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Cdub

@colleenie.bsky.social
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A basic witch. An aspiring improv troupe member. A random rando. All walk into a bar…

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Cdub @colleenie.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Everyone wondering what Putin “has” on trump is missing the idea that he probably has daddy issues and is trying to appease the wounds of his childhood while the rest of the world suffers because of his feelings. Dudes literally turning to fascism instead of going to therapy.
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Cdub @colleenie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ted lasso just makes me cry each time wtf man.
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Cdub @colleenie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
If you’re building a bridge and you dont name it Einstein-Rosen what are you even doing with your life.
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Cdub @colleenie.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Is the peaky blinders guy hot or what ?
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Cdub @colleenie.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Americans can be trusted to do the right thing after all other options have been exhausted but can ya like,,, just get there already ?
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Cdub @colleenie.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Based on the strait of Hormuz catastrophe I suspect that the best way to get trump to care abut #nato is to kick the US out. Someone hire me as a strategist pls.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/04/2026
i will never forget how elon musk said absolutely nothing at all about the NASA artemis ii mission except one post making fun of that women who took the photo of the launch in the reflection of her glasses. he hates space
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Cdub @colleenie.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
How can anyone actually work today.
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Cdub @colleenie.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Potato!
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Cdub @colleenie.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
We need to bring shame and embarrassment back into the zeitgeist
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Cdub @colleenie.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Cc: @bencollins.bsky.social my 12 year old really enjoys your publication.
Kids cartoon of a car and a chicken reading the onion.
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Cdub @colleenie.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Some people think about the Roman Empire often but I’m cut from a different cloth I think about MuffinTops from Seinfeld at least once a week.
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Cdub @colleenie.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Can we seal them in?
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Cdub @colleenie.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Congratulations @mark-carney.bsky.social now don’t fuck it up.
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Cdub @colleenie.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Canada is literally a beacon of democracy and liberalism and doing what’s right, not succumbing to catchphrases and fearmongering - and I could not be more proud.
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Cdub @colleenie.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Blessed to live in a country that only has a 5 week election schedule and limited political advertising. My nervous system is shot.
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Cdub @colleenie.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Dow Jones? More like down jones amirite? 🫠
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Cdub @colleenie.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
So are we tariff-ied or tariff-ic?
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Cdub @colleenie.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Like anyone who has ever suffered through living with an abuser - you don’t ever EVER give them what they want, because it’s never about what they say they want.
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Cdub @colleenie.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Amazing that the US exited Afghanistan, saw the result and said: “ooo yah baby we want summa that!”
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Cdub @colleenie.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Canada does NOT want this.
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Cdub @colleenie.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Had a (East coast based) US coworker tell me “we started building a trench to separate us from CA, OR and WA” and my dude - you do not understand how much money CA brings to the table do you? Also. Aren’t you all Americans? We are degenerating to a city-state/regionalism type of citizenship huh?
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Cdub @colleenie.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
My mom got diagnosed with cancer Feb 4 and she had a consult yesterday and is literally going into surgery Feb 25 FOR FREE so fuck off with your myth of American exceptionalism and your supposed 51st state bullshit.
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Cdub @colleenie.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Earths an egg and it’s about to crack.
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I realize now that I have a “trade deficit” with the store across the street. I walked over and bought a jug of milk. The store is abusing me and I’m tired of subsidizing it by buying something at a fair price that I want. I’m going to apply a tariff that will raise the future price of milk for me.
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Cdub @colleenie.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I KNEW IT!!!!!!!
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Cdub @colleenie.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Canada - where comedy is still legal.
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Cdub @colleenie.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Don’t threaten me with a good time
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 03/02/2025
i love that in addition to everything else, elon musk is the dumbest asshole on the planet
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Cdub @colleenie.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Since the lines on a map are up for grabs I think Canada should merge with California Oregon and Washington. Why not? They seem a bit frazzled at the moment.
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Cdub @colleenie.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
To all Americans. If you heard about the Canadian retaliation to tariffs I want you all to know that, for real, that was a Canadian yelling at you.
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Cdub @colleenie.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
He should try signal
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Cdub @colleenie.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
My dog is near her end of life and we are keeping her as comfortable as we can. Last night she pooped, puked, and peed. This morning my husband barfed after cleaning it up. Apropos for this Inauguration Day.
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Cdub @colleenie.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Apropos of nothing I’m learning War Pigs on the old guitar today. Gonna need this energy.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 20/01/2025
All that matters is power and how it’s wielded. And it’s worth thinking about the different kinds of power and who you think has it.
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Cdub @colleenie.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
My next imaginary thesis. Resiliency Tears: Defining personal support tiers in a capitalist environment.
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Cdub @colleenie.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Really wish billionaires would stop contributing bullshit words and pontification to all the problems in the world right now and start contributing with cash. Zuck and his “masculine energy” can go fuck itself. This is hardly a solution.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
It’s fucked up that some of you are starting accounts on that Chinese social media place. For one, that website might steal your information. For another, it might be owned by a terrible person trying to undermine American democracy. For a third thing, the owner might keep lying about going to mars.
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Erica Wilkinson @everywhereerica.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I want to stress again, that Americans hate and distrust Elon and Zuck SO MUCH that they've voluntarily given their data to China, and BEGUN LEARNING MANDARIN TO DO IT. And they're having FUN. Whew. It's going to be a wild ride.
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dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
mark zuckerberg’s entire adult life has been a revenge tour against women
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
If you’re telling people things are so bad that there’s no time to talk about their hobbies and interests and little joys, it turns out you DO have time for a hobby: being an insufferable douche.
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Cdub @colleenie.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
As a Woman on the Internet ™️ I will always and forever ignore a DM that just says “hi” even if it’s from a colleague at work. Left. On. Read. You want something? Get to the point!!!!
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Cdub @colleenie.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Everyone wants technology to deliver innovation but have you considered innovating yourself?
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Cdub @colleenie.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
This day needs a cat pic.
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Cdub @colleenie.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
The sad reality of humanity is that we don’t never learn from someone else’s mistakes.
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Cdub @colleenie.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
So Trudeau is gonna resign? Good. This is the only way we can fight the angry stupid masses flocking to conservatives, replace Trudy with someone competent with an actual plan. Hopefully this will sway voters. PP isn’t gonna lower the price of groceries or make more houses. He’s a fool.
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Cdub @colleenie.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I keep thinking this scratch on my phone screen is a cat hair and I will probably try to wipe it off until I die.
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Cdub @colleenie.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Watched Netflix’s “Polo” hoping to learn something about training the horses or…. Anything more than just it’s a sport for hyper focused weirdos whose happiness depends on ONE thing and the one dude says he puts family first but then takes off all the time. What weirdos. H&M - your shows suck.
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