resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 10/03/2026the three phases of ricki passing the fuck out 040
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 08/02/2026new potted plants in the apartment just dropped 030
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 29/01/2026similar to jasper. he’s infinitely long but looks shorter here. 010
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 11/01/2026meet me behind diners club international hq in the next 15m if you want an ass kicking 041
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 11/01/2026working on my reverse sear, this time with a picanha steak. temp needed to be a bit higher on the sear but not much. 020
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 24/12/2025i get such joy out of running btop at 100ms latency and just watching all of the cores freak the fuck out and get to work 010
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 25/11/2025today i framed a @kurzgesagt.org poster that i've had for ages but had forgotten about. years later it comes out of the tube. this is its hello world. a+++ 030
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 19/11/2025added some much needed #branding to my linkedin profile 020
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 21/10/2025siri show me something extremely lazy and smooth brained 010
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 17/10/2025almost exactly lined up with when i sat down to play. 020
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 08/10/2025@jimgaffigan.bsky.social heartbroken this isn't dead or cake 010
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 07/10/2025this little sweet demon.. it would be hard to love her more. 040
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 01/10/2025new cat tree just dropped. they don't know what it is yet, but they are getting there 050
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 30/09/2025I have another cat tree coming tomorrow. Can already tell it’s going to be a success. 020
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 28/09/2025What is completely real though is that the watermelon in GA just smokes what was on offer when I was in NC. 010
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 28/09/2025There is something comical about this that I can’t put my finger on 020
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 28/09/2025last night ricki (orange cat) squished herself in between me and the edge of the couch as i was watching tv. i got up to make something in the kitchen and she remained smooshed until i eventually returned. i'm basically human ballast. 050
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 27/09/2025a very relaxed evening at chez shit blizzard 020
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 23/09/2025but this is more or less it. It's a filtered processing pipeline with the ability to overflow into a bit bucket where the remainders are recycled into nothingness). The first couple of times I've set up on this planet I've used bots instead of belts. 100
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 22/09/2025i've been worrying that Ricki is eating enough here at the new place. why exactly this worries me is something I can't really explain. I think she mostly eats at odd hours. But the proof is incontrovertible. 120
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 22/09/2025I "fixed" the hole in my pocket. This is my abomination. There are many abominations, but this one is mine. I bought a sewing kit for toddlers on amazon and watched a youtube short. 020
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 19/09/2025learning a song called big scioty. it has some cool offbeat parts to it. i messed up by not shoving myself further into the lower righthand part of the video. next time. 010
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 17/09/2025They have learned to share but clearly I need another one of these 010
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 16/09/2025i horked my cheap cast iron skillet by leaving it on the stovetop too long and then doing a shit job of reseasoning it. over the last few days though i've tried to remediate it. not perfect but an improvement. 120
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Got the courage to bike on new busy roads for 15m to go see a jam at this bar only to realize today is Saturday and decidedly not Sunday. 120
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 13/09/2025learning "lost everything". neat tune. i'm embarrassed by the clutter in the background. I need to get some bookcases, shelves, or really just anything for this room. 010
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 13/09/2025haven't taken a lyft in a while, but apparently you can't just book a ride anymore. You have to wait 60s and watch some dumb ad to see details on the ride you're trying to arrange. i guess that's probably better than just increasing the price on rides but man, a real bummer too. 010
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 09/09/2025new mic time. finally, a recording now sounds more like what I hear when i'm playing. for the money, great value. It's got a usb-c to usb-c interface to your computer. great for casuals like myself. www.sweetwater.com/store/detail... 020
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 09/09/2025The band was given this homemade sign by a fan right before the set so the venue hung it up right then and there 010
