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Just some light-hearted commentary on the inevitable collapse of American civilization 🐜🫖🍜

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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well as long as he's looking at it very strongly...
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Michael Feinberg @michael-feinberg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We’re being fought to a draw by Iran, and we can’t protect our aircraft from them in, ahem, the United Kingdom, but at least the Defense Department is winning the war on — let me check my notes — beards and wokeness. Pete Hegseth is clearly the second coming of George Marshall.
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U.S. Rushes to Withdraw Bombers From U.K. Air Base After New Threats
The withdrawal came with unusual speed, following what U.S. officials said were threats of an Iran-based plot against the installation.
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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Didn't the Supreme Court flick Joe Biden's balls recently for trying to forgive student loan debt on the grounds that Congress has the Power of the Purse™️ and it's unconstitutional for the President to unilaterally make financial appropriations?
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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
EXCELLENT FUCKING POINT!💯🚂
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Chubmarine so cute. Chubmarine have no cares.
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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"I'm going to send out government checks for $5,000 and then if you get sick you can directly pay the hospital $15,000. You're welcome."
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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Money can't buy class. There's a reason why Trump's voters are all hillbilly trash and new money grifter scum. Deplorable was an understatement, fuck these scumbags.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
25th Amendment? We can’t even get network news to air it or even mention it. It’s a massive national media coverup to hide the fact the we have an addled president.
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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anyone else noticing every single midterm ad targeting the "I'm not gonna wear a mask during a pandemic because you can't live your life in fear" crowd boils down to "DEMERKATS DANGEROUS CRIME IMMGANTS CRIME CITIES CRIME BROWN PEOPLE CRIME CRIME DANGER DANGER DANGER CRIME BE AFRAID VOTE MAGA!"
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We can make more jobs and drop the price of electricity while solving the climate crisis, too.
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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This might be the first time I've ever heard a politician describe a trip to the grocery store and not sound like they're describing an exotic bird they've never actually seen but heard a friend of a friend describe one they saw once.
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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
AI executives: Holy shit we've lost control and might literally destroy the human race, we need government oversight. Republicans: AI companies don't need government oversight they can police themselves, we're far more concerned with policing a half dozen trans athletes that might exist.
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Sean Casten @seancasten.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This from a man who has asked his son to monitor his on-line porn consumption.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Racist anti-Muslim Trump advisor Laura Loomer: “Maybe we need another 9/11.” 😕 Where is the multi-week media freakout? Why is Trump + every Republican not asked about it every day? What would they be doing if @hasandpiker said it? (H/T @qasimrashid.com )
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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So did we just stop trying to figure out who Epstein's co-conspiators were? Because I haven't seen any media coverage since Trump jumped ass-first into a war with Iran. I want to see some sex pests get publicly exposed and locked up forever.
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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Good time to remember Google isn't the only map app. There's Magic Earth, OsmAnd, Organic Maps, Waze, TomTom etc There's also Proton Mail and Proton Drive, Brave browser and Brave search, and a million other ways to tell Google fuck you.
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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Work life balance be like
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Star Wars: Luke Skywalker Training with Yoda
Alt: Star Wars: Luke Skywalker Training with Yoda
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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When we talk about healthcare and infrastructure, Republicans say "don't be naive, we can't afford to pay for that. It's idealistic but too expensive." When we talk about tripling the ICE budget to $30 billion suddenly "how do we pay for it" is not an issue. It's about priorities.
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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Can someone please explain why there's a ton of media focus on the WNBA for someone with zero sports knowledge? Wrong answers only, if I wanted facts I'd just search it😆
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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
You're broke anyway. Just delete it.
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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
THE DUDE CAN'T FUCKING READ you sent him a sternly worded goddamn motherfucking LETTER?!
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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hasan Piker: *Simply exists* Media Pundits to Every Democrat: DO YOU AGREE WITH EVERYTHING HASAN PIKER HAS EVER SAID AND DO YOU THINK HE'S PRETTIER THAN ME AND DO YOU WANT TO SUCK HIS ANUS HOLE?! Dems: Uhh.. Pundits: YOU WANT TONGUE HASAN PIKER BODY?! Dems: Uhh.. Pundits: Y R U A JIHADIST?!?!
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
if i were a dem politician asked about hasan piker i would simply say “i will answer your question about the twitch streamer no one has heard of but first i would like to point out the president was best friends with the worlds most notorious child rapist and yall stopped asking him about that”
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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Any time I see the Aramark logo I know I'm about to get massively over charged for barely edible food
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God @thegodshow.com · 09/08/2026
Can I get an amen?
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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
If you ever sat out an election because you feel like your vote doesn't matter, ask yourself why are MAGA Republicans trying so hard to stop you from voting if it doesn't matter?
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The RNC admits that Donald J. Trump is a pedophile:
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The best day is CaturDogDay….
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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Capitalism is a failed experiment. There is literally nowhere within a reasonable drive from my job that I can afford to rent. Fuck it, let's try communism because the capitalists have fucked the rest of us so hard communism couldn't possibly be worse. What's left to lose?
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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
So... just having a normal day.
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MS NOW @ms.now · 05/08/2026
MS NOW's Chris Jansing reports from El-Sayed's Detroit headquarters on election night.
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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Donald Trump never met a sex pest he didn't like
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The Tangled Tale of the Tate Brothers and the Trumps
The Daily · Episode
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
😕🤷🏼
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 30/07/2026
The most predictable progression in the world... Tip to reporters who don't want to look like absolute tools: don't report on what Musk *says* as if it means anything at all.
May 2025 story in the AP: Elon Musk says he will cut back on political spending after heavily backing Trump in 2024

