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Colleen Smith

@colleensmi.bsky.social
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I’m a writer, actress, puppeteer and fictional historian! colleensmi.com

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
My hot take on the Coldplay Canoodlers? There shouldn’t be kiss cams at concerts. This ain’t baseball, how much downtime is there at a concert. I paid a fortune in surcharges, ONLY THE BAND ON ANY SCREEN
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Peggy E @peggerpoo2.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Mike Mitchell Collaboration: “Miss Belinda Mae Pearl is dressed and ready…let the flirting commence!” #photography #photographynature #photographyislife #photographyisart #photooftheday #natureshots #naturephoto #art2art #trollsthemovie #kungfupanda4 #thebarbarianandthetroll
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Colleen Smith @colleensmi.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Classmates dot com keeps sending me emails
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Colleen Smith @colleensmi.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Every caps lock I’ve ever had on every computer I’ve ever had…sticks
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Colleen Smith @colleensmi.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Thank you past me for leaving tissues in all my pockets
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Colleen Smith @colleensmi.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
When I was 9 I got a UTI and I thought maybe a bug had gotten into my pee hole and died and that was what was wrong. That 9 year old knew more about the human body than RFK
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Colleen Smith @colleensmi.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Bad guys do sometimes kick the bucket!
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Colleen Smith @colleensmi.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
All tomato sauce does is explode in the microwave
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Colleen Smith @colleensmi.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Mar 28, Guillotine’s Funeral!
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
"Stick to comedy" they say, as an unelected emerald mine trust fund baby guts the entire infrastructure of the United States and whatnot.
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Colleen Smith @colleensmi.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I call dibs on the horror movie based on this!
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Colleen Smith @colleensmi.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Mar 25, Wendy’s and Shirtwaist Fires!
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
this middle-aged Arab guy's instagram has the absolute best aphorisms. "Why would you stop in Hell?"
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Colleen Smith @colleensmi.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Mar 21, The first tweet!
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marybeard @wmarybeard.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Today is the Ides of March. Here is Julius Caesar stabbed in the back (in fact he was stabbed in the front). He defended himself with his stylus (I talk about pens as a key attribute of emperors in my recent emperor book).
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Colleen Smith @colleensmi.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Happy Ides of March!
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Colleen Smith @colleensmi.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
My favorite film genres 5. A terrible person is murdered. Which terrible person did it? 4. Meryl Streep 3. Long in a fun way 2. Generational lady bonding 1. Bottle episode but a movie
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Colleen Smith @colleensmi.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Mar 9, Barbie becomes!
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Colleen Smith @colleensmi.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I think I found my next career!
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
TOMORROW- Friday, February 28th is BLACKOUT FRIDAY! If you believe we are in danger of losing our Democracy forever, FIGHT BACK! Let's make our voices heard in numbers too big to ignore. JOIN US if you've had it with Comrade Krasnov. 🤬 🇷🇺 #24HourEconomicBlackout
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Colleen Smith @colleensmi.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Gene Hackman in everything but Gene Hackman in Unforgiven and Superman and The Royal Tenenbaums and The Birdcage
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Colleen Smith @colleensmi.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Feb 26, Grand Canyon becomes National Park!
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Colleen Smith @colleensmi.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Feb 25th, Pope excommunicates Queen Elizabeth I! #history #tudors #catholics
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Kelsey Hightower @kelseyhightower.com · 18/02/2025
They don't want to teach history so they can repeat it.
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marybeard @wmarybeard.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
In the classical world, to claim power over the sea was a clear sign of the ABUSE of power: Xerxes having the sea whipped, Roman plutocrats building over it. I think I know what they would have thought about RE-NAMING it!
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand. #resist
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Colleen Smith @colleensmi.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Happy birthday @peggerpoo2.bsky.social
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
KNOW YOUR
RIGHTS
IN CASE OF ICE:
CONOCE TUS DERECHOS
EN CASO DE ENCUENTRO CON ICE:DO NOT OPEN YOUR DOOR.
ICE cannot enter your home without a warrant signed by a judge.
Tell the agents to show you the warrant by sliding it under the door.
NO ABRAS TU PUERTA.
ICE no puede entrar a tu casa sin una orden firmada por un juez. Diles a los agentes que te muestren la orden deslizándola debajo de la puerta.ASK THEM
TO LEAVE.
If ICE doesn't have a warrant, tell them you do not consent for them to enter your home and ask them to leave. At work, ICE cannot enter employee-only areas without permission.
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PÍDALES QUE SE VAYAN.
Si ICE no tiene una orden judicial, diles que no das tu consentimiento para que entren a tu casa y pídeles que se vayan. En el trabajo, ICE no puede ingresar a áreas exclusivas para empleados sin permiso.REMAIN SILENT.
You have the right to remain silent.
If the agents ask you questions, tell them,
"I wish to remain silent."
PERMANECE EN SILENCIO.
Tienes derecho a permanecer en silencio.
Si los agentes te hacen preguntas, diles:
"Deseo permanecer en silencio".
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Colleen Smith @colleensmi.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
So do we all need to get the measles vaccine now?
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Colleen Smith @colleensmi.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Feb 12, Dior Launches the “New Look” #dior #fashion #ww2
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Colleen Smith @colleensmi.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Feb 7, An earthquake causes a river to reverse!
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons
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Colleen Smith @colleensmi.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Feb 5, It’s never too late to send somebody to prison!
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Colleen Smith @colleensmi.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Feb 4, Facebook is Launched #facebook
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Colleen Smith @colleensmi.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Feb 3, Holly, Valens & Bopper’s plane crashes!
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Colleen Smith @colleensmi.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Feb 3, Holly, Valens & Bopper’s plane crashes!
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Colleen Smith @colleensmi.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Feb 2, On this day in History! Ice Cream Scoop!
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Colleen Smith @colleensmi.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Feb 1, On This Day in History!
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Colleen Smith @colleensmi.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Jan 31, McDonald’s in Russia! #mcdonalds #russia
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
"The buck stops here"- Harry Truman "I don't take any responsibility at all."- DJT
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Colleen Smith @colleensmi.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Jan 30, On This Day in History!
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
The campaign against trans rights is also about stripping away everyone’s protections against discrimination, reviving, as Douglass put it “the moral blindness” of those who “persuade themselves that they are safe, though the rights of others may be struck down.” www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
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The Attack on Trans Rights Won’t End There
Once legal rights begin to fall, they fall for everyone.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
i smell a pulitzer
Newspaper headline reads “China may be using sea to hide its submarines.”
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Colleen Smith @colleensmi.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
@pftompkins.bsky.social I wanted to comment on your berry scientist post! I had things to say.
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Colleen Smith @colleensmi.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Sometimes I have a memory of watching Murder She Wrote and it washes over me in a happy shiver.
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Colleen Smith @colleensmi.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
On this day in history! Jan 27!
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