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julius caesarhands

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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It was, in fact, not as good as they say
An error when trying to post this very post, most likely because the site is vibe coded slop.
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Saving this now to make up for not saving a screenshot of the polls in 2006 saying the 2008 election was going to be between Hillary Clinton and Rudy Giuliani.
Polls, done in 2026, that show the party nominees for president in 2028 as Harris +10.9 and Vance +15.5
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cousins?
A calico cat sleeping in a position that resembles an ampersand.
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jerry from Rick and Morty presenting his ad campaign idea "Hungry For Apples?"
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Was it audiogalaxy?
Audiogalaxy screenshot, a p2p song sharing app from the early 2000s.
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What does this even mean? Debating his stance on his opponent? How one candidate feels about the other is the voters top priority? "If elected, I will enact my no Ken Paxtons allowed policy" It's funny seeing this busted ass bullshit and thinking about the CTO crashing out over people not liking AI
Bsky trending topic: "Texans debate Talarico's Paxton stance"
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Could go either way depending on context.
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Goku and Vegeta punching each other at the same time
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Futurama Lucy Liu bot telling Fry: "Its amazing the way you [robot voice] notice two things"
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Christ this site is ass.
Attempting to view a trending feed with a description "users report a glitching marketing all post notifications as new and unread".

It displays an error message saying the feed is unavailable because the site is glitchy as hell.
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Guy with an enraged expression, wearing a shirt that says "I heart media for babies" and a hat that says "Baby World", saying "I am a die hard fan of babyworld. They are abandoning the adult fandom of baby world, baby world has gone woke. These newgen toddlers are ruining the babyworld fandom. The mature themes of babyworld will go over a young child's mind. Babyworld 2 looks like garbage they know they cannot top babyworld 1. None of these kids know babyworld lore like I do.

A baby is watching baby world 2 on television.
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
???
Safeway app searching for olipop and returning a recipe for "aglio e olio"
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Spongebob, writing "The" in overly fancy lettering.
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Donald: "Democrats should do a huge middle class tax cut to address affordability"

Mickey: "Fool that you are, for you treat taxation as a burden rather than the means by which our burdens are eased. Behold a civilizatino rich in private weath yet starved of public provision, where every man owns what his grandfathers could not imagine and yet trembles at the thoguht of how he will weather an illness or loss of livelihood. Will you fight for an affirmative vision of broad contribution and universal benefit? Or will you perish like a dog?"
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Goblins or possibly gnomes drinking in a tavern with the text "What's the matter vagueboy, afraid you might say something?"
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Marge Simpson being shown a phone. She has a look of disgust on her face.
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Fake headline: "Here's Why It Would Be A Mistake To Do Anything That Inconveniences Rich Assholes. by Some Rich Asshole"
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
"Emergency Clown Message"
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Dead internet theory is true.
A bot replying to a bot because dead internet theory is 100% correct.
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This account is so funny because it's obviously a bot that likes any post that mentions anything about business or CEOs, regardless of the context. You can write the most vicious stuff about business owners and it will like it.
An account named "Jason Straughan" that is obviously a bot that likes any post mentioning business or CEOs regardless of the context.
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I admit I'm not informed on this subject, and copy pasting the same annoying response to a bunch of different people is unhinged behavior and 100% block worthy, but it seems like the people they're responding to all are pretty awful, so I'm going to assume there's merit to the point.
OP pasting essentially the same response to a bunch of different people.
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
the two paths meme, left path "lick my hairy body", right path "drink a coffee"
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I checked CNN and they're covering it as an unmitigated success. Also why are they saying the company's plan is to land astronauts on the moon? We can already do that. I thought the whole deal behind SpaceX was "colonizing mars" or whatever.
Two CNN  writeups saying the flight "might be winning design for spacex" and "the wins are racking up"
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
GOP press conferences like
Gonzo from a Muppet Christmas Carol saying "And Mitch McConnell, who did NOT die..."
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Oh boy, I'm not looking to dog pile but this was right below the context of the block and I couldn't ignore it.
blockee's skeet: "We just  lost twice running amazingly qualified women against a rapist and convincted felon who can't stay awake during meetings or spell basic words. Much as I hate to say it, maybe let's not try tobreak new ground since American voters r clearly not ready. Run a straight white man."
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
"Heh i was almost forced to face the fact that my argument was bad but i see here you can a typo hahaha tough luck pal"
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
"In my expert opinion as a rocket scientist, when the rocket explodes it is bad actually."
Headline: "Why has SpceX stock continued to fall? Experts explain"
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This was a movie theater where I saw Aladdin and Super Mario Bros. among others, and enjoyed playing games in the arcade section. Another parking lot. Closed in 2008, demolished in 2015.
Empty parking lot.
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This one was a corner store a few blocks away from my home, that I was allowed to walk to as a kid to buy candy.
An empty building with shuttered windows.
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This is a showhall I would go to and see local bands. The building is still there, but it's vacant.
An empty rundown building
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This is a google street view picture of a bar I used to go to. Or, where it used to be anyway. It's a parking lot now.
A sparsely populated parking lot with 3 cars in it.
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Huh, I wonder Why that would happen...
bsky dev "Why" trying to fear monger about vibe coding being the future.
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Title: "If you can't describe your job in 3 words"

Person one (bullshit job): "I'm a SaaS based fintect sales analyst"

Person two (bullshit job): "I develop and maintain automated capabilities"

Person three (bullshit job): "I create systems to record blockchain data"

Person four (non-bullshit job): "I catch fish"
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
tweet: "thinking abt the time i went to a planetarium and somebody booed when they showed earth"
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
A post from Jan 29 2026: "I can't see the future, but I have a feeling a lot of the most hard-line Democratic party loyalists are going to have a rude awakening when the primary season kicks off in a few months. I don't think they understand how many people who were once reliable cohorts have soured on the party."
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Simpsons meme of a woman saying "Go away, there ain't no ChatGPT and there never was" before slamming a window that says OpenAI on it
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Had to do it
"I have no mouth and I must scream" cover, except it says "I have no money and I must spend"
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
"hey big bread here, we added AI to bread so you can have frictionless slicing or idk something"

"why would you add AI to bread? We don't need AI in bread, no one asked for this or wants it. It's bread, it does its function as bread. The consumers do not want AI bread."

"..clearly the consumer is asking for MORE AI in their bread.. I better make it so they can't afford PC cases next."
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Johnathan Frakes from "Beyond Belief" with a speech bubble as if he said the OP's reply.
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Oscar the Grouch wearing sunglasses next to text reading "Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot.
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
And just to make it crystal clear which camp they are in.
The bio of the OP in question, making it crystal clear they are unquestionably a liberal Democrat.
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Had a feeling I was going to take a block for this one. Sorry, but you don't get to engage in fascist collaboration and get off the hook that easily.
Screenshot of myself quote-skeeting a liberal celebrating a leftist being subpoenaed by the government with an image of the "Then They Came" monument at the holocaust museum in Boston.
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
An engraving of "First They Came" by Martin Niemoeller, from the Holocaust Memorial in Boston.
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
"ARTIST"
OP's bio with ARTIST in all caps
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