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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 17h
first dance at wedding to Judas Priest - Blood Red Skies
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 18h
i can animorph into a forest green cadillac deville
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 18h
No need to ask he's a smooth operator Smooth operator Smooth operator Smooth operator Coast to coast, LA to Chicago Western male Across the north and south to Key Largo Love for sale Smooth operator Smooth operator Smooth operator Smooth operator
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 18h
May he live long enough to see his name scratched off the stele.
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 19h
i hate a "perish the thought" mfer
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 19h
if you get murdered by like a 10 or 11 year old you just suck at everything lol
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 21h
If you are registered to vote, it doesn't hurt to double check. Just call and ask "am I registered to vote in this precinct?" And if the answer is yes, remember to say, "please take me off the rolls immediately." Do it today. Do it for everyone you know. It pays to help others.
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bender,... its so funny theres a bender moldova. bite my shiny moldovan behind lol
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Bender, Moldova - Wikipedia
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
yes
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
all the homies speak tonal languages
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My name is Val Temper
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
all the homies are subsapient fuckpigs
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh is a Lulaball happening
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
basically
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
seems reasonable
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know where I stand on white people...and I'm mad it's not on their necks!!!
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i have way too much time on my head but i have never thought about whether or not kurt cobain would be a chud if he were alive today
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Seems like there's no programming language that fits all the things I would like. But Go, Rust, and Python are generally fine for me.
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
At an old job my boss was super republican and also hated irregardless so I was always going “hey, it’s good enough for GWB!”
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mimimaw @mimimaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
膝には来てくれないけど、足元にはいてくれる #Blueskyねこ部 部員No.38
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Guy on Facebook named Ihavekilled Andwillkillagain
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
yeah, i'm not really that intelligent
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
they have albanians named dragula on staten island
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
5 most important people in history jesus muhammad genghis khan mario napoleon
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
if you think i treat my conscripts bad, well, just wait till you see how i treat other peoples conscripts
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Does anyone else smell burnt toast
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my name Laurence Lunchtime
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The guys who are really invested in that argument are either completely illiterate on math and comp sci or are so far up their own asses because they only hang out with the SF microdosing crowd that they have less in common with you or I than a Gambian farmer.
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"what if bro, what if"
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@LearningAboutLifeAndTheWorld2021 has followed you
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
just plunged the world into war 😎
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Helpless is the exact same riff as Oasis - Supersonic lol
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
first dance at wedding to Diamond Head - The Prince
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 01/10/2026
J HELL P
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
has anypony seen my keys?
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s so funny Lou Barlow got mercilessly bullied by J Mascis
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
have you ever played BDok:TTM
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i spent like $130 on hats and shirts and vinyls and posters at the last showi saw him at
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
im listening to wheelhouse by kurt vile he has so many songs that really sort of encapsulate the feeling of being in a car driven by a parent whos smoking with the windows up
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
who the fuck decided they should be called exercise programs rather than health ledgers
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New cat photos up on Twitter and Instagram for those of you who I know on those
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thanks
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lmao
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have blocked half a dozen people because their feeds were whining about how Deus Ex is underrated and "I need to see JD Vance's organs outside of his body" right next to each other
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
coney island baby is a great song but genuinely most of his songs seem like theyre 2 chord songs about """accidentally""" sucking dick while you're trying to get some smack
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
a solid 70% of this app's users rate 90s game randomizers and getting rid of the GOP as equally and crucially important
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i assume that you get instabanned here if you post lines from any of like 40% of lou reed's songs
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
he talked about fucking her in this vision
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
slight sounds of evan loves worf's neglected child in the distance
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