Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Well as long as he's looking at it very strongly... 000
Reposted by Collapse LaughsMichael Feinberg @michael-feinberg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026We’re being fought to a draw by Iran, and we can’t protect our aircraft from them in, ahem, the United Kingdom, but at least the Defense Department is winning the war on — let me check my notes — beards and wokeness. Pete Hegseth is clearly the second coming of George Marshall.nytimes.comU.S. Rushes to Withdraw Bombers From U.K. Air Base After New ThreatsThe withdrawal came with unusual speed, following what U.S. officials said were threats of an Iran-based plot against the installation. 1131071
Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Didn't the Supreme Court flick Joe Biden's balls recently for trying to forgive student loan debt on the grounds that Congress has the Power of the Purse™️ and it's unconstitutional for the President to unilaterally make financial appropriations? 000
Reposted by Collapse LaughsJeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Chubmarine so cute. Chubmarine have no cares. 1148678
Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"I'm going to send out government checks for $5,000 and then if you get sick you can directly pay the hospital $15,000. You're welcome." 000
Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Money can't buy class. There's a reason why Trump's voters are all hillbilly trash and new money grifter scum. Deplorable was an understatement, fuck these scumbags. 000
Reposted by Collapse LaughsRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 01/10/202625th Amendment? We can’t even get network news to air it or even mention it. It’s a massive national media coverup to hide the fact the we have an addled president. 993177545299
Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Anyone else noticing every single midterm ad targeting the "I'm not gonna wear a mask during a pandemic because you can't live your life in fear" crowd boils down to "DEMERKATS DANGEROUS CRIME IMMGANTS CRIME CITIES CRIME BROWN PEOPLE CRIME CRIME DANGER DANGER DANGER CRIME BE AFRAID VOTE MAGA!" 000
Reposted by Collapse LaughsAbdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026We can make more jobs and drop the price of electricity while solving the climate crisis, too. 20484032322
Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This might be the first time I've ever heard a politician describe a trip to the grocery store and not sound like they're describing an exotic bird they've never actually seen but heard a friend of a friend describe one they saw once. 001
Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026AI executives: Holy shit we've lost control and might literally destroy the human race, we need government oversight. Republicans: AI companies don't need government oversight they can police themselves, we're far more concerned with policing a half dozen trans athletes that might exist. 000
Reposted by Collapse LaughsSean Casten @seancasten.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This from a man who has asked his son to monitor his on-line porn consumption. 1303420689
Reposted by Collapse LaughsThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Racist anti-Muslim Trump advisor Laura Loomer: “Maybe we need another 9/11.” 😕 Where is the multi-week media freakout? Why is Trump + every Republican not asked about it every day? What would they be doing if @hasandpiker said it? (H/T @qasimrashid.com ) 100642220
Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026So did we just stop trying to figure out who Epstein's co-conspiators were? Because I haven't seen any media coverage since Trump jumped ass-first into a war with Iran. I want to see some sex pests get publicly exposed and locked up forever. 000
Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Good time to remember Google isn't the only map app. There's Magic Earth, OsmAnd, Organic Maps, Waze, TomTom etc There's also Proton Mail and Proton Drive, Brave browser and Brave search, and a million other ways to tell Google fuck you. 000
Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Work life balance be likestatic.klipy.comStar Wars: Luke Skywalker Training with YodaAlt: Star Wars: Luke Skywalker Training with Yoda 000
Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026When we talk about healthcare and infrastructure, Republicans say "don't be naive, we can't afford to pay for that. It's idealistic but too expensive." When we talk about tripling the ICE budget to $30 billion suddenly "how do we pay for it" is not an issue. It's about priorities. 000
Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Can someone please explain why there's a ton of media focus on the WNBA for someone with zero sports knowledge? Wrong answers only, if I wanted facts I'd just search it😆 000
Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026THE DUDE CAN'T FUCKING READ you sent him a sternly worded goddamn motherfucking LETTER?! 000
Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Hasan Piker: *Simply exists* Media Pundits to Every Democrat: DO YOU AGREE WITH EVERYTHING HASAN PIKER HAS EVER SAID AND DO YOU THINK HE'S PRETTIER THAN ME AND DO YOU WANT TO SUCK HIS ANUS HOLE?! Dems: Uhh.. Pundits: YOU WANT TONGUE HASAN PIKER BODY?! Dems: Uhh.. Pundits: Y R U A JIHADIST?!?! 020
