to fly half way around the world the day before the game is really paying off 010
Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 11/09/2026In honour of the NFL coming to Australia, the MCG food outlets are serving burgers, hot dogs and sodas!!! Gotta love it!!! 130
