cz @colinzeal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026That little spark of joy when you find the supermarket you're in stocks your favourite brand of antacids. And then you think oh no. I have a favourite brand of antacids. #soold 010
cz @colinzeal.bsky.social · 12/07/2026You know how footballers are superstitious and have to do exactly the thing that worked last time? They must send Jordan Henderson out to break his other arm. 💪 010
cz @colinzeal.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Next year we'll be as far from Three Lions as Euro 96 was from the World Cup that England won. 010
Reposted by czMegan @forestfauxx.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Happy Twin Peaks Day, my friends ☕️ 2243101803
cz @colinzeal.bsky.social · 27/01/2025If you see this post a fictional artist/band that you would love to see live 030
Reposted by czRhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 24/12/20241/ So, where were we? Oh yep, #duvetknowitschristmas. Firstly, some admin: Twitter/X has evidently been run into the ground by a preening, self-radicalised clot, so while there's a slim possibility that this annual celebration might be thriving over there, I won't know cos I won't be looking. 551424312
cz @colinzeal.bsky.social · 16/10/2024Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, or the breeders. 030
cz @colinzeal.bsky.social · 17/09/2024Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #221,365! 🧐 020
Reposted by czHelen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 05/03/2024Making sure everyone has read Kate Wagner’s absolutely terrific — like a genuinely all-time, Grantland, SBN-in-its-heyday, talk about it 10 years later-style joy to read — F1 article that was mysteriously removed from the Road & Track website shortly after publication web.archive.org/web/20240301...web.archive.orgBehind F1's Velvet CurtainIf you wanted to turn someone into a socialist you could do it in about an hour by taking them for a spin around the paddock of a Formula 1 race. The kind of money I saw will haunt me forever. 33857419
Reposted by czPatrick! @tragicgay.bsky.social · 08/02/2024I think before we get too caught up in what Bluesky should or shouldn’t be we should soberly acknowledge what it is: a retirement home for 2000s forum millennials 15648181328
Reposted by czPhil PlAIt @philplait.bsky.social · 04/12/2023You'd think a Klingon Bird of Prey would have a cloacing device 3228453
![[Scene is a GUY on the top of an unlit bonfire. A CROW is sitting on his outstreched arm.]
GUY:
This is so messed up.
GUY:
I was really looking forward to this party.
GUY:
I mean, you don't expect it, do you?
CROW:
Expect what
GUY:
Well like, you spend all day with your friends getting dressed up for a nice party,
GUY:
And when you get there you find out they've only invited you as an effigy of a 17th century terrorist!
CROW:
That is rude.
GUY:
It's *weird*.
CROW:
Yeah
CROW:
It's almost like... *Wicker Man-ish*.
GUY:
It's very Wicker Man!
GUY:
It really is a lot like that film.
CROW:
Don't worry.
CROW:
It's probably just like a folk-horror themed soirée or something
[Silent panels as the crow looks down at the guy's feet, off-scene].
CROW:
Oop.
[Silent pause. We se a flicker of light begin to grow at the base of the guy's feet].
CROW:
Nope
CROW:
Yeah they really are going to burn you.
GUY:
YOU WEIRD PAGAN SHITS
[Crow flies off]
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