resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 04/05/2026bank of america is pretty much the worst bank i've ever unfortunately done business with. deeply predatory, and annoying. 000
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 10/03/2026the three phases of ricki passing the fuck out 040
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 10/02/2026declaring insomnia bankruptcy. can't just be in bed anymore. the good news is that i have had this thing i've wanted to hack on but work has been too busy for me to carve out time for it. 010
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 08/02/2026new potted plants in the apartment just dropped 030
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 01/02/2026i got the litter-robot-4 when it went on sale on chewy 110
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 01/02/2026i did not know one robot could serve five cats. simply incredible. 110
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 01/02/2026this was the most surprising part of it. the worst part of a litterbox was having to declare bankruptcy and change out the whole thing. so far, after a few weeks, i've not had to do it. you just have to replace the small bag at the base that collects the used litter clumps. 100
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 01/02/2026it's not just the lack of scooping, but also that there's no need to "change out" the litter as far as i can tell. because it automatically cycles after each use, the litter remains pretty clean at all times. you of course need to occasionally add a little bit of litter to keep it at levels. 100
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 01/02/2026if you're on the fence about getting a robot litterbox, do it. it's lifechanging. there's close to zero maintenance compared to what i was doing to keep my apartment clean and smelling nice. 200
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 29/01/2026similar to jasper. he’s infinitely long but looks shorter here. 010
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 28/01/2026nice dutch oven, too. i got my first enameled one a few weeks ago. it's very cool. 010
Reposted by resident dipshitFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 25/01/2026Absolute banger of a comment on r/military: www.reddit.com/r/Military/c... 9295523304
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 18/01/2026as i'm vibecoding a hackernews tui app that i've wanted for a while, i have observed myself periodically telling claude code about things that i hate, like the 'Application Support' folder that stdlibs seem determined keep alive forever. 000
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 15/01/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xawv...youtube.comNice Fuckin KittyYouTube video by Steve M 010
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 15/01/2026"she's gone" wrecked me unexpectedly a few times last year 010
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 15/01/2026the cats are starting to use the automatic litterbox . praise unto the lord. 140
Reposted by resident dipshitAndrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 11/01/2026My husband isn't prone to impulse purchases but I'm glad this thing got him 351242118
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 11/01/2026meet me behind diners club international hq in the next 15m if you want an ass kicking 041
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 11/01/2026working on my reverse sear, this time with a picanha steak. temp needed to be a bit higher on the sear but not much. 020
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 09/01/2026writing up a small proposal to the tech community to allow "orthogonal" to be part of the common vernacular without the "i am very smart" feelings that are usually felt on the receiving end. 120
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 07/01/2026logitech let their server cert expire, and the logitech options software that must be running for your mouse to function properly won't run unless it can get a connection to the cloud. please clap. there's a patch you can download in this thread www.reddit.com/r/LogitechG/... 120
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 07/01/2026it’s a shame you can’t trust even basic timer functionality with alexa plus anymore. they have incredibly made worse one of the best uses of these devices. 000
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 06/01/2026let the new tenants above me know about the thin floors and it went about as well as you'd expect. i was extremely friendly but i guess some people just suck. 110
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 01/01/2026statistically it's very unlikely that 2026 will be worse than 2025. i'm filled with optimism and relief that i made it. 010
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 01/01/2026i really want a bread maker even though i don't ever eat bread. can't explain it, but it's as real as i supposedly am 000
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 31/12/2025i've really been enjoying my first two months at temporal. the engineering culture there is professional and pragmatic. i was lovingly tossed into the deep end for my first project -- it required me to do a pretty deep dive and i love having all this context. 020
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 31/12/2025if only my extended family texts were on signal. i think i'm the only one that uses it. i'm like 95% sure of it. 110
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 30/12/2025what kind of blood sacrifice do i need to make to send images to group SMS texts without failing? is there some kind of ios setting that just makes this work? 110
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 24/12/2025i get such joy out of running btop at 100ms latency and just watching all of the cores freak the fuck out and get to work 010
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 19/12/2025i didn't feel much b/c i had gloves on. still, though, satisfying. 000
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 19/12/2025cleaned the bathroom just to feel something 100
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 16/12/2025watching a bunch of pit maneuvers on youtube. none of the before or after people stuff, just hardcore car-on-car action. 000
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 16/12/2025watching movies on apple tv has become enshittified well past any kind of redemption arc. a future where we can just browse movies without being dark patterned into partner subscriptions is well past the horizon of my lifetime. what a bummer haha. happy holidays everyone. 030
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 10/12/2025i love @kagi.com . this link is good for 3 free months of kagi and can be redeemed up to three times. hope you like it, too. kagi.com/p/THANKSGIVI... 000
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 04/12/2025i have always considered this to be categorically impossible 010
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 04/12/2025the only thing more difficult than divorce is putting a comforter into a duvet. 100
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 03/12/2025but the distance between the two is enough that chicago doesn't really make its way onto my playlists. at the core i think i want or need chicago to be a yacht rock band instead. 000
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 03/12/2025listening to chicago leads to some difficult thoughts. chicago is allright. everything is tight, and it's good in the way that a bunch of studio musicians might jam together after having met an hour beforehand. peter cetera though is s-tier shit and takes the band as high as it can realistically go. 101
