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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 9h

men really only start to earn their value in our lives when we assess their importance based on how willing they are to do stupid little things for us #dating

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 11h

after one listen of his new album, i’m completely in love with genesis owusu

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 23h

another day that neither of my parents are willing to denounce their “jesus will save the world” trump delusions

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

👏 we’re 👏 so 👏 here 👏 for 👏 it

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

this looks exactly what the combo of depression and anxiety feels like

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

the official narrative is stranger than fiction!

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Zelenskyy and the people of Ukraine doing the lord’s work #freeukraine

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

ever since jd was made the “fraud czar” which is the funniest thing ever, i’ve been waiting for @coffeezilla.bsky.social to make a video about govt fraud dreams really do come true!

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

they hate me because i’m actually iconic and they become obsessed because they’re actually SO IN LOVE

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

what gives me hope is realizing that there are two sides to the coin and that their overwhelming abuse of women (and our CHILDREN) is what is going to bring us to matriarchy we will center the people in society who need protection the most. men can’t/won’t ever do this. we outnumber them - 51% !!!

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

i’m so good at writing dramatically in corporate speak

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

actual text i just sent to my mom : we’re just 2 broke bitches with crippling art supply addictions. wouldn’t have it any other way

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

i’m literally begging the evil billionaires to colonize mars. what a great idea !!! win/win 🥰🥰🥰🥰 (do they know that the difference in gravitational pull is a problem for your body?? prob not)

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

not the fools gold statue of a r@pist with the same body as my r@pist ex husband !!

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

i’ve been saying this since day 1 on this earth

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

maga is out here shitting and pissing themselves in the comments sections saying that ThEy DoNt PaY tAxEs tO i$REAL BRO THEY STILL CAN’T SEE IT yes 👏 you 👏 do

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

THEY not like US because i would never consider hurting another human being and have used my own FREE WILL to educate myself and worked fucking hard to be a success story in an industry i previously had 0 knowledge about

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

in life it’s either suck it UP or suck it OFF

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i’ve never chased a friendship / relationship of any kind. i respect free will. call me a free will absolutist

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

candace “candy” coping about her lesbian fantasy posts (at best) is a special treat that none of us saw coming but we deserve it with the maga collapse timeline we’re all being forced to endure

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I ordered a box of colorful squishy poop piles on the Internet so that I could start a movement called #ElonEat💩 and I’m going to make custom stickers for the bottom of them asking other Tesla owners to spread the word. I’m starting the trend in Portland. could be a silly gag tee xoxo💖💖💖💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

add this to your morally neutral public nuisance activities list

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

it’s a pretty fucking huge flex to not have any regrets in how you choose to spend your time and treat others

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

fucking wild timeline but we still remember how she moved up to this point

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

less things for men to enjoy! they lost their privileges to ENJOYING THINGS

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the collapse of the ivy leagues is going to be a fascinating result of the epstein files

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

this is my lived experience, even with “christian” guys AND their pastors. morally bankrupt anx hypocritical all around. evil men love covering for each other’s crimes but that world is waning. we (women) are building a better world

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

it’s like you should talk to an attorney before going to hr in serious cases. so sad for victims and i hope these systems get an overhaul soon

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i got my ev in 2022 and never regretted it for a moment

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

chilis chilis chilis grocery outlet chilis (happy hour)

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i change my words before i exchange my blessed last comma

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

omg congrats! danny devito i love your work!

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