Reposted by Collapse LaughsAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 11/08/2026if i were a dem politician asked about hasan piker i would simply say “i will answer your question about the twitch streamer no one has heard of but first i would like to point out the president was best friends with the worlds most notorious child rapist and yall stopped asking him about that” 454824927
Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Any time I see the Aramark logo I know I'm about to get massively over charged for barely edible food 000
Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 09/08/2026If you ever sat out an election because you feel like your vote doesn't matter, ask yourself why are MAGA Republicans trying so hard to stop you from voting if it doesn't matter? 000
Reposted by Collapse LaughsMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/08/2026The RNC admits that Donald J. Trump is a pedophile: 28962511734
Reposted by Collapse LaughsI 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 08/08/2026The best day is CaturDogDay…. 231254139
Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Capitalism is a failed experiment. There is literally nowhere within a reasonable drive from my job that I can afford to rent. Fuck it, let's try communism because the capitalists have fucked the rest of us so hard communism couldn't possibly be worse. What's left to lose? 000
Reposted by Collapse LaughsMS NOW @ms.now · 05/08/2026MS NOW's Chris Jansing reports from El-Sayed's Detroit headquarters on election night. 1336580
Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Donald Trump never met a sex pest he didn't likeopen.spotify.comThe Tangled Tale of the Tate Brothers and the TrumpsThe Daily · Episode 000
Reposted by Collapse LaughsThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 30/07/2026😕🤷🏼 313117075088
Reposted by Collapse LaughsMike Masnick @masnick.com · 30/07/2026The most predictable progression in the world... Tip to reporters who don't want to look like absolute tools: don't report on what Musk *says* as if it means anything at all. 212337452
Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Im just so glad we didnt elect Kambambala Harrison because she wouldve started a war with Iranistan and made gas over $4 a gallon 000
Reposted by Collapse LaughsCrowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026chart for dinner 201543409
Reposted by Collapse Laughs Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 22/07/2026Oh he gets all the credit. 813735
Reposted by Collapse LaughsPa-‘Trick-Or-Treat’ Barron 🐻〽️ @bluebarronphoto.bsky.social · 22/07/2026One of my views in Katmai National Park last week. Count the bears! The salmon are coming in and the bears are hungry! 19565331271
Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 22/07/2026If MAGA can co-opt the Republican party, Democratic Socialists should have no problem co-opting the Democratic party. The establishment is rotten, the opposition is pickled in their own propaganda. Don't let them fool you with 🐂💩 lies that the candidate you really want is unelectable in a general 000
Reposted by Collapse Laughs███ACTED @vicjager.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Trump threatened Canada with tariffs over wildfire smoke. Here's a video of Canadian water bombers fighting wildfires in California last year. It's called being neighborly. 810341
Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026When there were wildfires in the US, Canada sent resources to help douse the flames. But tariffs are also a way to react to a neighbor's house burning... 100
Reposted by Collapse LaughsSam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 15/07/2026This is amazing news. I still think we should brand everybody who ever worked there with a cattle iron but it’s gone.orlandosentinel.comAlligator Alcatraz is no more. Tents, cars, signs disappear from airport site“Not much left but a couple of trucks and a few contractors standing around,” pilot Ra Schooley, who took aerial photos Sunday morning, remarked. 182991413
Reposted by Collapse LaughsThe PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Hatred of AI now reaching the level of cultural consensus that becomes attractive to advertisers 11149353714
Reposted by Collapse LaughsSeth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Diarrhea was one of those words that I could never remember how to spell…but now, thanks to the all-diarrhea all-the-time news cycle, I’ve finally got it committed to memory. There’s an upside to everything I guess, even an outbreak of explosive diarrhea. 611391117
Reposted by Collapse LaughsKaren K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 13/07/2026It feels ridiculous to be told my entire life the importance of reducing my energy usage and switching to stuff like LED bulbs and then read reports of energy prices spiking in many US communities due to data centers. 293119512691
Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Republicans: Population crisis! We can't make number go up forever if families™️ stop having babies WHITE BABIES! Also Republicans: No healthcare. No maternity leave. No public schools. No student debt forgiveness. No rent freezes. No antitrust enforcement. Hey why aren't you having white babies?! 000