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Cole @cole-amity.bsky.social · 13h

im gonna need everyone to be real cool about the creechur im about to become ok

greg davies, wearing black rimmed glasses and grey hooded jumper with the hood up. He is winking and smiling at the camera

4 separate dated mobile tickets to Greg Davies shows in Australia

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Cole @cole-amity.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

that alien/lamp exchange gets me every time ✅💚💚💚

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Michelle Brady @dolorsitametish.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Another one! Or two! More No More Jockeys Drawtober, anyway! Here we have Key and Key Sr going for a dip, and some rather silly but not untrue name calling. (Pay no attention to how sad Key looks in his Dodgers gear, that's definitely not me projecting, nope, not at all, nosiree.)

A 'comic book' page done in black linework and Ben-Day dots with green accents. It portrays a moment from No More Jockeys Set 4 Game 6, starting at 8:30, wherein Key gets himself very confused about the many small seas in the Mediterranean-ish area. It's eventually decided that his dad's had a swim in the Dead Sea, but not before trying to say Key himself had slept in the Red Sea, for some reason. Key Jr is depicted lounging in the water on what I believed is called a lilo in his part of the world, and a vague figure we'll pretend is Key Sr awkwardly float-swimming away nearby. Also included, because there was space left at the bottom of the page, is a representation of the very first moments of the No More Jockeys 2024 Christmas game, where Key accuses Horne of looking like an alien in his admittedly bug-eye-shaped sunglasses, and Horne immediately counters that Key looks like a lamp, which I suppose he might, decked out as he is in a giant Dodgers-themed sunhat.

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Cole @cole-amity.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

hey, you have express permission to take a rest day from applying for jobs and doing business plans. i know you've put such an intense and sustained effort in thus far. rest and recuperation are a valid and necessary part of such a taxing endeavour. job searching sucks. im proud of you. 🙏

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Cole @cole-amity.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

a work colleague who only knows that I 'kinda like the show' sent me one of my own dang freakish edits 😮‍💨😭

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Zoe Thorne @zoethorne.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

My mates sending me the latest Taskmaster fan edit:

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Cole @cole-amity.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I imagine it comes from a pretty healthy mental place 🤝🤝🤝

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Cole @cole-amity.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

man, my anxiety dreams are so obvious and on-the-nose that my brain has started running scornful commentary in the background while they happen 😔 like can we not just crack into actual lucid dreaming at this point? ridiculous. 😮‍💨

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Cole @cole-amity.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Taskmaster Live Manchester ticket secured last night ✅ god help me

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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 14/10/2026

happy sickos day to all who celebrate

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Cole @cole-amity.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

not sure how to feel about my doomed february. but i do feel positive about yhcih's return, on balance. 🤝

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Michelle Brady @dolorsitametish.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Another No More Jockeys comic for Drawtober! A couple of guest appearances from Dinky Donk and Haiminh as they get snatched up by the ol' GTs, along with everyone's favorite, Fatberg. Also some festive Christmas jumpers and snow in Watson's hair, just as a challenge to me, I guess.

A 'comic book' page done in black linework and Ben-Day dots with yellow accents. It portrays a moment from the No More Jockeys 2025 Christmas game, at approximately 7:30, in which Key plays Sarah Snook with a category that is eventually boiled down to 'No more uncommon surnames.' Key's algorithm for determining 'uncommon' involves everyone in London without that surname being snatched up by God's tweezers and determining how many people are left. The comic illustrates Watson, Key, Dinky Donk, Fatberg, and Haiminh being snatched up by the GTs (Horne is safe in Buckinghamshire), and the three ATLs and two Snooks making their way through the Tube map with the two Snooks who Horne claims are on the network at any given time.

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Cole @cole-amity.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

embracing my new bicycle based lifestyle

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Cole @cole-amity.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

i just saw. my car repairs quote.

a screenshot of Ed Sheldrake of The Horne Section in the cabin of a narrowboat. He is sitting along, by a window, but facing away from the view outside, with a slightly haunted expression.

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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I've never joked about anything in my life

The finished Willem Dafoe kawaii decoden photocard hanging from a pink work apron

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Cole @cole-amity.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

...im just dancing on my joe-wn 🎤🎶😔😔😔

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Cole @cole-amity.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

damn, capturing allllll the intricacies once again! alex's exasperation is so palpable 🙏😌

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Michelle Brady @dolorsitametish.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Another No More Jockeys Drawtober comic. In this one, our unsung hero, editor Haiminh, makes sure all the details are in it, despite the layers of nonsense the ATLs have to wade through to get there.

