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@commander4all.bsky.social
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Leftist MTG Commander enthusiast. Advocating for collective play and making EDH accessible for all. Power to the player Commander-4-All. #CommieCommander

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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Check out Michael Parenti, Blackshirts and Reds. @socialismforall.ioc.exchange.ap.brid.gy has a great upload of it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=32E0...
The image is a two-panel meme featuring Geordi La Forge from Star Trek: The Next Generation.
The top panel shows a picture of Geordi holding up his hand as if to say "stop." The accompanying text on the right reads: "REFUSING TO READ MAO, CASTRO, AND STALIN BECAUSE MY UNITED STATES EDUCATION TAUGHT ME NOT TO."
The bottom panel shows a picture of Geordi pointing forward decisively. The accompanying text on the right reads: "READING MAO, CASTRO, AND STALIN TO SEE WHAT THE UNITED STATES EDUCATION WAS HIDING.
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
#libs #left #liberals #capitalism #maga #dems #anarchists #marxists
A four-panel meme is divided into two rows and two columns.

In the top left panel, a black and white photo shows Ernesto "Che" Guevara looking forward with his right hand raised, as if to say, "stop."

In the top right panel, a gradient-colored background (pink to purple to blue) contains white text that reads, "haha, MAGA voted for all this terrible stuff happening to them."

In the bottom left panel, a black and white photo shows Guevara smiling and making a hand gesture as if to illustrate a point.

In the bottom right panel, the same gradient background contains white text that says, "capitalism manufactured consent for their vote."
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
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The image is a two-panel meme using a reaction image of a man, from the movie They Live, removing and putting on a pair of sunglasses.

Top Panel:
The left side shows the man removing his sunglasses, looking surprised.
The right side has the text "GUN CONTROL."

Bottom Panel:
The left side shows the man putting his sunglasses back on, looking serious or concerned.
The right side has the text "IF WE MAKE PUSH OWNING A GUN AS A RIGHT WING DISEASE WE PREVENT ARMED POPULATIONS AND TURN LIBERALS AGAINST LEFTISTS."
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
He also turned a blind eye pre WW2 AND during WW2 as corporations used subsidies to prop up Hitler and Mussolini to power and rake down disgustingly amounts of profit off of the slave labor of the Nazi camps. MI5 also helped bring Mussolini to power. #fdr #ww2 #hitler #capitalism #che #fight
A two-panel meme featuring a black-and-white photo of Che Guevara. 

* **Top panel:** Che Guevara is shown with his left hand raised, palm outward, as if in a stopping motion. The text next to him in a gray box reads, "FDR saved the working class!"
* **Bottom panel:** Che Guevara is shown smiling and making an "okay" gesture with his right hand. The text next to him in a gray box reads, "FDR saved Capitalism."
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Just getting my fall out 76 shelter decorated.
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Time to agitate. Solidarity means everybody. Revolution means everybody. It does not mean as long as it doesn't change what you benefit from under capitalism. #capitalism #marx
Attacking others over AI isn't a defense of art or labor; it's a defense of your position within an exploitative system threatened by capital's next logical step. That's not solidarity; it's petty-bourgeois anxiety.
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Would you look at that? It's almost as though when everybody was staying Joseph Stalin was purging people from the government so he could consolidate power only for him self, are.. *checks notes* full. Of shit.


The image is a scanned document, likely a declassified intelligence report, with some handwritten annotations and highlights. The paper has a slightly off-white, aged appearance.

At the very top, in a small, dark font, it reads: "Approved For Release 2008/02/26 : CIA-RDP80-00810A0006000360009-0".

Below this, centered on the page, is a large, bold title in all caps: "INFORMATION REPORT INFORMATION REPORT". Directly beneath this, also centered, is "CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY". The words "CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY" are highlighted in yellow.

Below the agency title, there's a block of text in a smaller font: "This material contains information affecting the National Defense of the United States within the meaning of the Espionage Laws, Title 18, U.S.C. Secs. 793 and 794, the transmission or revelation of which in any manner to an unauthorized person is prohibited by 25X1". The "25X1" is in a faint, blocky font.

