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Colby Pup

@colbypupgb.bsky.social
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Normies, read my bio before following... 36 year old Disabled (Cerebral palsy, and ADHD) diapered black lab furry from Wisconsin. If I block you, no, you didn't win, you're just an insufferable moron the world can do without. ♥️ @codychoogle.bsky.social

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Erkhyan Rafosa @erkhyan.bsky.social · 1h
I’m not the kind of person who wishes to have breasts — which is a good thing, because the words “breast implants that honk like a clown’s nose when you squeeze them” occupy too much space in my brain for anyone’s safety.
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Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 15h
I'll have a PS5 by the end of the week
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tastewart 🦋 @tastewart.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
DELETE IT and pass it on !!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight theonion.com/hiding-in-plane-sight
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight
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Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 22h
I went to the store but I forgot to get bread and laundry soap. ....no pain, no Gain
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𝔹𝕣𝕦𝕤𝕙𝕗𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 🔜 Furpoc DD E37 @brushfeather.art · 05/10/2026
@/this.christine.miller (Threads) has still not had her ducks returned. Call Allen, TX police department with any information. Spread the word, especially if you're local to the area! #stolenPet #ducks #birdSky #signalBoost
A poster of the 4 stolen ducks. "Help!!! Have you seen us?" "10/3/26 - 4 domestic ducks were taken from backyard." There are pictures of a white, black and white, brown, and dark brown duck. There's a note on one of the photos that the black and white duck is disabled.
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Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@cbsnews.com didn't just bury the lede here, they threw it down the Kola Superdeep Borehole.
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don’t care where you started out on the political spectrum If your kid comes out as trans & you don’t become a rainbow-clad, parade-cheering ally & rock-solid supportive girl/boy/enby dad/mom? You were never a parent at all You were a doll collector furious they didn’t stay in their packaging.
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J.A. Prentice @japrenticewrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"i miss vine"
Tarzan's last thought as he plummets to the jungle floor
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
FULL AT-BAT: Jackson Chourio vs. Mason Miller 🍿 The Brewers walk it off to take a 2-0 lead in the NLDS!
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Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So I haven't been following Brewers games live so I finally learned that Northshore adult diapers sponsors Brewers broadcasts. We missed out on Ueck-blazer-patterned Megamaxes
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Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
After his father died, Mufasa's son suffered from severe depression and ended up being put on an antidepressant....Simbalta
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Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
youtu.be/OpoLkMcQh24?... Still ran it better than EHH
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The Baboon That Controlled a Railway for 9 Years
YouTube video by Half as Interesting
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Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Headcanon: the cat in the opening scene of The Godfather is the same cat from the Meow Mix commercials. He got the gig because he got his SAG card thanks to his dialogue in the movie
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Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"You have come here on the day my daughter is to be married...."
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Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm one follower away from 500. I don't put much stock in my follower count, but I'm pretty sure I didn't hit 700 on the old site, and I had that account for way longer.
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Pusheen @pusheen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
By this time next week I'll either have a PS5 or I'll be running back and forth from the window to the door barking and wagging my tail wildly waiting for it to be delivered.
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yesterday, I followed the news of Christa Pike. I'd first heard of her case ages ago, and the means by which she committed murder is one of the reasons I still support a very limited application of capital punishment. However, since her execution was botched I believe she deserves a commutation.
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Kaydeross @kaydeross.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
lionizing radiation
Kay turning Rui into a lion by sheer presence.
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Lupus Londonwolf @lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was making potato and leek soup and the recipe asked for five potatoes cubed. Even for potato soup, 125 potatoes seems a little excessive.
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Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cody tried opening a jar of pickles. He spilled pickle juice on himself. I said "oh well, I guess you just have to dill with it"
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Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Senator Kennedy says Jack Smith makes him want to throw up. I'll bet it's not uncommon for a guilty party feel nausea when they're confronted by someone who can ABSOLUTELY bring them down and ensure they spend the rest of their miserable lives in a federal prison.
