Cole Sante Warner @colesantewarner.ca · 26/03/2026media.tenor.coma woman says computer says no in front of a plantAlt: GIF from Little Britain of a receptionist checking her computer and responding to a client on the opposite side of her desk, "computer says no" 020 2
Cole Sante Warner @colesantewarner.ca · 18/02/2026This was the first thing I logged on to see... taking the sign. Will be immediately closing after leaving this reply. 120 2
Cole Sante Warner @colesantewarner.ca · 03/02/2026At work I use Onyx Graphics Thrive to process my large format printing jobs. Since we're out of support on our software version (18, current version is 25, minimum support is 22 now), I figured out how to manually alter their printer install files to fix a model change after a hardware upgrade. 🤓 000 0
Cole Sante Warner @colesantewarner.ca · 22/01/2026As a long time Simpsons fan I think Jeff Westbrook lost the plot on Seperance. This is definitely my vote for worst episode of all time. 000 0
Cole Sante Warner @colesantewarner.ca · 15/01/2026The old Nortel Meridian 616 at work died after a power outage and is destined for scrap and the autistic urge to convince my boss to let me take it and repair it is so real..... Do I need it, no... But I could have home phones 😅 010 1
Cole Sante Warner @colesantewarner.ca · 13/01/2026I'm at the point where I can't tell if I have grown to hate the direction Android has gone with their OS or if I'm so deep into Linux and UI design as a programmer that I crave customization of everything at a base level... Maybe it's just because I hate how everything is an app of a website lately 020 2
Cole Sante Warner @colesantewarner.ca · 11/01/2026The eternal struggle between needing to switch to fibre optic Internet because of the upload speeds for my homelab and not wanting to change things because despite being a residential customer my IP has remained static the entire time... 000 0
Cole Sante Warner @colesantewarner.ca · 29/12/2025My mom does this and I've never understood it because frozen foods in their cardboard packages seem to last longer by preventing freezer burn. Also, got to love the mystery of, "Is this pre-cooked or is this raw" 😅 110 1
Cole Sante Warner @colesantewarner.ca · 22/12/2025Just edit in notepad directly on the host, it saves so many steps. 020 2
Cole Sante Warner @colesantewarner.ca · 22/12/2025"Are you looking for viable alternatives to vibe coding that get results? Why not try, coding!" 120 2
Cole Sante Warner @colesantewarner.ca · 15/12/2025Me: I wonder if anyone else is as big a fan of Magikarp as me. Google AI: 040 4
Cole Sante Warner @colesantewarner.ca · 11/12/2025Sometimes I think I should have pursued becoming an electrician, but I feel like that would have destroyed the enjoyment I get from doing it If I had to do it every day... 000 0
Cole Sante Warner @colesantewarner.ca · 28/11/2025Asserting my dominance as a Canadian and Curler by wearing only a T-shirt while running deliveries in Niagara Falls today. (It's below freezing with a good wind lol) 030 3
Cole Sante Warner @colesantewarner.ca · 12/11/2025Swapped two print heads on the OCE Arizona 350GT flatbed printer at work yesterday. Still recovering them as they're used heads but oh man is the jump in quality already there 😻 020 2
Cole Sante Warner @colesantewarner.ca · 08/11/2025Was pumping gas whistling the tune of "Cabbage rolls and coffee" today and the woman using the opposite pump complimented me on being a very good whistler 😅 I mostly don't realize I'm doing it which has been "fun" for coworkers in the past 😅 010 1
Cole Sante Warner @colesantewarner.ca · 25/10/2025Interesting fact Solitaire was on a lot of these early devices because it helped people learn how to use the drag and drop function on those newfangled pointer devices. 020 2
Cole Sante Warner @colesantewarner.ca · 25/10/2025I mean it's the wing with historical significance to women so I would assume he's destroying it all 020 2
Cole Sante Warner @colesantewarner.ca · 24/10/2025Wasp: "What is my purpose?" Me: "You run solitaire now." 010 1
Cole Sante Warner @colesantewarner.ca · 21/10/2025Also, the audio from this clip would be sick right before a beat drop 010 1
Cole Sante Warner @colesantewarner.ca · 21/10/2025media.tenor.comRobin Good GIFAlt: Robin Good Men in Tights gif of the king with his hands over his ears getting a headache shouting, "I HOPE IT'S WORTH THE NOOSE!!!" as a large number of armoured guards march clanking into his throne room. 110 1
Cole Sante Warner @colesantewarner.ca · 21/10/2025Don't worry, this is the exact result we expected when we heard our Premiere, "Duggie", was putting that much money into terrible ads about tariffs in the US 000 0
Cole Sante Warner @colesantewarner.ca · 12/10/2025I've heard a lot of good things about Kubuntu but seeing as Debian exists without the issues I had with Ubuntu I was hesitant to try Kubuntu when I'm happy in Debian. I really want mobile to finally get viable for a daily driver phone 000 0
Cole Sante Warner @colesantewarner.ca · 12/10/2025Yeah I've been having to deal with all 3 simultaneously for years, Mac, Win, Linux and the only reason I went Win 10 on this at the time was a few things were just quicker to move over reducing down time My main A/V workstation dual boots debian / win 11, and run win 11 and debian Lenovo laptops. 000 0