Further down, the word "SECRET" is centered and underlined.

A table-like structure follows with two main columns and several rows.
* **Left Column (Labels):**
    * COUNTRY: USSR
    * SUBJECT: Comments on the Change in Soviet Leadership
    * DATE OF INFO.: [empty box]
* **Right Column (Labels):**
    * REPORT [empty box]
    * DATE DISTR.: MAR 2 1955X1 (The date "MAR 2 1955" is highlighted in yellow, and "25X1" is faint next to it.)
    * NO. OF PAGES: 2
    * REQUIREMENT NO.: RD
    * REFERENCES [empty box]

Below this section, centered and underlined, it states: "This is UNEVALUATED Information".

Then, another centered and underlined line reads: "SOURCE EVALUATIONS ARE DEFINITIVE. APPRAISAL OF CONTENT IS TENTATIVE."

There's a large blank rectangular space, suggesting where additional content might have been, or where it was redacted.

At the bottom of the page, a numbered point begins, starting with "1." and the faint "25X1" on the right margin. The text of the point is:

"1. Even in Stalin's time there was collective leadership. The Western idea …
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Did you know? 26 years ago the guardian published a story uncovering that PepsiCo worked secretly with the US government to do something about Chile because they were damaging the cola business with this "nationalized resources" aka kicking private exploitive businesses out of their country.
Images the iCarly meme the top frame is labeled Chileans and Marxist and it says what you got there? And up on the top of your corner it's dated 1970 and on the bottom Spencer with the ostrich ostrich is labeled CIA coup Spencer is labeled USA and the smoothie is labeled democracy?
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
@woffles.bsky.social yeah and the same vote blue no matter who crowd is also shitting on zohran. Here's a tip if you really want to support left movement ditch Democrats ditch Republicans and start actually working towards a workers party. Nothing's going to be solved under Democrats.
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
@jamielynn261982.bsky.social Jamie, I appreciate your page and passion for encouraging people to look left, but these types of posts aren't helping. We're nearing the end of capitalism, and that means we need to arm ourselves with correct knowledge. I'll provide you with the tools you need.
Here's the detailed accessibility text for the image:

**Image Description:**

The image displays a screenshot of a tweet, originating from a user named "Jamie Bonkiewicz." The tweet is partially obscured by two large, diagonal, semi-transparent red watermarks that read "THIS IS INCORRECT DO NOT SHARE THIS."

**Top Left Corner (Header):**
* **Logo:** A black circular logo with an eye-like symbol in white is visible.
* **Text:** Below the logo, "THE LONDON ECONOMIC" is written in black uppercase letters.

**Tweet Content:**

* **Profile Picture:** A small circular profile picture shows a person with light-colored hair, wearing a dark t-shirt with some white lettering partially visible (looks like "FUCK PETE"). They are smiling.
* **Name and Handle:**
    * **Name:** Jamie Bonkiewicz (in bold black text)
    * **Twitter Handle:** @JamieBonkiewicz (in lighter gray text)
    * **Verification Badge:** A small blue checkmark (Twitter verification badge) is next to the name.
* **Tweet Text:**
    * "For f**k's sake. Socialism is NOT Communism"
    * "Capitalism – anybody can be rich"
    * "Communism – nobody can be rich"
    * "Socialism – anybody can be rich but nobody should be poor"
* **Timestamp:** "1:31 PM • Jun 30, 2025" (Please note: The date is in the future relative to the current date).

**Overlays:**
Two large, diagonal red text overlays are prominently displayed across the tweet, making some parts of the text difficult to read but still discernible:
1.  The top-left to bottom-right overlay reads: "THIS IS INCORRECT"
2.  The bottom-left to top-right overlay reads: "DO NOT SHARE THIS"

**Overall Impression:**

The image is a clear attempt to debunk or correct the information presented in Jamie Bonkiewicz's tweet, strongly indicating that the tweet's definitions of capitalism, communism, and socialism are considered inaccurate by the creator of this image. The red watermarks serve as a strong warning against sharing the tweet's content.
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
I. Love. This. Card. I have ruined so many Teferi's Protections with it.
Spatial Binding
{U}{B}
Enchantment

Pay 1 life: Until your next upkeep, target permanent can’t phase out.

