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Bert Gambit

@complexifire.bsky.social
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software dev, nerd, recovered posting addict

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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“but they have blue checks”, even though there’s literally no way to tell from that whether they have 400k followers or they joined last week and have 5
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
yeah if you need to sell autumn, winter’s obviously the best time
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it can be hard to perceive the gradations within groups that tend to polarize, but to the extent that "skeptic" implies denial at this point, calling Colin a skeptic is like leftists calling Will a centrist or fascist or what have you
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m the furry, and very very confused by it
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I assumed yours was a bit because you didn’t mention what the spoiler would be for before the actual spoiler and then the spoiler wasn’t really a spoiler. Just seems like you could take it to the next level by redacting the show name altogether
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
poor form even mentioning the show the potential spoiler is about, please do this next time ■■■■■■■■
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
like, how many different dates could he have been in Atlanta that would have been more appropriate ones to apophenia up a connection? especially, you know, dates that had to do with Wilson’s *case* but the date of her announcing her *affair* is one he thought was a smoking gun. insane stuff
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
has anyone mentioned how idiotic the not-even-a-theory would be if he had been at a game in Atlanta? like that’s proof that he… consulted with them about their affair? throupled with them? what? no, no, you see, someone you said you didn’t know made an announcement and you were nearby. checkmate
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
TIL Apple Fitness doesn’t have a Move Goal 500% award
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don Draper pitching a convenience store that’s closed
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think it’s cowardly to sell “goods” but not sell “items”
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you know the ones I mean, the ones that are : Zoomers :: Taylor Sheridan : Boomers
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m not completely in a bubble, I watched nearly a full episode of a truly *Netflix* netflix show yesterday
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Same, assume that 2-5 of the hundreds of songs I’ve heard and not recognized this year were the Bruno Mars, Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande songs, etc, but can’t identify any of them, though I know who all the artists are (now, after a week of Ella Langley discourse)
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I used to take the human league at face value but the more I look the more I have my doubts
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
thank you! that’s all I wanted
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The lamp’s actual switch. One of those desk lamps with two outlets on them. Its switch turns off the outlets on it!
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I for one would like to charge things while the room is dark, maybe it’s just me
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hotel lamp that turns the outlet off when you turn the lamp off yes it’s real
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and that’s why today I’m introducing the 3-part PUR plan: Perspiration, Urination, Respiration. Too long these immigrants have just been holding it in
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I drive with one knee,, ladies
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
standing in line for food, guy from a martial arts booth is asking everyone “do you want to punch me?” as the walk by don’t get me wrong, you’re annoying as hell, but no thanks
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
s e l e c t i o n
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’d accept @channel
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
basically the equivalent of “@everyone” innit
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
remembering the guy who saved my ass with his cell phone power bank in line between connecting flights in 2018
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What color Mountain Dew?
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
yah. and I suppose I have to allow that up to 70% of the people flying in here, live here and don’t care anymore but man, I’ve flown into Minneapolis 40-50 times and I still care
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
well actually I don’t know what the weather’s actually like because as noted I can’t even see a window. But it was supposed to be partly cloudy
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
but. they didn’t. and it’s daytime. and amazing things are *visible* out there
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
not worthy to witness the grandeur of god’s creation, the lot of you
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
every window visible from my aisle seat, never opened once
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can see preferring window seats and I can see preferring aisle, but I can’t see getting a window seat and keeping the window closed the whole flight
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lisa Frank • Shrek • Whoever did Harry Potter cover art
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Nahel Belgherze @wxnb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Unbelievable footage from NOAA’s Hurricane Hunters inside the eye of Category 5 Hurricane Polo. Simply incredible.
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
canon!
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ok as long as you take the good joke bucket to school, I want my jokes to get an education too
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I couldn’t go to college myself but I worked 3 jobs so my guess could be more educated than me
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I couldn't believe that it really meant what it appears to mean, so I accepted the suggestion. yes it really meant I should say the opposite of what I was saying. so the sentence would be clearer
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this is the most magnificent "Grammar" suggestion I've seen in my life
screenshot showing web Outlook's "Grammar" checker suggesting that a line that says "I'd recommend against changing the username" would be clearer if it said "I'd recommend changing the username"
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yeah IMO S4 > (2 & 3, which I can’t rank relatively because I don’t remember them as well). Only 5 was truly bad
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
just like me fr fr
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yeah good point, didn’t think that one thru. I can see it working 3 ways w/Jordan: Chandler not coming back for budget & story simplicity, “Jordan” sticking around via ring projection, or the show continuing to hop around in time indefinitely so Jordan’s always on the show. But I do think he’s dead
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yeah I was wondering how to encode what I was talking about but then reread OP and well at least I didnt move the spoiler ball down the field that much
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was assuming it was just good undertaker work—you mean when he’s in the ground, right?
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Based on the first sentence I really wanted you to mean Nolan Ryan
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
moar oblique posts about posts I haven’t seen please
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
going east to west, the United States has an inverted Sleeping Beauty Castle illusion thing going on and I have driven the Plains states multiple times and you will not convince me it's less than 1000 miles
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
no matter how many times I learn that Denver is farther from Glacier National Park than from Minneapolis, and nearly 1.5x as far from Seattle, I will forget it
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