Cole Sante Warner @colesantewarner.ca · 12/10/2025Okay so long story short for simplicity I've been running my home server on Win 10, with the Win 11 BS I'm thinking it's finally time to install Debian. 130 3
Cole Sante Warner @colesantewarner.ca · 11/10/2025This reminds me that there used to be rollers that used extra long papers like this to roll five cigarettes before they were cut at once 010 1
Cole Sante Warner @colesantewarner.ca · 11/10/2025Lol the DJ's Double J's had paper stuffed as packaging and it's just a segment about 18 inches or rolling paper 😅 130 3
Cole Sante Warner @colesantewarner.ca · 03/10/2025My thoughts exactly, there was a time when audacity was the only option, at this stage in the game they have more competition.... I want them to succeed, but given their history I'm just surprised they're still chugging behind the pack. 010 1
Cole Sante Warner @colesantewarner.ca · 03/10/2025And I will admit I definitely have it installed for when I have to do a quick and dirty edit and don't feel like/have my dongle for opening up Pro Tools. 120 2
Cole Sante Warner @colesantewarner.ca · 03/10/2025I thought they'd be further along by now... As shitty as it is and always has been, it is a functional free DAW(questionable) and accessible to amateurs in that it exists. It can run on a potato so they have had that going for them... but like good for them chugging along. 110 1
Cole Sante Warner @colesantewarner.ca · 27/09/2025Haven't been posted here as often so here's a selfie of me and my partner 050 5
Cole Sante Warner @colesantewarner.ca · 27/09/2025Me first learning python by making and editing .py files in notepad when I could be using literally anything else 010 1
Cole Sante Warner @colesantewarner.ca · 23/09/2025I've been looking but no one floating upwards 000 0
Cole Sante Warner @colesantewarner.ca · 23/09/2025I just imagine Donald insisting on lighting despite not bringing anything, and instead immediately going into a story holding it burning and lighting it again ad nauseum until it's gone and he asks you to roll another while he recounts how he's the best smoker with no equal in typical fashion. 110 1
Reposted by Cole Sante WarnerScrappy Booooooooo i'm a ~scary~ ghoooooost🏳️⚧️ @scoobertdoobert69.bsky.social · 22/09/2025yeah, they like it when pregnant people suffer and if they can vilify both autism and the parents of autistic kids at the same time, it's a real win-win for them. disgusting but pretty straightforward 013012 130
Reposted by Cole Sante Warnerill-boo-mi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 22/09/2025me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines 3977951964 7.8K
Reposted by Cole Sante Warnerderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 19/09/2025if you want to understand tailoring, you only need to watch mid-century movies, when actors were dressed by tailors, not brands. in the 1944 film cover girl, gene kelly's suit drapes beautifully, moving with him, not against him. collar stays on his neck, even as he dances. 183102691285 10.3K
Cole Sante Warner @colesantewarner.ca · 19/09/2025media.tenor.coma man in a suit is standing in a room with the words `` fat guy in a little coat '' .Alt: Chris Farley in Tommy Boy singing "Fat guy in a little coat" while twirling around 010 1
Cole Sante Warner @colesantewarner.ca · 19/09/2025Why does every "modern cut" suit look like an ill-fitted sausage casing these days... 020 2
Reposted by Cole Sante WarnerThe Onion @theonion.com · 19/09/2025Fearful Americans Stockpiling Facts Before Federal Government Comes To Take Them Away theonion.com/fearful-americans-stoc… 187104112912 10.4K
Reposted by Cole Sante WarnerMar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 19/09/2025This may seem cute but if you do this too much the cyclists may become reliant on cars feeding them, disrupting the delicate roadway ecosystem 82119983148 12K
Cole Sante Warner @colesantewarner.ca · 11/09/2025My boss and I had a heated discussion about minimizing waste from a 4"x8" coroplast sheet. Im for sq.inch. he's for a larger singular dimensional sheet. This was sparked because I opted to save an L comprised of a 32"x24" piece that is attached to another 16"x24"(48") section instead of one 24"x48" 000 0
Cole Sante Warner @colesantewarner.ca · 11/09/2025Every time this happens I am reminded that I definitely do not want to be internet famous 😅 010 1
Cole Sante Warner @colesantewarner.ca · 11/09/2025Commenting on tiktoks is all fun and games until the video blows up and your comment starts getting inundated with likes 😳 110 1
Cole Sante Warner @colesantewarner.ca · 03/09/2025I'm pretty sure most people can't logistically have this problem 😅 000 0
Cole Sante Warner @colesantewarner.ca · 03/09/2025How you're supposed to press control+/ while using a right handed mouse to highlight vs how I press it 9 times out of 10, because my brain won't let me unanchor my pinky from the corner of the board 😅 110 1
Cole Sante Warner @colesantewarner.ca · 01/09/2025"Sitting on the porch with my rack out" Aka I got some new rack shelf parts used on marketplace so I'm cleaning them before bringing them inside. 000 0