Reposted by mikeCurb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Asking the pope how many AI models he runs is gonna rattle around in my brain like when Brad got "homie what set you from" out of that Xenogears lady 6607
Reposted by mikemore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026listening to a new jersey devils radio broadcast while walking to a movie and so far all the ads have been for italian sausage 1456
mike @coldsportstakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026[50% of this country in 2024 voice] "This guy should be the most powerful man on the planet." 000
mike @coldsportstakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Real consideration has been given to watching on mute 110
Reposted by mikeVin @vinnieal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yanks have more innings with multiple runs this series than Red Sox have innings with multiple base runners 0268
mike @coldsportstakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is a really interesting analysis and well done. It also backs up my priors, which are "winning faceoffs is sometimes situationally important, but the skill has a marginal impact when considered in the aggregate." 130
mike @coldsportstakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Ah, I forgot how dogshit ESPN hockey broadcasts are 110
Reposted by mikeReverse Narwhal Situation @prowl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm very happy that the Yankees scored nine and took Aaron Boone completely out of the game 111
Reposted by mikeNo Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is a great game because Red Sox fans are bad people 3327
Reposted by mikeNo Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The UConn fanbase is split evenly between Yankees fans (handsome, smart, fun at parties) and Red Sox fans (banned from all Applebee’s locations nationwide because of “the incident”) 2172
mike @coldsportstakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I like that every few hours in our current situation, you get to learn/be reminded of some intensely embarrassing thing about how the USA currently operates. Ambassador Kim Guilfoyle. JFC. 010
mike @coldsportstakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Very funny to slander a guy because you have confused the Atlanta Hawks professional basketball team with the University of Iowa Hawkeyes and then get indignant that someone else is "rehabilitating the witness" by pointing out that you are a fucking moron. 000
mike @coldsportstakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"I cannot watch another snap of Jameis Winston, man. Giants gotta bring in someone else, anyone else." [monkey's paw curls] 140
Reposted by mikegwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 27/09/2026astros winning the AL Weststatic.klipy.comLuigi Wins in Mario Party Mini-GameALT: Luigi Wins in Mario Party Mini-Game 235777
mike @coldsportstakes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This Giants-Titans game is unwatchable, but if the Giants have any hope at all of competing for a playoff spot this season, pretty much their only path is "win a bunch of absolutely unwatchable games" 120
mike @coldsportstakes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I think you could actually see smoke coming out of Cam Skattebos ears on that awful direct snap play. I don't think he's the man for the halfback pass. 000
Reposted by mikeThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026They are playing in our faces 409125905971
Reposted by mikeChris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 26/09/2026Need to know where Collin Simmons' penalty was on the Texas pee chart 38713
mike @coldsportstakes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Colt McCoy injury in the first series of the 2010 NCG 001
mike @coldsportstakes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It's just a little splodey knee, it's still good it's still good 100
Reposted by mikejamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/09/2026i think you can fairly say that the second trump administration is the most racist federal administration since woodrow wilson and honestly i'm not sure that it isn't more racist than wilson's 164113112110
Reposted by mikeone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died 152362328
mike @coldsportstakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Good season everyone!static.klipy.comSouth Park: And It's GoneAlt: South Park banker: Aaaaaand It's Gone 000
mike @coldsportstakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Is there some kind of Brewster's Millions situation going on at the White House where they all get a huge payout if the Dems end up with a 100-seat majority in the House? 100
mike @coldsportstakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Now I need the Post to write a story about how when SEPTA changed the regional rail schedule and made it less convenient for me, it was like when Stalin did the Great Purge. 010
mike @coldsportstakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My brother and I were playing the desperate "who's available on the scrap heap" game tonight. Throwing out some real doozies. Tommy DeVito, Tyrod Taylor, Joe Flacco. I sincerely asked what Davis Webb is up to, not realizing that he is apparently the Broncos' OC now. 210
mike @coldsportstakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Giants should look into covering this Devante Adams fella 020
mike @coldsportstakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Glad the Giants' red zone offense we know and love has returned after a brief hiatus 000
