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Diane Messias

@comedywriter.bsky.social
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 20h
And the back of an elephant 4/
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 20h
And here’s a picture of the back of Buckingham Palace 3/
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 20h
You can see the family likeness 2/
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
£28,000 outfit 😱 #Megan
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#Brexit #Austerity #MentalHealth But why not just blame the public? 🫤 #BMJMentalHealth
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#JeffreyArcher
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A Smash Martian?
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#Epstein #AndrewMountbattenWindsor #SimonAndriesz #AdamMockler on YouTube
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There's a name for this woman, and it isn't #IsabelOakeshott. 😶
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On the nasty stupidity that is #SuellaBraverman
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, it comes from a document the Green Party has released prior to its conference. (I do check these things if I'm going to comment on them).
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#Tories
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“…and then Piers Morgan invited me to dinner with Marie Antoinette, Shergar, and all the Teletubbies…” #CharlesSpencer #historian
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pregnancy’s changed since my day. 🫤
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The lone woman from #Piddington who is refusing to stand with racism has been doxxed by #PinkLadies and #TommyRobinson.
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#AI dangers From SkyNews
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#LisaNandy #EdSheeran Is calling for an end to genocide really 'politics'? Is disgust at the bombing of women and children queuing for bread really 'politics'? Is showing humanity to fellow human beings really 'politics'? 🤔
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#ReformUK #NigelFarage
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Most Important Advice of the Day
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
#ReformUK
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Something to get you into the mood for Halloween next month. Don’t say I never give you anything. #ReformUK
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#NigelFarage says he doesn’t know how family trusts work. Perhaps he should spend more time on the internet.
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Meanwhile…
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
There’s this in Nice if you prefer…
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Happy Christmas from #Morrisons! 🫤
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Looks like Nicola was on too high a wash. 🤭
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Take Your Parrot To The Pub Day #Brighton
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Anyone know where I left my trout?
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Who'd have thought? 🙄 In other news, it gives me no small pleasure to look at how Kushner fucked up his face so he looks like synthetic lifeform Data from Star Trek, but without the personality.
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Not everyone is content just to read the Sunday papers… #Brighton
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Global warming. 🫤
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The World Is My Obstetrician DAY 2 #AnneHathaway
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Tsk. That colour completely washes her out.
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The Royal Albion Hotel is a Grade II listed building, and sits in the middle of the Valley Gardens Conservation Area. Is nothing safe from making money for ‘major national advertisers’? #Brighton
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
From #Popbitch #RodLiddle
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
#ReformUK @diane-t.bsky.social
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
#Headline of the Day Bernie Ecclestone puts £50m Hyde Park pad up for sale - Mail Is it so he can buy toothpaste for his teeth? 🤔
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Hahaha
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
This is England, but in case you forget, there are some handy flags on lamp posts to remind you. 🫤
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Still looking, but in the meantime, here’s a little something you might enjoy from El Corte Ingles in Madrid
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Anyone need one of these? Just say.
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