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Pabst Boo Ronin @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 4h

Gotta remember to pull this out next time a nerd says some shit that sucks

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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 05/10/2026

Hey so artists are cool and must be allowed and encouraged to do art

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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 10h

WotC is about to hire the Pinkertons again

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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 9h

on a better timeline, "Wizards hire the Pinkertons to bust their thralls' unionization push" is a concept only found in a fantastical work of historical fiction.

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Wiredferret! @wiredferret.bsky.social · 9h

Merlin App would like to remind me ONCE AGAIN that the weird bird sound I can't identify is a squirrel. Just like it was this time last year.

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cap'n noodleship, astrid (imperial nuisance) 🦝✨ @colonelborkmundus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i think it's messed up that when i see a fancy pants neurology specialist with his big boy pedigree re: my mystery chronic illness he tells me that it's all in my head or maybe even my meds interacting but when i go to my psych providers they're my biggest advocates and they think he's full of shit

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cap'n noodleship, astrid (imperial nuisance) 🦝✨ @colonelborkmundus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

for celebrating my birthday weekend i asked for: - no responsibilities as the adult with executive function, you're on your own - lots of yummy takeout food - bong rips 4 hydaelyn - permission to be a big ol' nerd

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cap'n noodleship, astrid (imperial nuisance) 🦝✨ @colonelborkmundus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

rescue cat shall now be referred to as confetti, funfetti, little miss confetti, princess funfetti, fetti, and all variations of the name henceforth due to her need to turn cardboard into confetti as enrichment in her enclosure

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cap'n noodleship, astrid (imperial nuisance) 🦝✨ @colonelborkmundus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

me: check out this cool shit i just did b, who is much more senior at this: wow, that's some advanced stuff me, in my best elle woods voice: what, like it's hard? :3

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cap'n noodleship, astrid (imperial nuisance) 🦝✨ @colonelborkmundus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

just witnessed rescue cat briefly shove her whole face inside partner's slipper lol

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Mei, lvl. 38 Warlock of the Expensive Paper @meithemouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Meanwhile, the Cat Dispersal Process continues unabated.

Four panels showing the arduous process of adopting a dog, such as going to a shelter, finding one that looks at you, filling out paperwork, and bringing the dog home.

This is followed by two panels where she is living comfortably before a cat unexpectedly crashes into her life, specifically through the ceiling, which is only slightly an exaggeration most of the time.

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cap'n noodleship, astrid (imperial nuisance) 🦝✨ @colonelborkmundus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

wow you know it must be bad when people are making a blood drive psa in shout chat find a blood drive by you! www.redcrossblood.org/give.html/dr...

The US is experiencing a crisis level shortage of blood. If you are eligible to donate please consider it. www.redcross.org
O+ and O- are in shortest supply, followed by A- and B-, A+, B+, and AB types are still needed for plasma and platelets. DM if you have questions!

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cap'n noodleship, astrid (imperial nuisance) 🦝✨ @colonelborkmundus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

b referring to limsa lominsa as limsa lumpia will never stop being funny to me

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cap'n noodleship, astrid (imperial nuisance) 🦝✨ @colonelborkmundus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

last minute important weekend plans + bad flare up all week = me losing my goddamn fucking mind

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cap'n noodleship, astrid (imperial nuisance) 🦝✨ @colonelborkmundus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

how to clean your desk space in your room and therefore your whole room: look for a missing common Thing that you really need and for reasons beyond you cannot rustle up between yourself and your partner who hoards more of these Things

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cap'n noodleship, astrid (imperial nuisance) 🦝✨ @colonelborkmundus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

definitely winning the "most cursed battle station setup" award in this house

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cap'n noodleship, astrid (imperial nuisance) 🦝✨ @colonelborkmundus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

shadow the hedgehog showed up for a shift at the quicksand and he gave me a hedgehog minion. dreams really do come true??

trade confirmation of a hedgehoglet minion and ten (10) cups of triple cream coffee from shadow ultimate, a shadow the hedgehog roleplayer

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cap'n noodleship, astrid (imperial nuisance) 🦝✨ @colonelborkmundus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

after bitching about the heat all summer i am back to being a chilly blanket burrito at my desk 😌

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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 21/09/2026

M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!

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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 21/09/2026

This is happening to my clients. Makes it impossible for me to know if they're still in Minnesota or even in America. ICE can shuttle them around without my knowledge and, unless they get word to me, I have no way to access them as counsel

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cap'n noodleship, astrid (imperial nuisance) 🦝✨ @colonelborkmundus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

all this stupid game does is shoot me in the chest a couple of times and topple a castle on me right in the fucking feelings, smdh

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cap'n noodleship, astrid (imperial nuisance) 🦝✨ @colonelborkmundus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

miles discovered the wonders of electric blankets and is now being AGGRESSIVELY SNUGGLY :)

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cap'n noodleship, astrid (imperial nuisance) 🦝✨ @colonelborkmundus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

miles baby i'm sorry but you have the share the electric blanket, i desperately need it please do not be offend

