resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 04/05/2026bank of america is pretty much the worst bank i've ever unfortunately done business with. deeply predatory, and annoying. 000
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 10/03/2026the three phases of ricki passing the fuck out 040
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 10/02/2026declaring insomnia bankruptcy. can't just be in bed anymore. the good news is that i have had this thing i've wanted to hack on but work has been too busy for me to carve out time for it. 010
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 08/02/2026new potted plants in the apartment just dropped 030
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 01/02/2026if you're on the fence about getting a robot litterbox, do it. it's lifechanging. there's close to zero maintenance compared to what i was doing to keep my apartment clean and smelling nice. 200
Reposted by resident dipshitFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 25/01/2026Absolute banger of a comment on r/military: www.reddit.com/r/Military/c... 9295533304
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 18/01/2026as i'm vibecoding a hackernews tui app that i've wanted for a while, i have observed myself periodically telling claude code about things that i hate, like the 'Application Support' folder that stdlibs seem determined keep alive forever. 000
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 15/01/2026the cats are starting to use the automatic litterbox . praise unto the lord. 140
Reposted by resident dipshitAndrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 11/01/2026My husband isn't prone to impulse purchases but I'm glad this thing got him 351242118
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 11/01/2026meet me behind diners club international hq in the next 15m if you want an ass kicking 041
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 11/01/2026working on my reverse sear, this time with a picanha steak. temp needed to be a bit higher on the sear but not much. 020
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 09/01/2026writing up a small proposal to the tech community to allow "orthogonal" to be part of the common vernacular without the "i am very smart" feelings that are usually felt on the receiving end. 120
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 07/01/2026logitech let their server cert expire, and the logitech options software that must be running for your mouse to function properly won't run unless it can get a connection to the cloud. please clap. there's a patch you can download in this thread www.reddit.com/r/LogitechG/... 120
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 07/01/2026it’s a shame you can’t trust even basic timer functionality with alexa plus anymore. they have incredibly made worse one of the best uses of these devices. 000
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 06/01/2026let the new tenants above me know about the thin floors and it went about as well as you'd expect. i was extremely friendly but i guess some people just suck. 110
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 01/01/2026statistically it's very unlikely that 2026 will be worse than 2025. i'm filled with optimism and relief that i made it. 010
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 01/01/2026i really want a bread maker even though i don't ever eat bread. can't explain it, but it's as real as i supposedly am 000
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 31/12/2025i've really been enjoying my first two months at temporal. the engineering culture there is professional and pragmatic. i was lovingly tossed into the deep end for my first project -- it required me to do a pretty deep dive and i love having all this context. 020
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 30/12/2025what kind of blood sacrifice do i need to make to send images to group SMS texts without failing? is there some kind of ios setting that just makes this work? 110
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 24/12/2025i get such joy out of running btop at 100ms latency and just watching all of the cores freak the fuck out and get to work 010
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 19/12/2025cleaned the bathroom just to feel something 100
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 16/12/2025watching a bunch of pit maneuvers on youtube. none of the before or after people stuff, just hardcore car-on-car action. 000
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 16/12/2025watching movies on apple tv has become enshittified well past any kind of redemption arc. a future where we can just browse movies without being dark patterned into partner subscriptions is well past the horizon of my lifetime. what a bummer haha. happy holidays everyone. 030
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 10/12/2025i love @kagi.com . this link is good for 3 free months of kagi and can be redeemed up to three times. hope you like it, too. kagi.com/p/THANKSGIVI... 000
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 04/12/2025the only thing more difficult than divorce is putting a comforter into a duvet. 100
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 03/12/2025listening to chicago leads to some difficult thoughts. chicago is allright. everything is tight, and it's good in the way that a bunch of studio musicians might jam together after having met an hour beforehand. peter cetera though is s-tier shit and takes the band as high as it can realistically go. 101
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 02/12/2025solved a real problem with acetone / nail polish remover 110
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 29/11/2025the irony of slack asking me if i wanted to win a productivity boost by reorganizing my sidebar 000
Reposted by resident dipshitben driscoll @daisyowl.com · 24/11/2025maybe i am going insane 154179873833
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 25/11/2025today i framed a @kurzgesagt.org poster that i've had for ages but had forgotten about. years later it comes out of the tube. this is its hello world. a+++ 030
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 25/11/2025ah, this is the internet i remember www.reddit.com/r/beebutts/reddit.comFor the Butts of Beesr/beebutts 000
Reposted by resident dipshitU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 23/11/2025There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music. 12044391814
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 24/11/2025and now that i have broken a plate i've decided to cook some chicken thighs. i've already had dinner. don't care. i'm working on a Handbook for the Recently Divorced. it's gonna be a banger. packed with lots of things like the chicken thighs. 110
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 23/11/2025i bought a cheap timex quartz wristwatch because my apple watch was making me tired -- i felt like i was always adjusting it or dealing with notifications. i've got to say, i love this thing. i never have to charge it. it doesn't beep at me. the battery will last for years. 210
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 22/11/2025watching a youtube video just to get it off of my timeline 000
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 21/11/2025these ghouls. how dare they opt me in to that. turned off on all accounts ty. 100
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 20/11/2025i'm going to have to get a new phone number. it can't be any worse than the spam texts i get all thoughout the day now. 000
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 19/11/2025added some much needed #branding to my linkedin profile 020
Reposted by resident dipshitSam Rose @samwho.dev · 19/11/2025An MCP server that reminds you to add “blazing fast” to your README when it notices you writing Rust code. 1141
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 19/11/2025ahh nuts, i thought Andor was an apple tv+ show. just can't subscribe to yet another thing to watch one series. 000
resident dipshit @collinvandyck.bsky.social · 19/11/2025for me, it's not only that it's just unquestioningly repulsive, but that the character of our nation is so corrupted that many people celebrate it. it's just a thought that only leads to worse thoughts. 021
