Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 20hAnd here’s a picture of the back of Buckingham Palace 3/ 100
Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026#Brexit #Austerity #MentalHealth But why not just blame the public? 🫤 #BMJMentalHealth 000
Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026#Epstein #AndrewMountbattenWindsor #SimonAndriesz #AdamMockler on YouTube 010
Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026There's a name for this woman, and it isn't #IsabelOakeshott. 😶 010
Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026On the nasty stupidity that is #SuellaBraverman 230
Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Well, it comes from a document the Green Party has released prior to its conference. (I do check these things if I'm going to comment on them). 020
Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026“…and then Piers Morgan invited me to dinner with Marie Antoinette, Shergar, and all the Teletubbies…” #CharlesSpencer #historian 120
Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The lone woman from #Piddington who is refusing to stand with racism has been doxxed by #PinkLadies and #TommyRobinson. 53929
Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026#LisaNandy #EdSheeran Is calling for an end to genocide really 'politics'? Is disgust at the bombing of women and children queuing for bread really 'politics'? Is showing humanity to fellow human beings really 'politics'? 🤔 110
Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Something to get you into the mood for Halloween next month. Don’t say I never give you anything. #ReformUK 020
Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026#NigelFarage says he doesn’t know how family trusts work. Perhaps he should spend more time on the internet. 010
Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Who'd have thought? 🙄 In other news, it gives me no small pleasure to look at how Kushner fucked up his face so he looks like synthetic lifeform Data from Star Trek, but without the personality. 032
Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Not everyone is content just to read the Sunday papers… #Brighton 020
Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The World Is My Obstetrician DAY 2 #AnneHathaway 000
Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 07/08/2026The Royal Albion Hotel is a Grade II listed building, and sits in the middle of the Valley Gardens Conservation Area. Is nothing safe from making money for ‘major national advertisers’? #Brighton 001
Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 30/07/2026#Headline of the Day Bernie Ecclestone puts £50m Hyde Park pad up for sale - Mail Is it so he can buy toothpaste for his teeth? 🤔 100
Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 26/07/2026This is England, but in case you forget, there are some handy flags on lamp posts to remind you. 🫤 020
Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Still looking, but in the meantime, here’s a little something you might enjoy from El Corte Ingles in Madrid 100