A 'comic book' page done in black linework and Ben-Day dots with yellow accents. It portrays a moment from It portrays a moment from No More Jockeys set 4, game 7, at about the 10-minute mark, in which Horne is confused by Key's letter randomization and statistical probability model of drawing letters from a hat, although Key has suggested a pot for the letters, and Horne insists the pot stays in the hypothetical. In the end, after much squabbling over the details, a very long stipulation is agreed upon, and poor editor Haiminh is asked to make sure all of the details appear on screen at the end of Key's turn.

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Cole @cole-amity.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

im in the corner... 🎶🎤

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Cole @cole-amity.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

ahoy 👋 do you want the house tour? 😌

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Cole @cole-amity.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

you do always somehow manage to capture the true essence of their idiocy. amazing work MB 😍

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Michelle Brady @dolorsitametish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Still doing NMJ comics for Drawtober, if you can believe it! Slow going because it's 100 degrees outside and my tablet is far too warm, and Key's face is still impossible to draw after all this time, but at least we're learning important biological facts!

A 'comic book' page done in black linework and Ben-Day dots with yellow accents. It portrays a moment from the No More Jockeys second live game, at approximately 5:00, in which Horne and Key argue about whether spiders have either hearts or lungs. (There is a diagram showing that they do, apparently, although I'm not convinced Key knew this when he was arguing that they do.) While the argument is going on, Watson composes the now-famous "Does a spider have a heart" song. Key says that all of their viewers will talk to each other and move on to another show because the argument is so stupid, Watto suggests Ivo Graham, so we leave on Ivo singing the spider song in a jaunty goose shirt. Possibly worth noting that Horne is dressed as Hulk Hogan, and Key has a mohawk wig sort of thing and what I can only assume are fingerless job gloves for reasons that are not given.

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Cole @cole-amity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

locked in a bit too hard and finished my tm jigsaw on the first day of this long weekend 😔

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Has everyone seen this??? I had not and I loved it!

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Cole @cole-amity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

went through a period in high school where, if asked, "you know person x?" I'd answer "yeah, sucked him off" without fail - which I think was actually sort of funny but only if you a) knew me at 15 and b) were also 15.

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Cole @cole-amity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

buncha hoppy dorks 🦘

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Cole @cole-amity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

making gifs no one asked for or needed is my niche

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Cole @cole-amity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

the horne section officially too sexy for tiktok youths 🥴

A tiktok warning message advising that the user's video is unavailable to audiences under 18 due to supposed 'sex/nudity themes'. It is a video of The Horne Section.

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Cole @cole-amity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

finally, some answers. we've been so lost 🥹👏

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Cole @cole-amity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

ah. well. best brush up on the doo doo doos ✌️😔✌️

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Cole @cole-amity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

can't imagine anyone bringing that level of anticipation to *your* deathbed 🥲

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Cole @cole-amity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

well, it made me laugh 🥴

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Cole @cole-amity.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

...immediately tempered by watching the virtue points slip away for every additional stop they're still on the train, struggling to stay upright, as you wonder if you should've pressed the matter more than once... 🫠😮‍💨

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Cole @cole-amity.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

but have a nice time and all that 🥹

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Cole @cole-amity.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

book everything ahead of time, make it work later, do some interesting train trips, leave your passport in some random premier inn and have to double back for it - thats doing comedy shows as god intended, I was assured.

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Cole @cole-amity.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

eh it's just curated nonsense stats to sell video promotion 👍

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Cole @cole-amity.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

happy horne day to all that celebrate 😌🤩

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The Horne Section @thehornesection.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It’s Alex’s birthday!!

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Cole @cole-amity.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

it's awful but lawful 🥲

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Michelle Brady @dolorsitametish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

A little drawing to celebrate @alexhorne.bsky.social's birthday. Thanks for all the laughter, whimsy, and nonsense over the years, I hope you get plenty of each today!

A digital drawing in a sketchy style of Alex Horne making a silly face in front of a blue background. Delightfully silly little gremlin experiencing the passage of time.

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