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julius caesarhands

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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Like the last time I had jury duty, this guy tried to bring "surprise evidence" that he hadn't shown anyone and the judge immediately shut him down, and then he still tried a few more times.
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's actually crazy how many people think they're just going to walk into a court room and do whatever they feel like doing.
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Milkyblood - looking for art job @milkyblood.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ghoulish blood collector fella
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't understand, I'm told it's inevitable. How can we lose if it's inevitable?
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just let us work 6 hours a day for 8 hours pay! Problem solved!
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Companies selling AI agents actually correctly identified the main problem in most peoples lives, which a lack of free time. The issue is, they think the reason for this is because we're all super busy booking appointments and writing emails all day or something?
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He aided and abetted a genocide but he was shaking his head no the entire time!
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Zero sum toilets
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I still believe this bsky.app/profile/cog....
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When I say using AI is lazy, a common retort is, why do unnecessary work? Aren't all productivity tools lazy? I'm talking about carelessness, not level of effort. There's no attention to detail in genAI outputs, that's why it's lazy, it's just another way to cut corners.
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Maybe tomorrow, Satan.
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Christopher Mims @mims.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is the thing about automation, as every automation Knower will tell you: you automate the repetitive tasks; the more variability and idiosyncracy there is (aka the real world) the fewer zeroes you get after the decimal on reliability, pretty soon the results are unacceptable
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't get how he was sued for infinity trillion dollars but somehow I still keep hearing his voice in a microphone and seeing his face in a camera.
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That's boomers
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ever notice how AI apologists are also all so personally insufferable?
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Saving this now to make up for not saving a screenshot of the polls in 2006 saying the 2008 election was going to be between Hillary Clinton and Rudy Giuliani.
Polls, done in 2026, that show the party nominees for president in 2028 as Harris +10.9 and Vance +15.5
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fill it with Spaghetti instead, that might be better
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cousins?
A calico cat sleeping in a position that resembles an ampersand.
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This stuff is for the kind of people who will tell other people about their dreams and do not pick up on the fact that nobody else gives a shit about it.
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Kind of bonkers how doing the "very responsible adult in the room moderate centrist" thing leads you to extreme positions like genocide denial.
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jerry from Rick and Morty presenting his ad campaign idea "Hungry For Apples?"
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me making glasses that explains Marxism to chuds
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The plural of dingus is dingii.
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He vetoed ranked choice voting in California because he said he thinks we're too stupid to understand it.
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The very first poll that came out immediately after the primary had him behind by a couple points and one of the cable news pundits tried to do a "See, we told you not to vote for him, he can't win!" and since then just about every poll has had him leading.
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
All of the other things people have said are valid, but I suspect part of it is also the tech layoffs. Fewer people available to address problems, institutional knowledge loss, etc.
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If genAI is inevitable, why do they care about people criticizing it? Why do they care about local communities pushing back against data centers? If it's inevitable, that's all irrelevant right? You can just brush that all off, sit back and wait silently as they're all proven wrong.
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 19/09/2026
sure yeah, can't even make a stick figure without fucking up and no one at the company gives enough of a shit to even give it another pass but go ahead and take my money so i can use this lazy shit technology every day too
ad for some AI company called evenfall
copy says "meet derek. ai every day. always hitting a wall. then he found evenfall"
the only graphic is a stick figure holding... a tablet maybe? he's missing an arm
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I see in the trending topics that it's talk like a pirate day. Honestly surprised that's still a thing, I thought that died with the rest of the awful The Oatmeal era "le epic bacon" millennial humor.
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And this is what they're choosing to show off, it's presumably the best they've got! The stuff they're not showing you is worse!
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I keep seeing people saying "AI has only gotten better!" and every time I see it, it's still a piece of shit? Has it actually gotten better, or are you just repeating someone else telling you it's gotten better? Because every piece of observable evidence points to it still being garbo.
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Was it audiogalaxy?
Audiogalaxy screenshot, a p2p song sharing app from the early 2000s.
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What I don't understand are all the people who will concede it's a bubble, but at the same time seem entirely unconcerned.
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Looks like one of those annoying "know it all" bots that goes around posting unsolicited advice on everything.
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Politically homeless" has got to be one of the stupidest terms I've ever heard.
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I will never stop enjoying how much the people who run this site despise the people who use it. They must be so pissed all the time, it's hilarious.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This post is so fucking stupid I created an account to point it out. Makes no sense, Kid Rock is a PoS, and if you think Macklemore is one, you are a gigantic PoS. And there are five stages of grief.
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don't know how I would go on day to day if I was working on something that everybody hated.
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Stephen Colbert danced with Kissinger on his show to zero outrage from mainstream media outlets.
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A thing I don't get about AI Doomerism is that it's incredibly expensive to run. If superintelligent AI set out on a mission to destroy humanity, who is paying the tens if not hundreds of millions of dollars in compute that would cost? Would no one notice? And what happens when the money runs out?
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
How is it that we designed a whole system of government where the goal was to try to ensure no individual had too much power, but nobody considered that money is also power and the power held by a single person with a vast sum of money is just as much or more of a threat as any government official?
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why does he look like a geocities webpage
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's so cool how this argument has failed basically infinite times now but also gets infinite do overs.
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I blocked this guy a looong time ago. Super fucked vibes.
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"Software was buggy before AI!" This is true, but the problem is twofold. First, bugs are easier to fix when you've written the code yourself, because you have an intuition about what the problem might be. Second, the rate at which it introduces bugs is faster than the rate they can be resolved.
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
See, now I thought the actual crime was genocide.
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The next summer I worked for the PA DOT, the guy holding the stop/slow sign. They told us to look out for Muslims driving semis, because they thought they were going to drive trucks into buildings I guess? Like ok and what am I supposed to do exactly? Interrogate every brown person? And then what?
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A lady in the office at my high school opened the mail wearing leather gloves because she was scared of anthrax, and I remember thinking about how absurd it was. Why would they target the person opening the mail in a random high school in western Pennsylvania?
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Why would it post the error text instead of just not post anything at all
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What does this even mean? Debating his stance on his opponent? How one candidate feels about the other is the voters top priority? "If elected, I will enact my no Ken Paxtons allowed policy" It's funny seeing this busted ass bullshit and thinking about the CTO crashing out over people not liking AI
Bsky trending topic: "Texans debate Talarico's Paxton stance"
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