Time is the one shackle you can’t break.
—Zhalfirin aphorism

Illustrated by Dom!
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Dems think that just existing makes them the most left option. Mait's our job to meet Dems where they are instead of expecting them to be where we are just like it's their job to meet working class gop where they are. @joadsprocket.bsky.social ya 'll fucking shameful bro.
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Accessibility Text (Alt Text):

A three-panel meme using a scene from the movie Inception, featuring characters played by Leonardo DiCaprio and Cillian Murphy.

Panel 1 (Top): Leonardo DiCaprio’s character says,
"You should sit down at protests to show you are non-violent."

Panel 2 (Middle): Cillian Murphy’s character looks skeptical and asks,
"Did a cop tell you that?"

Panel 3 (Bottom): Leonardo DiCaprio’s character looks downward with a sheepish or guilty expression, implying the answer is yes.
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
New Proxy I want to get printed soon. #mtg #commander #proxy #universesbeyond #edh #cedh #siezethemeans
Alt Text:
Magic: The Gathering card featuring "Daxos of Meletis" reimagined as "Crono, Epoch Duelist." The card depicts a human soldier in dynamic armor, wielding a weapon. Text reads:

Type: Legendary Creature – Human Soldier

Abilities:

Crono can’t be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater.

Whenever Crono deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of their library. You gain life equal to that card’s mana value. You may cast that card this turn, spending mana as though it were any color.

Stats: 2/2

Footer: 2025 MTG • EN, artist credit: CUTESEXYROBUTTS.

The card has a blue/white color scheme, fitting its hybrid identity.

This description ensures screen readers convey the card’s mechanics, flavor, and visual context for accessibility. Let me know if you'd like adjustments!
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Black-and-white sketch of Karl Marx with a serious expression, shown from the shoulders up. A thought bubble above his head reads, in elegant red cursive: “I'm not mad, just disappointed.” Below the image, in bold yellow text on a black background, it says:
“WHEN YOU GIVE MORE LABOR THAT IS ALREADY GENERATING SURPLUS VALUE TO YOUR CAPITALIST BOSS THAN YOU SHOULD HAVE.”
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Okay excellent I think I found it, this is just in like I assume proper order of like learning?
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
And that's how you spot a closet Republican liberal. You call out the hypocrisy that both parties are fucking us over and they won't hesitate to block you.
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I'm going to post this as a picture for ease of consuming since I tend to ramble. @crypticcommand.bsky.social , I hope this helps explain this issue, and to a degree how we experience it happening outside of MTG too. #capitalism #edh #commander #mtg #cedh #proxies #proxy 🫡
The question’s entire premise is broken. No replica is inherently ‘counterfeit’—only fraudulent use makes it so. Yet Wizards of the Coast and collectors demand players act as forensic experts, while stores (who actually have authentication tools) evade responsibility. This is by design: they conflate all replication with crime to justify artificial scarcity.

The solution is simple: a transparent market where official cards (for collectors) and clearly labeled proxies (for gameplay) coexist. Wizards could sell affordable proxies tomorrow, but they refuse—because their business relies on manufactured scarcity to inflate prices.

This isn’t about protecting players; it’s about protecting profits. They alienate even their own workers (designers, artists) as wage-labor, then gaslight us into thinking replicas are the problem. Your right to replicate game pieces isn’t negotiable. The only ‘immoral’ act here is a system that treats playing cards like gold bars instead of game components.
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
#aoc #bearnie #zionism #democrats #liberals #fascism #neoliberialism #capitalism
Image shows a cartoon graphic of bernie and aoc dragging a leftist towards the Zionist flag and democrat logo and a sign reading fascism is pointing the same direction. The leftist is crying and clawing the ground leaving marks. They have a red star pin, a hammer and sickle pin, and a socialism pin.
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Really important thing to remember and even the most leftist content creators in MTG still act like this. #proxies #mtg #commander #edh #cedh #fuckcapitalism
*"Public Service Announcement about proxies in Magic: The Gathering. The term 'proxy' is defined as any recognizable representation—regardless of form, quality, or resemblance to original materials—used to facilitate gameplay. A proxy's validity comes from its function, not appearance, prioritizing accessibility and creativity over proprietary constraints.

