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Santa's #1 Crony

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Santa's #1 Crony @colliculus.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
it's crazy how forthright and proud of his incompetence he is. meanwhile, iran is hiring mental health professionals to fine-tune communications with trump.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22/06/2026
Q: There was a moment yesterday when Araghchi did not shake your hand, then he walked out. Did you feel snubbed by that? JD VANCE: No. Sometimes I find the Iranians extremely confusing as negotiators.
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Santa's #1 Crony @colliculus.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
what is this...i love it
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MØL - Hud (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
YouTube video by Nuclear Blast Records
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
These are simply the dumbest people of all time.
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 11/06/2026
turns out every writer who imagined a dystopian future where authoritarians openly lied to you through the television vastly overestimated the intelligence and commitment of their fictional antagonists
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Santa's #1 Crony @colliculus.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
HOLY SHIT the new TO THE GRAVE single absolute fucks, jfc we are so barack
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TO THE GRAVE - EYESTALK ABLATIONS (Official Video)
YouTube video by To The Grave
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Santa's #1 Crony @colliculus.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
*an ethical position and lifestyle choice which aims to reduce suffering* most people: what a fucking annoying subhuman
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🔥💀LA MANTIA!💀🔥 @lamantia.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Rebirth (2019) - Felt like an appropriate piece to mark my celebration of being on HRT for 90 days!
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Collins: Bezos said that you could double his taxes and it's not going to help that teacher in Queens. Mamdani: I know a few teachers in Queens who would beg to differ.
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I genuinely fear that when Talarico is leading Paxton on election night governor hot wheels will send in the national guard to seize the ballots and I'm not even kidding.
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I continue to be amazed by the new ways this administration finds to threaten the whole nation's economic survival, simply in order to be seen as sufficiently cruel to a given group of people
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Santa's #1 Crony @colliculus.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
records that i'm lukewarm on but need more time to form an opinion on: fenian by kneecap, ....beginning of the end by portrayal of guilt, and dawn of the iconoclast by worm shepherd. quick recommendations: saggital by snake father, genesis by wormhole, this used to be heaven by angelmaker
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Santa's #1 Crony @colliculus.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
their musical output, along with their tenacity in terms of making sure you never forget that darko is around, is impressive. i hope that i have more to say about this record as i sit with it more. recommended from oni 2
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Requiem Of Elijah
YouTube video by Darko US - Topic
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Santa's #1 Crony @colliculus.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
it feels like another is starting. i have to hand it to them, and i mean this sincerely and as a compliment, they are doing an incredible brand-building and marketing job with darko as an entity.
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Santa's #1 Crony @colliculus.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
that feels like darko is getting close to being sonically pigeonholed, i think that tom and baby j are doing just enough to maintain attention in their chelsea-grin-adjacent project. this is said with the consideration that as soon as one album cycle ends for darko,
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Santa's #1 Crony @colliculus.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
lastly, i haven't fully formed an articulate opinion about this record yet, but i'm interested in what oni 2 by darko is bringing to the table. this is the first darko record that i feel a tangible and overarching atmosphere to, almost immediately. while there is also a piece of me
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Santa's #1 Crony @colliculus.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
beacons of what would come on hell paso and 9 lives. the pair of records in harold saul high and sellout represent the transitory "in-between" records that are my two favorites in his catalog. recommended from harold saul high
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Koe Wetzel - Forever (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Koe Wetzel
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Santa's #1 Crony @colliculus.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
this record represents koe's willingness and desire to push into a sound that some might consider less "koe", but are far more interesting and engaging. standout songs like "powerball", "ragweed", and "too high to cry" are, in an anachronistic way,
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Santa's #1 Crony @colliculus.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
when i listened to (and couldn't stop coming back to) harold saul high with a fresh perspective that could only come from years away. songs like "forever" and "sancho" are much closer to homages to noise complaint, but tracks that fit that description are fewer and farther between.
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Santa's #1 Crony @colliculus.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
to switch gears a bit, i'm going back to koe wetzel ahead of his next album release and re-familiarizing myself with his past few albums. while i've listening to koe for the better part of 10 years, i wouldn't have called myself a true fan at any point in the past. that changed recently
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Santa's #1 Crony @colliculus.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
this skillful combination of taste and technique make songs like "the vessel" fly off the page at me. recommended from too fast to die
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ARCHSPIRE - THE VESSEL (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO) 2026
YouTube video by Archspiremetal
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Santa's #1 Crony @colliculus.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
a fan is how groovy this record is. while it is fast, heavy, and in-your-face, there are also plenty of moments where there is space to breathe and to appreciate the taste of the artist over the pure (and impressive) technique.
