Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Oh no, the company who built their business on harvesting our data is being harvested by other AI. Please, Mr. Daddy Government, stop the big bad Chinese from doing it to back to me. 000
Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 15/07/2025It’s only OK to do in the mountains, NOT in a gross bathroom stall. 010
Reposted by Coffin FlopsBeef Terrorloin @beefterrorloin.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Nytimes is shit from a butt. 071
Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 14/07/2025My midlife crisis stunt was learning the floss dance on TikTok, then immediately stopped using the app. 000
Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Why is everyone doing hip thrusts at the gym? Am I missing something? 110
Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Moral of the story, we have the money to pay our city workers, we just mismanage it and give cops whatever they want. 000
Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 03/07/2025In 2025 Parker proposed 15 mil to her “Clean and Green” initiative, none of which goes to paying sanitation workers more. It’s mostly enforcement for illegal dumping and paying other organizations to deal with the trash. 000
Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Philly police get paid an average of $32.60/hour with potential to make up to $90k/year Sanitation workers get $17/hour with hopes of earning $21/hr for seniority. In 2024, Philly gave the cops another 55.7 million for pensions and inflation adjustment, a 6.9% increase from the previous year. 253
Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Looking forward to the Mr. Munch themed glory hole. 000
Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Trying to think of a joke where we should go back to the old times and let pigs eat our trash, but pigs like cops, you know? 020
Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Here’s a crazy idea. What if we pay people a living wage instead of giving all our money to cops? 1102
Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Market testing meat-based swimwear didn’t go so well for the swimmers. 000
Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Seen in a rest stop bathroom. Someone was obviously trying to change their identify. 050
Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Wow cool. The Catholics have a new person to tell them what to do. Can we move on now? 030
Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Those shiitakes aren’t going to rehydrate themselves. 030
Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Dust Ball Farmer: Please I need to water my crops. How else will we make dust cakes?! 010
Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Had a dream where I went to “metal school” and the teacher played guitar and screamed the whole lecture. No one could understand a thing. 020
Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 29/04/2025If your pets had to go to high school, which clique would they belong to? 000
Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 21/04/2025The smoke they use to signal the new pope is actually the old pope getting nice and crispy. 020
Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 18/04/2025I see some honeys tonight that should be having my rabies. Rabies. 011
Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Mammoth Grindr is a hook-up app for gay Mammoths. 000
Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Getting in my Time Machine to diddle some people. 030
Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Flossing is taking it too far. What are you? Responsible?! 000
Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Why can’t we have a good old conspiracy about ancient aliens and lizard people without becoming anti-Semitic fascists? 020
Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 12/03/2025I'm like a bird, I'm gonna fly away, Take the head off of a rodent, Put the rest on a honey-locust... 020
Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Everyday I play this game with my cat called "Is He Sitting or About to Piss on the Couch"? 120
Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Seems like a year ago you started your program. Or was that two years ago? Time is a construct. Congrats anyway! 110
Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Thanks! I’ve never seen a rodeo, so that could be fun. 010
Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Hey Bluesky, I'll be in Houston, TX next week. What things should I do? Where should I eat? What's cool? 111
Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Me watching Alone while eating snacks and drinking copious seltzers: “Ha! What an idiot! I would’ve done that differently.” 000
Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Do you have any book recommendations on how capitalism and fascism go hand-in-hand? Essays would work too. 010
Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 03/03/2025My brand of petty is I’m willing to get run over when a giant vanity truck honks at me on my bike. 010