A highlighted message states: 'If you accept proxies but not full replication, you are not truly accepting of proxies. Copyright and trademarks protect corporate interests, not labor. Creating exact replicas for personal use does not equate to counterfeiting—it expands accessibility.'

The announcement challenges gatekeeping and asserts that replicating game pieces for personal use is not criminal."*
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Changed wording to make less text and give a player more of a chance to steal the win.
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I enjoy cards that add complexity and puzzles to a game that people must be aware of.
Privileged Wisdom
World Enchantment

Card Type: Enchantment (World)

Rules Text:

Whenever a player casts a spell, that spell’s controller may put a page counter on Privileged Wisdom. If they do, Privileged Wisdom phases out.

When the fiftieth page counter is put on Privileged Wisdom, exile it and the player whose turn it is wins the game.

Flavor Text: “Some are taught to wield the world, while others are left in the wake.”

Additional Info:

Set/Year: 2025

Language: English (EN)

Collector Number: P

Artist: Jose Sender
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
@mentalmisplay.bsky.social You stop by the camp any time, lots of free stuff for all. #fo76 Anyone can add me if ya want. CommieKobain. Appalachia belongs to the working class. And since you asked. Yes it's a bow, and yes it's awesome. ;)
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
@kylekulinskishow.bsky.social EAT. SHIT. LIBERAL.
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
You know what's crazier than Zada, Hedron Grinder? Having a tutor in five colors in the command zone for them. These are some of my favorite cards from that deck lol. #edh #commander #mtg
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Another freedom fighter labeled as evil by Capitalists. Having roots as far back as my great grandparents in America, I was taught this man was basically the second coming of Hitler. When you actually learn about Cuba (past 5th grade social studies) you realize the propaganda.
A tweet by user @piebyfour (display name Junius) reads:

“I can find nothing more similar to that (Nazism) in our contemporary history than the eviction, persecution and genocide that is being carried out today against the Palestinian people by imperialism and Zionism.”
– Fidel Castro, addressing the UN General Assembly in 1979.

Below the quote is a photo of Fidel Castro speaking passionately at a podium with a microphone, wearing his signature green military uniform. The UN emblem is visible on the front of the podium.
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Could not engage. (Will repost as well) But it is 100% true. The system is cracking. So many people who were so conditioned to the status quo, thinking well as long as we have courts it's ok!
A screenshot of a post on Bluesky by The Ashen Council (@theashencouncil.bsky.social). The post reads:
“I swear to god, the number of people on here who are perfectly okay with all manner of atrocities and human rights violations as long as there's ‘due process’ and it's ‘legal’, is absolutely fucking insufferable.

Fuck the lot of you.”

Below the post, there are icons showing 1 reply, 14 reposts, and 39 likes.
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Liberals out in full force. Cmon you can do better than this. Your opposition is literally fascists. They are the scum of the scum of the earth. If democrats would deliver the polar opposite, they would crush. But they won't. #partyfortheworkers
A stylized meme image from the movie Back to the Future, showing the character Doc Brown hanging from the face of a large clock tower. He's holding onto a cable with a look of strain, just moments before the lightning strike in the film. On either side of the clock are two large stone panther statues. The image is overlaid with bold, gradient orange and yellow text in a retro font. At the top, it reads: “DEMOCRATS ARE DESPERATELY,” and at the bottom, “CLINGING TO CAPITALISM.”
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
@altmusician.altgov.info fuck you and your blocked quote post. Peacefully protest? You mean like occupy Wall Street that "wise Obama" crushed under his admin. Go fucking defend capitalist fucks elsewhere. I would never take solidarity advice from that capitalist class traitor.
The image is a social media post from the account AltMusician (@altmusician.altgov.info) and says:

"More wise words from President Obama.