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Santa's #1 Crony @colliculus.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
an independently (crowd sourced) funded, produced, marketed, and released record that took years to make. and holy shit does the time, effort, blood, sweat, and tears show through on this thing. the main element of this record that switched me from a casual observer to
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Santa's #1 Crony @colliculus.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
i've been aware of archspire for a few years, but bleed the future never captured me. i even saw archspire live and while their live shows are incredible, and there were plenty of headbanging moments, i still didn't get into them. now here comes too fast to die,
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Santa's #1 Crony @colliculus.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
recommended from khaos
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Skin Walker
YouTube video by Kanine - Topic
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Santa's #1 Crony @colliculus.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
loud the drop is. the musical palette is slightly expanded on khaos, enough to show growth and experimentation, but don't expect anything like the technicality of the next record i want to talk about
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Santa's #1 Crony @colliculus.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
records, khaos is a major step up. the vocals noticeably improved (not that they were bad before, but damn they are great now) and the same stupidly heavy breakdowns are plentiful. the clipping during the bass drops is kind of annoying but it's also hilarious because of how it implies how
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Santa's #1 Crony @colliculus.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
i got into kanine's previous album karnage when it came out and really enjoyed the straightforward approach to deathcore that is stupidly heavy. there are nostalgic video game references peppered in between the mega-bass-boosted breakdowns. the same is true for khaos, but when comparing the two
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Santa's #1 Crony @colliculus.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
i haven't talked about music for a minute so i'm going to commit myself to a thread about what i've been listening to lately 🎧 🧵
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Jonathan M. Katz @katz.theracket.news · 23/05/2026
This is literally the Mindy Kaling bit
You guys, I'm like really smart now, you don't even know.
Scranton
You could ask me "Kelly, what's the biggest company in the world?" and I'd be like
"blah blah blah blah blah blah blah"
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David Combest @decombest.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
When politicians say they can't hold corporations accountable, remember: they can. They just choose not to.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22/05/2026
Trump: "He's a dumb person! D-U-M. Not the B. Most people don't know it has a B."
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
With the Strait of Hormuz blocked, ~20% of the world's energy supply isn't flowing, nor are key components of fertilizer, metallurgy, and more. Even if the war ends tomorrow — it won't — some disruption is locked in. For example, making companies confident Hormuz is free of mines will take months.
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
BREAKING NYT: The FBI began investigating a New York Times reporter last month after she wrote about Kash Patel using bureau personnel to provide his girlfriend with government security and transportation, according to a person briefed on the matter.
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F.B.I. Said to Have Investigated Times Reporter After Article on Patel’s Girlfriend
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Santa's #1 Crony @colliculus.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
i'm pretty uninitiated when it comes to tech death, but i'm super impressed with every aspect of this album: it feels punchy, driven, and tight - never feels like the albums dragging and always feels groovy. this could easily work its way into my top 10 most played records this year.
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Santa's #1 Crony @colliculus.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
if you're living your life right, you already know this, but if you're like me and were unaware: the new archspire record is fucking great.
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ARCHSPIRE - THE VESSEL (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO) 2026
YouTube video by Archspiremetal
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Fight For A Union @fightforaunion.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Today is the day! In the face of these unprecedented attacks on working people, our movement has only grown stronger and more united: working people deserve more money, real power, and full respect. We don’t need kings. #NoKings Join us: bit.ly/FightforNoKings28
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No Kings
As the president escalates his authoritarian power grab, the NO KINGS non-violent movement continues to rise stronger. We are united once again to remind the world: America has No Kings and the power ...
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dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
this is really a loaded line of questioning, since the premise is based on a fictional reality where Patel isn't a malicious hire whose inability to function as a competent director wasn't his primary qualification.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19/03/2026
COHEN: The people you fired were experts on Iran, were they not? PATEL: I don't believe so COHEN: They worked in counterintelligence, did they not? PATEL: I'm taking you at your word COHEN: You're the director. I'm not. You should know the answer
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
dr. robby: we have a patient in er room 1. health is at 1%. ideas, people me: 1 dose of the correct kind of medicine, stat! dr. mohan: oh my god. patient’s health is now 100% dr. robby: do you want to ride motorcycles with me me: no. i have to go home and post on bluesky — the world’s #1 site
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Santa's #1 Crony @colliculus.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
vibes-based warfare. trust the process bro.
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Santa's #1 Crony @colliculus.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
of course i forgot though...where's steven seagal in all of this??
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Santa's #1 Crony @colliculus.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
no offense to the bad guy, but calling this "historic" assumes that chael sonnen is booked solid for the next 3 years and couldn't be bothered. forrest whitaker, bas rutton, anderson silva, lyoto machida....all of them so busy that the federal law enforcement agency calls an opportunity "historic"
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Santa's #1 Crony @colliculus.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
this is why conservatives have denied the impact of global warming for all these years!!
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Santa's #1 Crony @colliculus.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
we deserve our demise at this point.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Rep. Massie agreeing with UTK College Republicans that Trump’s war is not “America first”
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David J. Bier @davidjbier.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
CBS obtained video of the DHS killing of an unarmed man in Texas that DHS concealed for nearly a year, which clearly contradicts claims that he violently rammed anyone. He is shot with his brake lights on, car not moving or barely moving. Another DHS crime.
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Alexander Clarkson @aphclarkson.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
1. In strategic terms this is correct. 2. The US military and intelligence apparatus still has immense resources and a lot of skilled people capable of big tactical wins in airstrike targeting and maybe down the line seizing Kharg. 3. Hubris generated by 2. reinforces 1.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
the duration of the conflict is one thing, 'keeping the Strait of Hormuz closed' is another, because while there are ton of actors involved almost all of them have a vested interest in reopening passage. Even the Houthis have ties to China, where about a third of that oil goes in normal times.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Trump is a fucking disaster in every area of presidential responsibility.
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