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cap'n noodleship, astrid (imperial nuisance) 🦝✨ @colonelborkmundus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

sincerely hope i sufficently pissed in some douchebag white lady culture vulture (one of many, names not needed) influencer's cheerios enough to earn the block of honor this morning

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Land of 10,000 Stakes @notokayfabe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

all my tech is haunted today. would like something to work generally the way it's supposed to

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cap'n noodleship, astrid (imperial nuisance) 🦝✨ @colonelborkmundus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

me berating miles just now: bro i was so close to soloing titan for thyrus, i had him at a quarter health and then you had to stick me with your claws and then i got fucking booped from the arena YOU ARE SO LUCKY YOU ARE CUTE

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cap'n noodleship, astrid (imperial nuisance) 🦝✨ @colonelborkmundus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

sprinkled a little bit of miralax on a kitty's wet food dinner tonight and they looked at me all questioning and shit so i was like "look, just think of it as cocaine. you've lived in a trap house before, idk i won't judge" and then they started eating

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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 12/09/2026

when I say "back the blue" this is what I'm talkin about

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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

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Elle Ess @viamarsala18.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I’m such a better person in this weather

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cap'n noodleship, astrid (imperial nuisance) 🦝✨ @colonelborkmundus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

i opened up a bottle of le valentin red blend but the half the fucking cork broke off so i looked at the bestie and was like "oh nooo guess we have to split this" and pushed the remaining cork in and got wine all over me which i guess is what i get for day drinking with the bestie, c'est la vie

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Incorrect Final Fantasy Quotes @incorrectffqts.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

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cap'n noodleship, astrid (imperial nuisance) 🦝✨ @colonelborkmundus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

happy spooktember, time to rewatch the haunting of hill house!!

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cap'n noodleship, astrid (imperial nuisance) 🦝✨ @colonelborkmundus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

cat drama update: a few weeks ago, to put things simply, she escaped her situation and her shitty human is no longer living here but i just learned this week that apparently he used to let her eat dab wax while he was ripping fat ones off his rig??? bc he thought it was funny? the absolute fuck????

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cap'n noodleship, astrid (imperial nuisance) 🦝✨ @colonelborkmundus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

not sure who works harder in the war against kitchen crumbs: me or the hand vac 🙃

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cap'n noodleship, astrid (imperial nuisance) 🦝✨ @colonelborkmundus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

miles AND dot are hanging out with me today (my presence was clearly missed lol)

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cap'n noodleship, astrid (imperial nuisance) 🦝✨ @colonelborkmundus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

was deep behind the cheese curtain for three (3) days without sabaw and rice and that ends today. finally i may know peace 😮‍💨

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cap'n noodleship, astrid (imperial nuisance) 🦝✨ @colonelborkmundus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

"breathtaking. just so we're clear, this one is *not* a volcano. that wouldn't be fair to the state of wisconsin."

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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Operation Midway Blitz started one year ago yesterday. I wrote about what it was like to follow Greg Bovino and Border Patrol from Chicago to Charlotte, New Orleans, and Minneapolis.

thenation.com

Notes From an ICE Chaser

I followed agents from Illinois to North Carolina to Minnesota. To my surprise, they loved my coverage.

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cap'n noodleship, astrid (imperial nuisance) 🦝✨ @colonelborkmundus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

currently drinking a bubbly water that tastes like some kind of suave coconut conditioner because it was foisted upon me and i detest waste but my god,,

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Bree | PAILBN Art @pailbn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Hey there! I’m Bree, a Minneapolis-based illustrator! A lot of my work involves unicorns and I really enjoy playing with shape and linework. I’m also a big fan of 90s/00s animation styles. #️⃣: You can find more of my work tagged under #art 🖼️ Shop: ko-fi.com/pailbn/shop #bsnm #shopsmall #kofi

Unicorn with sliced pomegranates with sun, moon, and star motifs and checker border

Together we flew just me and you yin and yang ravens and stickers

Run down, dinosaurs, and huzzah mini zines with plants

Capricorn constellation with sun, moon, and star motifs dec22-jan19

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חמת תמיד @suzwoehrle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

“Was the first man that leaped; cried ‘Hell is empty And all the devils are here.’” —Shakespeare’s The Tempest, (Ariel, Act 1 Scene 2)

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cap'n noodleship, astrid (imperial nuisance) 🦝✨ @colonelborkmundus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

it is the year 2010. i am at a wedding in the pnw with a rustic twinkle light and mason jar barn aesthetic. it is the year 2026. i am at a wedding in the midwest with a twinkle lights in an empty bottle of jack rustic barn yard aesthetic and also we are surrounded by cornfields.

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cap'n noodleship, astrid (imperial nuisance) 🦝✨ @colonelborkmundus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

tickled that "words are meaningless" is part of a quest chain clearly referencing lyrics from my favorite depeche mode song, and "purbol rain" is just prince lol

Words are Meaningless
- Speak with Au Ra that have recently arrived in Reunion.

Purbol Rain
- Slay three purbols and obtain pungent flowers. 0/3

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