'It's up to all of us to fix this. It's not going to be somebody who comes and saves us.

The most important office in this democracy is the citizen. The ordinary person who says, no, that's not right.'

We should be out every weekend, protesting, peacefully"
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I made it a picture to save on reading with alt text.
Commander Tournament Analysis – After 10 Rounds

Top Performers:

Amareth, the Lustrous (32.5 pts, 1 solo win) – Strong early game, slowed down later.

Gyruda, Doom of Depths (34.5 pts, 4 solo wins) – Most dominant, likely combo-focused.

Zur the Enchanter (30.5 pts, 3 solo wins) – Aggressive and consistent, likely control/stax.

Mid-Tier (Consistent but Few Wins):

The Howling Abomination, Saint Traft & Rem Karolus, Illuna – Stable but low-impact.

Jadzi, Oracle of Arcavios – Solid play, struggled to finish games.

Underperformers:

Breya, Etherium Shaper (26.5 pts, 5 solo wins) – High wins, low points, possibly due to threat perception.

Ms. Bumbleflower, Krark/Kydele, Rakdos – Lacked strong late-game presence.

Pod Structure Impact:

Rounds 1–5: Mixed-skill pods led to early point farming.

Rounds 6–10: Balanced pods made wins harder.

Visible rankings led to collusion dynamics, with players teaming against frontrunners.

Meta Trends:

Combo/control (Gyruda, Zur, Amareth) thrived.

Aggro decks (e.g., Rakdos, Oketra) struggled to keep up in value wars.

Visible rankings encouraged kingmaking and defensive plays.

Recommendations:

Reward solo wins more—they’re harder to earn.

Use blind pod assignments early to curb snowballing.

Limit meta-collusion to keep games competitive but fair.

Final Thoughts:
The format rewarded early dominance, but late rounds demanded adaptability. Gyruda stood out, while Breya suffered from threat bias. Visibility added intrigue but may need tweaking to prevent unfair dogpiling.
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Side by side
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Breya, Gyruda, Howling, and Rendmaw are the top 4. But look at these point spreads and placing.
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
If we look at the top 4 based on points: Gyruda, Amareth, The Howing Abomination, and Zur would be placed together. But in terms of their solitary wins, Gyruda had 4, Amareth had 3, Howing had 4, and Zur had 3. But when we look at Solitary wins..
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
So for round 11, if we arrange by those solitary win totals: These four are placed together: Breya, Etherium Shaper Gyruda, Doom of Depths The Howling Abomination Rendmaw, Creaking Nest
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
2nd Tie breakers would be previous rounds placing. Example: In this Round 11 placement, Pod 3 had 3 clear placements but 2 were tied. Lord of Nazgul and Magus Lucea Kane. - Both had 27 points. - Both had 2 over all solitary wins. - Both had 2.5 Points in Round 10. So what do we do?
Commander Line Up - Pod 6
Pod 1
Breya, Etherium Shaper

Gyruda, Doom of Depths

The Howling Abomination

Rendmaw, Creaking Nest

Pod 2
Ms. Bumbleflower

Saint Traft and Rem Karolus

Illuna, Apex of Wishes

Jadzi, Oracle of Arcavios // Journey to the Oracle

Pod 3
Zur the Enchanter

Myra the Magnificent

Pantlaza, Sun-Favored

Lord of the Nazgûl

Pod 4
Magus Lucea Kane

Krark, the Thumbless // Kydele, Chosen of Kruphix

Amareth, the Lustrous

Rakdos, Lord of Riots

Pod 5
Gonti, Lord of Luxury

God-Eternal Oketra

Arwen, Mortal Queen
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
So every year my playgroup has a commander christmas event. We build decks ($30, no card over $5 allowed). I have 20 decks I built and have been testing them against each other on @moxfield.com. #mtg #edh #commander
Commander Performance Table