WASHINGTON (AP) — Elon Musk, the richest person in the world and a key financial supporter of President Donald Trump, said Tuesday that he’ll be spending “a lot less” on political campaigns, a reversal that could be a setback for Republicans ahead of next year’s midterm elections.
NPR story: Musk to slow down political spending: 'I think I've done enough'Elon Musk says he ‘got carried away’ in politics, defends DOGEExclusive: Musk plans massive push for GOP in midterms

Tech billionaire Elon Musk is jumping into the midterms with a huge investment in a plan to boost Republican voter turnout, Axios has learned.

Driving the news: Musk is resuscitating his dormant super PAC, America PAC, which spent more than $260 million to help get President Trump elected in 2024.
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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Hot diarrhea summer!
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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Im just so glad we didnt elect Kambambala Harrison because she wouldve started a war with Iranistan and made gas over $4 a gallon
Gas station sign
Unleaded $4.25
Premium $5.45
Ethanol $3.50
Deisel $5.29
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
chart for dinner
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 22/07/2026
Oh he gets all the credit.
Confirmed cases	103,436,829

Deaths	

1,238,563[3] (reported)
1,231,440 (CDC estimate)
1,200,000 (The Economist estimate on January 25, 2022)
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Pa-‘Trick-Or-Treat’ Barron 🐻〽️ @bluebarronphoto.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
One of my views in Katmai National Park last week. Count the bears! The salmon are coming in and the bears are hungry!
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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
If MAGA can co-opt the Republican party, Democratic Socialists should have no problem co-opting the Democratic party. The establishment is rotten, the opposition is pickled in their own propaganda. Don't let them fool you with 🐂💩 lies that the candidate you really want is unelectable in a general
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███ACTED @vicjager.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Trump threatened Canada with tariffs over wildfire smoke. Here's a video of Canadian water bombers fighting wildfires in California last year. It's called being neighborly.
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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
When there were wildfires in the US, Canada sent resources to help douse the flames. But tariffs are also a way to react to a neighbor's house burning...
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 15/07/2026
This is amazing news. I still think we should brand everybody who ever worked there with a cattle iron but it’s gone.
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Alligator Alcatraz is no more. Tents, cars, signs disappear from airport site
“Not much left but a couple of trucks and a few contractors standing around,” pilot Ra Schooley, who took aerial photos Sunday morning, remarked.
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hatred of AI now reaching the level of cultural consensus that becomes attractive to advertisers
A yellow Backmarket poster in the subway showing a pink Game Boy with the caption “AB > AI”
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Diarrhea was one of those words that I could never remember how to spell…but now, thanks to the all-diarrhea all-the-time news cycle, I’ve finally got it committed to memory. There’s an upside to everything I guess, even an outbreak of explosive diarrhea.
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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Yes.🌼🐻
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It feels ridiculous to be told my entire life the importance of reducing my energy usage and switching to stuff like LED bulbs and then read reports of energy prices spiking in many US communities due to data centers.
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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Republicans: Population crisis! We can't make number go up forever if families™️ stop having babies WHITE BABIES! Also Republicans: No healthcare. No maternity leave. No public schools. No student debt forgiveness. No rent freezes. No antitrust enforcement. Hey why aren't you having white babies?!
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