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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 18h

1.5 tanks of gas on the house!

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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Well as long as he's looking at it very strongly...

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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Is Detroit Free Press participating?

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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I swear if the Trump Golden Age forces me to learn about one more fucking strait or other body of water I'm going to throw such a pissy little hissy fit 😤

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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Which Russian oligarch will be paying for the nuptials?

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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Yeah but at least we have heavily armed federal agents roving around American cities abducting civilians off the street and disappearing people to overseas gulags without due process

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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Yeah but I bet the pilots had strong jawlines and could do a fuckton of pushups tho

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Michael Feinberg @michael-feinberg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

We’re being fought to a draw by Iran, and we can’t protect our aircraft from them in, ahem, the United Kingdom, but at least the Defense Department is winning the war on — let me check my notes — beards and wokeness. Pete Hegseth is clearly the second coming of George Marshall.

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U.S. Rushes to Withdraw Bombers From U.K. Air Base After New Threats

The withdrawal came with unusual speed, following what U.S. officials said were threats of an Iran-based plot against the installation.

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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Didn't the Supreme Court flick Joe Biden's balls recently for trying to forgive student loan debt on the grounds that Congress has the Power of the Purse™️ and it's unconstitutional for the President to unilaterally make financial appropriations?

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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It's gonna be real hard to get me upset at Jasmine Crockett for posting lobbying services on her campaign website while the President is using taxpayer money to run "love me love me" ads on TV, having the US Treasury mint Trump coins, selling Trump crypto, Trump Bibles, Trump watches, Trump shoes...

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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Chubmarine so cute. Chubmarine have no cares.

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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"I'm going to send out government checks for $5,000 and then if you get sick you can directly pay the hospital $15,000. You're welcome."

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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Money can't buy class. There's a reason why Trump's voters are all hillbilly trash and new money grifter scum. Deplorable was an understatement, fuck these scumbags.

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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"Washington’s trade war and taunts." Washington's Washington's trade war. Washington's TAUNTS. WASHINGTON'S FUCKING TAUNTS I'm so fucking sick of media unabashedly calling out Dems for everything then suddenly becoming fair and balanced about Trump. Grow a fucking spine.

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Tim Robinson: You Sure About That?

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

25th Amendment? We can’t even get network news to air it or even mention it. It’s a massive national media coverup to hide the fact the we have an addled president.

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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Anyone else noticing every single midterm ad targeting the "I'm not gonna wear a mask during a pandemic because you can't live your life in fear" crowd boils down to "DEMERKATS DANGEROUS CRIME IMMGANTS CRIME CITIES CRIME BROWN PEOPLE CRIME CRIME DANGER DANGER DANGER CRIME BE AFRAID VOTE MAGA!"

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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

So those jobs should now be available for the Heritage Americans™️ who are lining up in droves for meat packing work but haven't been able to because immergants riiiiiiiiight?

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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

We can make more jobs and drop the price of electricity while solving the climate crisis, too.

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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Somehow this ends in Trump renaming it to the Strait of America and then Google Maps will label it Strait of America and then Trump will claim he won and we own the strait

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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The astounding thing about this moment is that Trump was unpopular in 2020 after his complete failure to rise to the moment in the pandemic. Then somehow millions of people forgot about his buffoonery and voted for him again, only to remember now that he is in fact a horse's ass.

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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Mike Rogers couldn't assemble a Barbie Malibu Dreamhouse. That dude can suck a fuck.

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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The next big Republican idea: you're only allowed to buy health insurance if you're terminally ill, in which case you have pre-existing conditions and cannot buy health insurance. Also fuck you, you grubby fuckin mooch.

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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This might be the first time I've ever heard a politician describe a trip to the grocery store and not sound like they're describing an exotic bird they've never actually seen but heard a friend of a friend describe one they saw once.

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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

How could Republicans be expected regulate a technology whos makers claim it could literally destroy humanity when they're so busy regulating a dozen or so transgender high school athletes?

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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

AI executives: Holy shit we've lost control and might literally destroy the human race, we need government oversight. Republicans: AI companies don't need government oversight they can police themselves, we're far more concerned with policing a half dozen trans athletes that might exist.

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Sean Casten @seancasten.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This from a man who has asked his son to monitor his on-line porn consumption.

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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

So you don't have to be smart to be an advisor? How do I sign up? I have TONS of asinine advice I'd be happy to share for a six figure salary!

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Racist anti-Muslim Trump advisor Laura Loomer: “Maybe we need another 9/11.” 😕 Where is the multi-week media freakout? Why is Trump + every Republican not asked about it every day? What would they be doing if @hasandpiker said it? (H/T @qasimrashid.com )

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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The only thing that will save America in the long term is massive investment in education. Trump's supporters are way too easy to dupe.

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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

When does the Trump golden age start?

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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Member when Republicans got all up in a tizzy about Democrats campaigning on affordable healthcare and they claimed they were "giving away free stuff to buy votes"? But Trump literally saying "if you vote for Republicans I will mail everyone a check for $5k" is somehow not buying votes.

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Randy Marsh Says 'Oh, I Member' with Member Berries

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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Are we going to get rid of planes then and go back to beautiful clean trains? Because Trumps strongest and most consistent talking point against windmills is "sometimes birds fly into them so we should stop making them."

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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I thought we decimated Iran's strike capabilities very strongly and sent them back to the stone age? Did we not hit them very strongly enough already?

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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

So did we just stop trying to figure out who Epstein's co-conspiators were? Because I haven't seen any media coverage since Trump jumped ass-first into a war with Iran. I want to see some sex pests get publicly exposed and locked up forever.

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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I've been using Magic Earth and OsmAnd instead of Google Maps for about 2 years and not looking back. Sure Google is marginally better but it comes with the tradeoff of a wildly irresponsible tech corporation harvesting data on my every move.

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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Good time to remember Google isn't the only map app. There's Magic Earth, OsmAnd, Organic Maps, Waze, TomTom etc There's also Proton Mail and Proton Drive, Brave browser and Brave search, and a million other ways to tell Google fuck you.

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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Thanks, CNN. I form most of my political opinions based on Hillary Swank so this is helpful reporting.

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The Office: Woman Holds 'HOT' Sign

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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

When we talk about healthcare and infrastructure, Republicans say "don't be naive, we can't afford to pay for that. It's idealistic but too expensive." When we talk about tripling the ICE budget to $30 billion suddenly "how do we pay for it" is not an issue. It's about priorities.

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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Opus was classic Malkovich. The dudes still got it!

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Collapse Laughs @collapse-laughs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Official pedophile counter Republicans: 78,905 Trans people: 0

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