Commander	Player	New Points	Last Points	Total Points	Solitary Wins
Gyruda, Doom of Depths	6	4	30.5	34.5	4
Amareth, the Lustrous	6	3	29.5	32.5	1
The Howling Abomination	4	4	27.5	31.5	4
Zur the Enchanter	12	1	29.5	30.5	3
Rendmaw, Creaking Nest	3	4	26	30	2
Saint Traft and Rem Karolus	1	2	28	30	1
Illuna, Apex of Wishes	5	2.5	27	29.5	2
Jadzi, Oracle of Arcavios // Journey to the Oracle	7	2.5	27	29.5	2
Myra the Magnificent	18	2.5	26.5	29	2
Pantlaza, Sun-Favored	11	2.5	25	27.5	2
God-Eternal Oketra	10	2.5	25	27.5	2
Lord of the Nazgûl	17	2.5	24.5	27	2
Magus Lucea Kane	20	2.5	24.5	27	3
Breya, Etherium Shaper	2	4	22.5	26.5	5
Ms. Bumbleflower	8	4	21	25	3
Krark, the Thumbless // Kydele, Chosen of Kruphix	9	2.5	22.5	25	2
Rakdos, Lord of Riots	16	3	21	24	1
Arwen, Mortal Queen	13	2	21	23	2
Gonti, Lord of Luxury	14	2	20.5	22.5	1
Gandalf, Westward Voyager	15	1	21.5	22.5	1
Notes on Color Coding in "Solitary Wins":

Red (5 wins): Highest solitary wins.

Orange (4 wins): Very high performance.

Yellow (3 wins): Solid performance.

Light Green (2 wins): Moderate performance.

Blue (1 win): Low solitary win count.
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
This is my case I've had for over 10 years or more I've been cubing since like 2008 I've proxied a $720 card cube bought the nifty little dragon shield cube boxes later this year I'm going to actually have professionally printed proxies.
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I'm thinking of building a budget deck around this and just stack it with every form of cost reduction that I can for artifact creatures along with as many artifact creatures that either surveil scry draw loot rummage discover Cascade anything to generate card advantage into one big chain. #edh
This is an image of aeve progenitor ooze.
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Landlords are scum. Did you know wizards of the Coast are the landlords of magic the gathering. Charging more than they need to to give you accessibility to a wonderful form of entertainment? #scum #wotc #edh #commander #mtg
The image is a screenshot of a Discord message from a user named "Commie Commander." The text in the message explains that every month, they receive a notification that their adult son has paid them "rent." The reason they must charge their son rent is because if they don’t, his disability payments will be reduced.

The message reads:
"So every month I get this notification. Because I have to 'charge' my adult son 'rent' or else they don’t pay him as much in disability. And every time I see it I’m like..." (edited)

Below the text, there is a GIF of a man in a dark green button-up shirt. He looks emotional, covering his mouth with his hand as if he’s trying not to cry. His eyes appear watery, and he has a distressed or overwhelmed expression. The background of the GIF is blurred, showing an indoor setting with a blue and white shower curtain in the background.

At the bottom of the image, there is a screenshot of a payment notification. The message is from 86753 (a phone number or banking app) and shows a transaction of "$300.00" labeled as "Rent." Part of the notification is covered with a sticker of an exaggerated winking anime-style eye with sparkles.















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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Yeah I just bet you do bill. Because it's one thing that all billionaires have in common is that they're always championing ways to give away their money. #mightaswellbeaprilfools #joke #eattherich #cannotvoteawaypower
Here's a highly detailed, easy-to-read description of the image for someone with ADHD, dyslexia, or poor reading comprehension:

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**Image Description:**  

This image shows an older man with short gray hair and glasses, wearing a dark suit and tie. He is standing in a futuristic-looking room with bright lighting. Behind him, there are two human-like robots with white and black designs. The robots have glowing blue circular lights on their heads, making them look high-tech. The man's expression is calm, and he seems to be thinking or listening to someone.  