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🐾Obscura, Cheetah🐾 @cheetahobscura.chee.spot · 24/09/2026
Welcome aboard, senator! :3
Photo of two fursuiters sitting in the cockpit of a airplane
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Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's amazing how in the span of 45 minutes you can go from feeling okay to feeling so miserable you just go lay in your room
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Dhvrpicvs Maximvs ❌👑 @uncledhurpy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
OMFG 😝👍
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Live trap was set out, baited with food, water, and an unwashed shirt of mine and Cody's each at about 6 tonight. We checked it around 9ish, nothing yet. Gonna be checking it every 12 hours ourselves and a nice old guy down the block is going to keep an eye on it too.
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Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Finally have a live trap to hopefully get Bailey back soon. Little shit has been gone over a week now.
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Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Welp good thing I'm planning on upgrading to the PS5 soon, pretty sure my Xbox One power brick just died.
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The Jack of Kingfield @thejackofkingfield.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why is the DFL not running ads saying “republicans sent ICE to terrorize minnesota, to kidnap and kill your neighbors, don’t vote for Republicans at any level unless you want to see more Minnesotans dead”
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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Editorial cartoon: I couldn't decide which idea I preferred so I drew them both. It's incredible how some politicians don't hesitate to embarass themselves.
caricature of Tommy Tuberville speaking while Baloo and Don Karnage stand in the background
TT: Would you be comfortable with a mentally ill furry being your pilot?
DK: He is to be talking about us, yes no?
Caption: Sen. Tommy Tuberville says 'Deranged' furry culture is flight safety risk
Forbes.com Sept24/2026cartoon: Peanuts style of Tommy Tuberville standing next to Snoopy as the World War One Flying Ace with his Sopwith Camel
Caption: GOP Senator Ahead of Midterms: Furry Airline Pilots are 'Terrifying'
Rolling Stone Sept23/2026
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Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For Halloween, I think I'm gonna make a seasonally-appropriate meal: spare ribs
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DocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Gull Dukat. Another one of those mental images I had to exorcise by drawing it. #art #StarTrek #DS9
Digital drawing of Gul Dukat from Star Trek Deep Space Nine except Gul is spelled with two Ls and he has the head of a seagull.
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Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sound Transit-branded sounding rod....
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Jess Morrissette @decafjedi.com · 23/09/2026
Tommy Tuberville thought Star Fox was a survival horror game.
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Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just had an idea for a parody CFA ad that instead of the cow's sign saying "Eat mor chkn" it says "ban mor gays" and it uses this logo
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Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Next flight Tommy Tuberville gets on he should walk into the cabin and see this.
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Wynonas Big Brown Boofer @ MFF ΘΔ @ed.dog · 23/09/2026
How to scare tommy tuberville
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
heartstopping Google News check
Alex Jones announced as BBC Children in Need presenter ahead of 2026 Appeal show. (Different Alex Jones)
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Joseph @josephruscitti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."
Michael Bolton from Office Space: "No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."
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Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've fucked up so goddamn much in my life.
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Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I feel like I'm starring to lose motivation to try anymore.
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Andrew Quemere @andrewqmr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A couple went on a Fox News podcast and claimed the state of #Massachusetts took away their teen because they won't help the teen transition. But it's actually because the father was charged with beating and threatening to kill the teen and the mother was charged with witness intimidation.
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Mass. parents' story about child's gender transition complicated by court records
Joseph Kutzko was charged with assaulting the child in January 2025, not long before the child was removed from the family’s home. Mother Arlene Kutzko was charged with witness intimidation in connect...
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Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I wish I could run away.
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Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This puts a lot of people at an even bigger disadvantage. Now they're not missing one organ, but two.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 19/09/2026
people are always saying anti-AI arguments don’t understand the full nuances of the technology. which is correct. but only because it stole everyone’s work, exists solely to get you fired, has made the entire internet unusable and has been forced on everyone without consent
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