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Colin Fry

@colinfry.bsky.social
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Colin Fry @colinfry.bsky.social · 18h
I don’t really give a shit about the merits. I was just answering your question.
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Colin Fry @colinfry.bsky.social · 18h
The account, not that particular post, is labelled as spam for a good reason. In the last 3 hours, the account has posted or reposted SIXTY-NINE times. (That does not include any replies). That’s pretty fucking spammy.
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Michael West @michaelwestbiz.bsky.social · 22h
The pitch from Axon Enterprise must sound irresistible to police commissioners everywhere. michaelwest.com.au/ai-and-the-polic…
AI and the police. Axon’s phantom officers and a vanishing audit trailThe pitch from Axon Enterprise must sound irresistible to police commissioners everywhere.“In one example we have seen, an otherwise excellent report included a reference to an officer who was not even at the scene.Axon, Palantir and Cellebrite
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Colin Fry @colinfry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Former AFP plod Rohan Pike, who founded the Australian Border Force's Tobacco Strike Team which completely and spectacularly failed to stop illegal imports, has criticised the Victorian Labor government for not moving quickly enough to slow down the distribution networks. Still on the grift too 🙄
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Colin Fry @colinfry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ah, yes indeed.
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Colin Fry @colinfry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Perfect Match is unusual for a dating show in that the ‘romantic’ ‘holiday’ ‘for 2’ that you ‘win’ as a prize was totally chaperoned so no hanky panky between the ‘perfect match’. The chaperones quickly discovered that nobody chaperones the chaperones and so did OK with the horny ones, I believe.
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Colin Fry @colinfry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The word ‘Cremate’ is related…
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Colin Fry @colinfry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I thought you were too tall for a shortlist, but congratulations anyway.
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Worst Movies Ever @worstmovies.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Girls hit your reload button (NO) Girls hit your reload button (NO) Girls hit your reload button (NO) 'Cause upstream junk don′ give it to you 'Cause upstream junk don′ give it to you 'Cause upstream junk don′ give it to you The Bluesky site and we in the spot Don′t believe me just watch (COME on!!)
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Laurent @lozzercozzer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Got plenty of movie themed gems to dip into as the evenings draw in. @alltherightmovies.com @christhebarker.bsky.social
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Colin Fry @colinfry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People will be forced to save … for bread.
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Colin Fry @colinfry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The real test is if you turn gay men straight too.
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Colin Fry @colinfry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
True. My money is on the bimbos having applied to every reality tv show in Australia.
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Colin Fry @colinfry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On the internet, nobody knows you are a dog if you add “I’m not an animal” to your post.
"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog" is an adage and Internet meme about Internet anonymity that began as a caption to a cartoon drawn by Peter Steiner and published in the July 5, 1993, issue of the American magazine The New Yorker. The words are those of a large dog sitting on a chair at a desk, with a paw on the computer's keyboard, speaking to a smaller dog on the floor nearby.
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Colin Fry @colinfry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When it comes to compulsory redundancies…
I like 'em round, and big.
Music video for Sir Mix a Lot’s Baby Got Back
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Colin Fry @colinfry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thanks! I hate signing those.
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Colin Fry @colinfry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some Australians are ‘bung lazy’ — Barnaby Joyce 67% attendance, hey? 🤔 #auspol
theyvoteforyou.org.au

Barnaby Joyce
Pauline Hanson's One Nation Party
Representative for New England
Since December 2025
67% ATTENDANCE
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Colin Fry @colinfry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m glad you found your soulmute.
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Colin Fry @colinfry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’d recommend the backpack I have as it sturdy, but lightweight, large enough, but can be cinched in to meet carry-on limits if not overly full. It’s been ski touring, cycle touring, backpacking the world and shopping. Unfortunately, I’m not sure they still stock backpack models from the 1980s. 😀
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Colin Fry @colinfry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rinehart undoubtedly claimed any and all government rebates possible for the solar panels.
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Colin Fry @colinfry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s got Woody
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Colin Fry @colinfry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Typecast before her acting career even started.
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Colin Fry @colinfry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Huh? It’s not American water and electricity gobbled up by data centres in Australia.
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Colin Fry @colinfry.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
… It took ages to bury him.
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Colin Fry @colinfry.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Still better than the indirect version: “I want to put my penis in the guy next door while he puts his penis in you later tonight”
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Engineer Brains @hhackenbecker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thanks to all the microplastics in our bodies these days, we're going to have to re-certify humans as 99.2% ℮ organic.
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Colin Fry @colinfry.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Seems to be as you describe.
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Colin Fry @colinfry.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“You’re not my real ladder”
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Colin Fry @colinfry.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Got 10 minutes? Got YouTube? Got you covered…
youtu.be
Loony Tom (1951) by James Broughton
YouTube video by JamesBroughtonCinema
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Colin Fry @colinfry.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ah, sorry. That’s a good point.
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Colin Fry @colinfry.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Says Wednesday morning now (was updated 2 minutes ago, so that may have been added then).
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Colin Fry @colinfry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Choose ‘Accessible Services’ and the PTV app still wants you to transfer via this goat track with improvised narrow dirt bridge.
Narrow muddy path though former cow paddock over a short pipe for the creek to flow through.
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Colin Fry @colinfry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Proclaimers are now just a tribute act to themselves. They have had only two new songs in the charts in the last 32 years, and only the UK charts, both peaking around 60th. They were ‘cancelled’ for being rubbish decades ago.
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Colin Fry @colinfry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He insists his lawyer is in the room.
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Colin Fry @colinfry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thinks … “A pineapple? That’s adventurous”
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Colin Fry @colinfry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wow! That’s out of touch for functional wear. It’s (presumably) hard to sell a brand as ‘groovy’, not ‘daggy’ to young women whose great-grandmothers may have been customers in the 60s.
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Colin Fry @colinfry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Perhaps because not everybody has balls…
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Engineer Brains @hhackenbecker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How not to install a security door.
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Colin Fry @colinfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
‘tis the season to be posting… 🎉
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Colin Fry @colinfry.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You can file a complaint here. I guess YouTube will block the ads for your account if they do happen to get a friendly call from the authorities. I doubt any action beyond that will occur, sadly. The site speaks of ‘education’ rather than penalties. www.health.gov.au/topics/smoki...
health.gov.au
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Stuart Palmer @spalm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
TableBuilder says: For 2021 census: Proportion of workers in all healthcare and social assistance industry division not born in Australia - 37.7% Proportion of workers in aged care residential services industry group not born in Australia - 51.1%
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RUOK Speedwagon @uberpaul.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In the fictitious universe envisioned here in which most people don't "keep their job", they didn't account for the fact that if nobody makes any money, nobody can buy anything, so the entire system collapses.
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Colin Fry @colinfry.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Can your AI thwart a violent uprising? We shall see…
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Colin Fry @colinfry.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Colin Fry @colinfry.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Then I’ll do the same to your videos, picking a different corner obviously.
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Colin Fry @colinfry.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They are a tribute act to themselves now. The Proclaimers have had only two new songs in the charts in the last 32 years, and only the UK charts, both peaking around 60th.
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Colin Fry @colinfry.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Worse, for @montygibbon.bsky.social, is their timeline is full of political videos. Would I trust any of them now I’ve seen the use of AI? Hell, no! The timeline videos might well be real, but who has time to verify each one?
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Colin Fry @colinfry.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That is irksome. If you didn’t mean to go back, you could always just go forward again UNLESS their stupid site doesn’t preserve state. Now THAT is irkall :)
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