At the top right corner of the image, there is a small white "TV" logo.  

At the bottom of the image, there is bold text in white, yellow, and orange colors. It says:  

**"Bill Gates Wants To 'Tax The Robots' That Take Your Job - And Some Say It Could Fund Universal Basic Income To Replace Lost Wages."**  

Some words, like **"Bill Gates," "Tax The Robots,"** and **"Take Your Job,"** are in bright colors to stand out.  

**What This Means:**  
The text suggests that Bill Gates (a famous businessman) believes companies should pay taxes when they replace human workers with robots. The money from these taxes could be used to help people who lose their jobs because of automation (machines doing the work instead of people).  

**Overall Feeling of the Image:**  
- The man looks serious and thoughtful.  
- The robots in the background make the image feel futuristic, like something from a sci-fi movie.  
- The text is dramatic, making the topic sound urgent and important.  

Would you like this rewritten in an even simpler way? Let me know!
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Straight facts. Jack Dorsey is a leech. Straight facts. A CEO laying off people because they have extracted as much wage labor as they could from them to line plones pockets. Straight facts. He could take zero salary and live comfortably for the rest of his life. Straight facts. A scumbag. #facts
Images of Jack Dorsey next to a headline by SF gate that says Bay area tech CEO lays off 931 Bay workers with straight fax email block CEO Jack Dorsey lays off employees headline
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Fuck this shit lib lol. Embarrassed he is part of the MTG scene. Aka "we should allowed to be trash people as long as the law says we can."
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
But what's the other deck you might be asking? Arbaaz Mir of course.
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
This guy he acts like he's not doing anything wrong. He doesn't change up his decks he gets a little bit saucy when we interrupt him. So I figured I'll spin this little guy in one hell of an optimized version. Goes off every time I get to untap on turn 4. Codie, Vociferous Codex
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Title: THE FOSSIL RECORD

Section: The Fossil Record

The SUM of all the fossils or evidence of living things on Earth.
Explanation Box:

"Most organisms do not fossilize. The rock cycle destroys and damages fossils. Fossils are rare."
Radioactive Dating:

"A measurement of the amount of radioactive material that an object contains."
Carbon-14 breaks down into a known rate to determine the age of fossils.
Gives absolute date.
Relative Dating:

Dating of events that places rock layers in a geologic sequence.
Numbered sequence (1, 2, 3) indicating order of events.
There are also visual elements such as puzzle pieces, question marks, and arrows emphasizing connections between concepts.
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Was bored, felt like making a card. (had to clean up wording) I give you the Kingpin of Lies, Xalveth #edh #mtg #commander #customcard #grixis #proxy #make_grixis_devious_again
Xalveth, Kingpin of Lies
Legendary Creature — Specter Warlock

Mana Cost: {U}{B}{R}
Power/Toughness: 3/3

Card Text:
If a spell or ability would have you reveal one or more cards after searching your library, you may exile them face-down instead. An opponent may have you reveal any of the exiled cards or have you put them into your hand. For each card you reveal this way that was legal to search for, Xalveth deals damage equal to its mana value to each opponent and you put it into your hand. Otherwise, shuffle it into your library.

Collector Information:

Set Symbol: (Custom/Promo Set)
Card Number: 2025 P
Language: English
Artist: Geniss
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Commie Commander @commander4all.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Bracket 1 and 2 players rejoice. Two card combo only needs a simple 17 mana. lol
COGWORK ASSEMBLER | POWERSTONE SHARD

Cogwork Assembler
(Artifact Creature – Assembly-Worker)
7: Create a token that’s a copy of target artifact.

Powerstone Shard
(Artifact)
{T}: Add {C} for each artifact you control named Powerstone Shard.

Initial Card State:

Cogwork Assembler and Powerstone Shard are on the battlefield.
Notable Prerequisites:

17 mana available.
Links:

[TCGplayer ($0.35)]
[Card Kingdom ($0.70)]
[View on EDHREC]
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